"Amelia"

(a Slayers parody of "Cecilia" by Simon and Garfunkel...i don't own rights to either...yadda yadda yadda)

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Amelia, you're driving me mad

you're preaching justice daily

Oh, Amelia, i'm down on my knees

I'm begging you please, to go home



Amelia, I'm going insane

You're testing my patience daily

Oh, Amelia, I'm down on my knees

I'm begging you, Please Go Home!

Go on home!

Traveling along in the afternoon

with Amelia on my heals

I want to smack her in the face

When I come back to reality

she's still dissing my race

Amelia, I can't take any more!

You try to convert me daily

Whoa, Amelia, I'm down on my knees

I'm begging you, please, to go home

Leave me alone!

Jubilation, I've fried her again

I fall on the floor and i'm laughing

Jubilation, I've stunned her again

I fall on the floor and I'm laughing...

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Author's Notes:

Xellos: you're very half-assed with your disclaimers...but all in all, i like it. i get to kill Amelia ^_^

XellAn: now Xel-Chan...that's not very nice

Xel: your point?

XellAn: *sighs*

Xel: well i think it's funny. why do you suppose i was laughing?

XellAn: you would. but truthfully, this is my favorite song parody because I CAN'T STAND AMELIA!!!!

Xel: join the club

XellAn: let me guess...you're the president of said club?

Xel: *cheesy grin* yup!

Amelia: *pouting* that's not very nice, Mr. Xellos and Miss XellosAngel!

Xel: your point?

XellAn: *shakes her head* ...baka...(Amelia tears up)...great, you've got her crying *smacks him*

Xel: ARIGATO! ^_^ give me another! ^_^

XellAn: aww...who could refuse that...c'mere you! *hits him a few more times* (the two are soon wrestling on the floor as Amelia stands there crying)

Xel & XellAn: OW!^_^ OW!^_^OW!^_^OW!^_^OW!^_^OW!^_^

XellAn: i love you Xel-Chan!

Xel: i love you too, XA-Chan!

(this is just random rambling...i'm going to stop now. JA NE!! ^_^)