Forbidden Love (Betwixt soda)

by AnuTheJackal

Coca-Coliette and Pepseo rendezvous beneath the stars.

"Coca-Coliette, Coca-Coliette, wherefore art thou ?"

"I be here, sweet Pepseo, on yonder balcony."

"Oh come to me my darling, oh, how your carbonation is to behold in the moonlight!"

"Pepseo, we mustn't allow mine flat father, of the esteemed BottleCap family, knowledge upon our most secret of romance. "

"I swear it, dear Coliette, upon mine bluest label."

"Oh Pepseo! "

"Oh Coliette!"

(Passionate fizzing ensues)