Once upon a time there was a very sad ninja. His name was Kakashi and he had no friends. So he spent his time reading porn. Oh what a sad life he lived. One day he met another ninja named Iruka. He liked dolphins. Kakashi and Iruka became good friends. Only Iruka didn't want to read porn so he took the porn book away. That made Kakashi a very sad panda. So he tried to stab his eyes out with a spoon. This made Iruka feel bad so he went out and bought Kakashi some new porn. It was too late though and Kakashi had already ripped his eyes out. So iruka said. "I'm going to kill myself." and he did.
20 years later, Kakashi still has no eyes. He is a very sad ninja. Now he can't read any porn and he didn't make anymore friends. So now he lives in his sad dark world... without porn.