The Night of The Walking Sleepy Head
"Some descended doors, where meant to stay upright."
Full Summary: When Wakko tends to wake up in other places than his bed is it just a regular sleep walking problem? Or is the sleep problem something deeper?
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A.N: What?? ME?? Why on earth would you even THINK I was going to leave Clash in the dust?? … Okay so maybe at one point it was turning out so horrible I even thought about deleting it out of existence on this place, printing it all out and stuffing all the pages in my mouth, and then taking the documents off my computer on a thumb drive just to burn it and then go on with my life. But I think all I have to do is edit it. Replace a few chapters, change a few things, and then BAM, it's all good. So until I get Clash fixed so I won't get a B-10, I'm posting this as a sequel to Backs and Forths! Think of this as a sincere apology for my horrible fan-fiction writing skills I had in the past. (Which was only a couple of months ago, sadly.) This won't be a one shot, I will continue this. This fan fic rated T for future violence. Hope you enjoy.
Introduction
The world you are about to step inside, that you are about to completely give your mind to, is a world that you can barely comprehend. In order for you to comprehend what you can you must open your mind. Not only does this give me the perfect opportunity to fill your mind with whatever I want, it also gives me the chance to transport you to another world. Though you need only to pray if I can tell this right, and if you can understand…
You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but also of mind, a journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, Burbank California.
Imagine a town that has been hiding a secret for many years. The central of all entertainment today and many years ago is nothing but a vague mirage. Picture that Burbank was simply a cartoon diversion created in the mid nineteen hundreds during the animation renaissance. A removable scene that anyone could drive through, a gigantic mural of a town that wasn't there. Where if a Toon where to guide you; they could simply lift the curtain and you would be transported to another world. Not only does this world look exactly like the one you where about to enter, but it has its differences too.
Inside this piece of land that seemed to always be there, was a painted place to make it exactly like Burbank. Except there where not just people walking these sidewalks, inside the buildings, and driving through the streets; but there where Toons and people, altogether, everywhere inside this town. These people weren't ordinary either, they where stars, moviemakers, animators, and artists. Because of this town, everything you see on your Television is a true event.
Yes, that indeed does mean that The Angry Beavers are truly brothers. It also means that the Grim Reaper is in fact Billy and Mandy's "best friend forever". It even means that Roger Rabbit was, indeed, framed. This means that Tom And Jerry do constantly chase one another. The sets you see, the extras you point out, the cameos, the objects that are used are very real, just in a cartoon way. It may be flat to look 2-D, but it's there inside the character's hand. And yes, just as you have hoped, and longed for me to say; three small creatures inside one of the main points in the town, are living, breathing, and fast paced, things. Who have had a very small career, and everyone talks about it.
This story is
Inside "Stephen Spielberg Presents; The Animaniacs"
Chapter One
"Wakko!" A voice called.
Though she had called his name countless of times, Dot Warner couldn't find her brother. Most of the time this didn't concern her, but it was time for lunch and the middle child was nowhere to be found. She knew that sometimes when Wakko did this, he would come out maybe after five minutes, because cartoon food aroma does take awhile to travel around in their Water Tower household. But Wakko didn't come and appear anywhere for ten. Dot's beady black eyes drifted around her surroundings slowly, just to make sure he wasn't about to pounce on her out of nowhere, just incase it was a joke. She had remembered the last time no one could find Wakko, and that time Yakko was the one who had noticed and went on a full-scale stress fiesta. They had then found him stuck in an elevator around midnight inside the Warner Brothers administration building.
Though, this was somewhat different, see, it wasn't night, and to Dot's knowledge Wakko was still inside the Water Tower. She had finally gotten enough courage and walked passed the couch; tip toeing with her white paws skimming passed the floor of the Tower. Her long black tail moved warily along with her as she inched her way to the forest area of her home. Watching the doors of their rooms pass by her she froze, wondering if he was inside his room blasting some music again.
She raced to Wakko's door, which was decorated with caution signs and tape that was put there, by her and the oldest, and at some point not for decorating reasons. Dot's white glove reached up on his handle and turned it slowly. Without any effort the door slowly fell down, off of its hinges and onto the floor inside the room. Dot looked inside and saw nothing was charred looking, the door was probably just old, but suddenly she noticed on the sides of the doorframe she saw it looked like it was torn off. Her eyes trailed down beside the door and noticed the locks on the outside of the door where on the ground. Just then the door began to shift back and forth, and it got up. Dot's eyes became small with fear as the door… groaned?
"Auugh…" A voice groaned.
In shock Dot stayed silent, and without any warning the door was thrown away, revealing Dot's older brother. "Wakko!" She exclaimed.
