Written and posted with very little persuasion needed from Liza (NeonDomino)
Word Count: 550
The Porno Records
Dear Diary,
I… I'm a little bit lost for words right now. Not like me I know, but you see, I can't get over what I have just discovered.
My father wrote a porno!
I am scarred for life!
Just wait until my father hears about this! Dammit, he wrote the darn thing; I can't exactly go up to him and say: "Father, I watched a porno today. And the credits at the end listed you as the author. I thought you said all things Muggle were repulsive." That is not a conversation I want to have with him. Even if it wasn't embarrassing enough to converse with him on such a matter, he would want to know why I was watching it especially since it wasn't your every day run of the mill thing… what I mean is: it was… it was gay porn, okay.
My father wrote a gay porno! *shudder* and it was so hot!
I suppose you're wondering why I would be watching it too. One word: Potter. It would seem that all these feelings I have been having are more than just a phase… the less said about that, the better.
I think… I think I'm going to take a cold shower and wipe the last hour from my memory.
Until next time,
Draco
~o~o~o~
Dear Diary,
I heard some rather raucous sounds emitting from Draco's room earlier. Needless to say I went to investigate and found my son bashing one out to a pornographic film... my pornographic film.
I am most displeased about this; I was assured that all copies of this foolish, youthful endeavour of mine had been destroyed.
All I can say is, thank goodness for Polyjuice Potion and that I had the good sense to use it - me starring and writing a porno would have been very difficult to explain. This is going to be an awkward enough conversation as it is... if Draco does approach me about it. I hope he doesn't.
That, however, was not the worst thing. As I moved away from the door, I heard him moan the Potter brat's name.
I must put a stop to this immediately.
Lucius out!
~o~o~o~
Dear Diary,
Holy, what in the name of Merlin was happening at dinner this evening?
Draco couldn't even look at his father for the entire meal. And Lucius, well he's always been a bit standoffish but this evening, he was less cold and more distant than usual.
I fear what will happen if I broach the subject with them.
It will probably blow over, right? Yes, of course it will.
Well, whilst Lucius is in his study, I'm going to enjoy one of those Muggle videos he hates so much which I found in Draco's room earlier.
It looks quite interesting.
Cissy x
~o~o~o~
Dear Diary,
The next time I think it is a good idea to watch something unknown, remind me not to.
I turned it on and the next thing I know, two guys are banging in front of me. Thankfully, I managed to get it turned off before Lucius came to bed… who knows how he would have reacted.
I need to bleach my eyes now.
Remind me to ground Draco for watching, or at least possessing, such complete and utter filth.
Cissy x