Wakko rubbed his head that was covered with his red baseball cap, moving it with his right-gloved hand. His black eyes where half there, causing it to look resembling as if he had just woken up. Wakko's red nose expanded as he sniffed, slowly his eyes became wider and his long ears that peeked out of his hat stood up a bit, he then looked around and smiled. Along with the smile came his long red tongue as he sniffed again. "Who's cooking home made mac n cheese, using the cheddar cheese, with a tad of mozzarella in the mix. Adding a bit of pepper on the top of it all," Wakko sniffed again, "And mistakenly adding a tad too much butter into it?" Wakko asked with his Liverpool accent.
Dot let out a disgusted grunt. "Yakko told me it was supposed to be one pint of butter into the pan…" She said.
Wakko's eyebrow rose at his sister. "Not even close, one cup and one point five quarters to the power of maximum three fluid ounce of butter, sis." He corrected.
"There's no such thing!" Dot exclaimed.
Wakko got up from where he stood and smiled at Dot. "And that's why it's called the Warner Brothers' Tizzy Double Fizzy Triple Layer Mac 'n Cheesy…" He said.
Dot looked at him lamely as he walked passed her. "Let me guess, Yakko chose the name?" She asked as she followed him.
Wakko looked back at Dot. "Who else?" He smiled.
The two siblings walked passed the couch and came to a boxed off area that looked like a regular kitchen with a dining table pushed to the side and a counter lined up on the other side of the wall. Though the kitchen looked normal, another male creature was far from it. Layered on top of his skin was a glossy black coat. Covering the bottom of that fur where long kaki pants held up above his hips with a black belt with a gold buckle. On the backside of his pants was a hole where his black tail stuck out, happily twitching to the classy music that was playing safely inside his head. His hands, that wrapped around the sides of a gigantic glass dish, where covered in a pair of white gloves. There was fur on his head and there was no doubt about it, but the pattern of it made it peculiar. White fur framed around his black eyes and white cheeks, the rest of it was black fur that covered his perked ears, and a bright red nose was right in the middle of it. The oldest turned his head to his siblings in the doorway with a wide smile.
"I guess you found Wakko." Yakko said.
"Yeah…" Dot said as she narrowed her eyes to Wakko, who had kept his eyes on the glass dish Yakko was holding.
Wakko immediately raced to the table and sat down at the closest edge of the table. Yakko turned back to the plate as Dot found her own seat at the other end of the square table. Just then Yakko turned around and revealed his masterpiece; it looked like a double Decker of orange colored goop with some noodles popping out of the sides. He placed the plate on the table and pushed it to the middle, Wakko's eyes following it. His tongue rolled out from his mouth and onto the table and began to drool.
Dot gazed around to the side of it to get a 3-d glimpse of the masterpiece, but found Wakko's drooling tongue instead. "Eeeew…" She commented, and just like a Pavlov dog Wakko stopped drooling.
Yakko's eyes widened a bit to notice exactly why; Wakko's tongue began to feel around on the table, as if it was trying to find the mac 'n cheese on its own. Once the tongue found the edge it came back up like a snake and was about to strike. Just in the nick of time Yakko took a newspaper out from behind his back and whacked it, causing it to spring up and Wakko to whine. After another smack the tongue found its rightful place; inside Wakko's mouth. Yakko carried a lame glare to his brother, trying to fight the smile he wanted to reveal.
"No eating until a plates' in front of ya, and everyone is seated. 'Sides, it could get a tad messy without—ah yeah, that's right, you like to get yourself covered in cheese…" Yakko smiled devilishly.
Wakko instantly turned a small pink. "That was only once…" He murmured.
Yakko turned away from the table, walked on a wooden stool in front of the counter, and reached up into one of the cabinets as he spoke. "Uuh yeah. That was still mainly your fault…" He said as he brought a plate down.
Wakko sat up straight and glared at Yakko. "If you probably weren't so boring, it'd probably have never happened!" He snapped.
Yakko gave a smirk as he had finally brought down two other dishes. "And, boy, if I didn't video tape that a Warner Brothers classic would've been lost…" He smiled to himself as he reached into a drawer of silverware.
Dot smiled. "Very true, it'd have been a shame to loose that, plus it probably take even longer to convince Wakko he did the stunt." She said.
Wakko immediately felt attacked, so much he folded his arms and shrank in his seat as he mumbled to himself. Dot leaned over the table and cupped a hand over her ear. "What's that Wakko? You don't remember falling asleep, head first, into the Christmas Lasagna?" Dot asked.
Wakko sat up a bit and growled. "I only did it cause of Yakko's speech…" He said softly.
"And then you don't remember getting up out of it and throwing some of it up your nose??" Dot exclaimed hysterically.
By now Wakko's face was a small red color, holding up so much rage he thought he'd burst at any moment. Dot laughed out loud, ignoring his look. Wakko snapped his head around to notice his oldest holding a hand up to his mouth, refraining from laughing, yet doing a horrible job at keeping it to himself.
Wakko's right eye began to twitch with anger. Yakko's eyes snapped open and looked to Wakko, noticing his rage he stopped laughing and quickly grabbed some silverware, and the plates to place them on the table. Once Yakko got to Dot he stared at her, after awhile she noticed Yakko wouldn't let go of her plate and took a look at Wakko's face of pure fury. She stopped immediately, and Yakko let go of her plate to give her silverware.
Once he came to Wakko he smiled softly with a concerned look on his face. "Wakko, you know we love ya, right?" He asked.
Wakko immediately calmed down and looked at Yakko. "Yeah." He replied.
Yakko's ears perked up along with his head as he sat back in his seat. "Good!" He exclaimed as he threw a spoon into the mac 'n cheese. "Then let's chow down!" He said.
No words, could even come close to describe such an extremely, sickening, and vulgar scene, involving the Warners, and mac 'n cheese. When they ate, they ate as though they haven't been fed in years, and it would take years just to document each movement, and all the sounds, they made. The Warners where always that unique, notable, and noticeable in everything they did.
Once lunch was finished the three decided to part ways; Yakko was on the couch watching TV, Dot was picking up dishes, and Wakko was headed for his room. Wakko looked at the mess he had left and stared at it. It took awhile for Wakko to actually work his vocal chords again and speak up. So long, that Dot had already joined Yakko in watching Television.
Wakko gulped before he spoke. "Uh… Yakko?" he asked.
Yakko's ears instantly perked up, and his head turned around to Wakko. "What the…" He said in astonishment.
The eldest brother got up from the couch and walked over to Wakko's room, his sister's eyes curiously following. Once she realized what they where gaping at she got up and ran over to them. She looked and found Wakko's door on the floor, wood pieces everywhere and the locks on the outside of his door broken off. "Ooh yeah…" Dot said.
Yakko turned to Dot in disbelief. "You did that?" He asked.
Dot looked at him instantly and held her hands up in defense. "No I—…" She started, but then grew a small smile, and grew serious again. "I was just quoting the Kool-aid man…" She simply said.
Yakko looked lamely to the invisible camera and then back at his sister, with his hands on his hips. He was not as amused as Wakko was; who chuckled through his teeth at the comment. "Ha-ha we all get it. Now did you do this or not?" He asked.
"No way! I only touched the door and it fell on top of him." Dot objected.
Wakko looked thoughtfully at the door. "That's strange, I don't remember sleeping under the door…" He said.
Yakko's eyes grew small in fear as he looked at Wakko. "Ooh no…" He said.
Dot looked narrowly at Yakko. "What're you? The UN kool-aid man?" She asked.
"No, but I might as well, this is beginning to be very un cool…" Yakko said.
Wakko looked lamely to his siblings. "Enough of the kool-aid jokes." He commented as he walked to his fallen door. Yakko watched his brother and then saw him grab the other end; the oldest quickly caught on and picked up his end. They then propped it up inside his room on the wall. Yakko's eyes then carried to the fallen locks, and quickly picked them up to observe them. He knew what they where for, but he had no clue how to tell his siblings what they where for.
Just then, the Bugs Bunny phone rang from behind the couch, causing Yakko to drop the locks. The three Warners jumped up and smiled widely at one another. "I'll get it!!" The three yelled. Yakko being the tallest, and the closest to the phone, raced to the phone, reached the receiver, and with a hand on Wakko's head and a foot on Dot's, he spoke into it. "Hellooo Nurse! Yakko speaking." He said.
A voice that was too familiar came over the other end. "Yakko? It's--…" The voice started.
Yakko smiled widely and turned his gaze to the wall next to him with a calendar hung on it, as he spoke for the person. "Hi there Scratchy! Lemme guess… it's our annual 'annoy Dr. ScratchanSniff--- I mean, day to go to the fair… right?" Yakko said, as he eyed his siblings who where now looking at Yakko wide and hopeful eyes.
"Yes…" The doctor said, quite lamely.
Yakko smiled and leaned on the table. "Don't worry about it we'll be over there before you can say…" Suddenly Yakko stopped, then looked behind him, eyeing his siblings.
After awhile Dot narrowed a look to Wakko and nudged him with her elbow. Wakko stood up straight and suddenly yelled. "Phalacrophobia!" He exclaimed without thought. After that Wakko began to puzzle what just took place.
Yakko smiled and turned back to the phone. "Hold that phone, will be right there before you can say phalacrophobia!" He said, and then hung up the phone. "Come on sibs!" In an instant they where inside an office, and the two boys found themselves in the arms of a magnificent blonde wearing a nurse outfit. They both gave her a kiss on her cheeks, and then smiled widely at her.
"Helloooo NURSE!" The two exclaimed.
The nurse had no reply; instead she just dropped them on the ground and rolled her eyes at them. Amazingly Dot's expression wasn't too far from hers; she groaned and made her usual remark; "Boys…Go fig." She replied gallingly.
Soon another body entered the room, which gained all three of the Warners attention. His name was Dr. ScratchanSniff, and was a very famous psychiatrist for the Warner Brothers studio. He wore a white doctors coat and purple pants underneath with his regular black shoes, and his head as bald as ever.
The two brothers stood up beside one another in smiles, Dot decided to join with her older siblings. "Hi there Scratchy." Yakko smiled.
The Doctor sighed slightly. "Vell. Let's all get in ze car…" He said.
Even though Dr. ScratchanSniff was older, and more responsible, it didn't mean the Warners had to be. He understood that, but what he couldn't understand was why they would always make the most simple of tasks extremely hard for him to do. See, whenever the Doctor said something it was like celebrating opposite day for the Warners. They only did it because it was really their only source of fun. This bit was always in the Warner Sibling Annoyance Guide. With this queue Yakko raised an eyebrow to his siblings with a smirk on his face, and the two gave the same look as well.
Yakko smiled wider and spoke quite loudly. "First one in the car is a rotten egg!" He exclaimed.
Suddenly all three burst out into laughter and they ran out the door. Though it wasn't possible to see, the Doctor rolled his eyes and followed. Once he was outside the doors he noticed the Warners where zipping around in an eight shape, trying to grab a hold of one another. The Doctor turned away from them and gained his attention to the blue mini van parked outside the office and placed the key inside the keyhole. Once the door was unlocked he opened the door widely and leaned on the driver side of the car, waiting for it.
It only took Yakko and Dot a couple of glances to signify they both where going for Wakko. Suddenly Dot veered directions and waited for Wakko to cross her path, seeing Yakko hot on his tail, he was too oblivious to see Dot in his way. Suddenly when he did decide to look Dot held out special frying pan, saved for the occasion. The pan was shaped specifically in a ball shape. Suddenly Wakko's body slammed inside the frying pan and Yakko stopped in front of it. Dot held the frying pan upside-down and Wakko's ball shaped body slowly fell out on the ground. Dot tucked the frying pan away and smiled. Yakko put a foot on Wakko and Dot ran to the van.
"No… you wouldn't!" Wakko exclaimed.
Yakko didn't answer; instead he pulled back his leg and kicked his brother. The force of the kick and the height he had gained from it caused Wakko to scream. Dot positioned herself in a goalie like stance and saw her brother gaining in on her to the right. The small Warner jumped in mid-air and almost caught him, but he slipped right out of her fingers, and she fell to the ground, as he zoomed passed her and made a giant 'thud!' inside the van.
Yakko jumped up in the air with glee. "Gooaaal! And the crowd goes wiiiald, over Yakko Warner's amazing goal of the century, as he wins the national cup!" He exclaimed.
Dot got up and took a peek inside the car to find Wakko in his rightful shape, but upside down, leaning on both the other door and the seat, in a daze. His eyes swirled around and he groaned in pain as stars danced around his head. Dot climbed inside and poked Wakko's stomach. "You okay Wak?" She asked.
Suddenly Wakko blinked, his eyes returned to a normal gaze, and the stars disappeared. After awhile Wakko's blank stare turned into a glare. "That wasn't very nice you know…" He replied as he twisted himself back to normal and sat on the seat of the car.
Dot smiled and then sat down beside him. "Yeah. But it was fun." She said. Out of Dot's peripheral vision she saw Yakko standing outside the van. She turned to him with a frown. "Well? Are we going to the fair or not?" Dot asked.
"I don't wanna go in there, it smells like a rotten egg!" Yakko smiled.
All of the sudden Dot looked like she was about to object, but instead sniffed the air. She then buried her red nose in Wakko's sweater, and then backed away immediately. "Ew! You're right Yakko! He is a rotten egg!" She laughed.
Wakko merely frowned in both anger and embarrassment. Yakko laughed and then got inside the van, closing the door behind him and noticing the Doctor getting in also. The four put on their separate seatbelts and Dr. ScratchanSniff started the car. Soon Yakko glanced a look at Dot, she caught it and smiled. It felt great for the Warners to be out again. Yakko turned away from Dot, but still kept his wide smile as he spoke. "Today's going to be a great re-run." He said as he nudged Dot with his elbow.
Dot looked at him oddly and then rubbed her arm. "Ow… you poked me with your elbow in my side…" She whined.
Yakko turned to her with a confused look. "No I didn't…" He said.
TBC...
RaNdOm Fanfiction Fact!: This was drafted during October for Holloween, though it wasn't finished in time.