Author notes: so this is like my own tdi fic, I'm got to use my fave actors in it. So please understand that English isn't my first language and that I'm a creative person with this.
" Hi! You remember me from the last 6 seasons of TDI! I'm Chris your host and I'm going to be doing season 7 Of TOTAL...DRAMA...IIIISLAND!" Chris said as he threw his hands up in the air. As the boats arrive, the first camper came out.
" Meet Sherman Hemsley our first camper" Chris said.
" Hey! Not bad for a Island. Hey Weezy! Come out here and look at the place we're bout to Compete in." Sherman said as he did a Jefferson walk. A woman who appeared to be Sherman's woman came out with excitement on her face.
" Oh how lovely!" She said.
" Isabel! Gonna work together with your man?" Chris ask. She nodded her head, " hehe...well let see about that." Next up were two men, one skinny guy that looked lost and one fat guy looking happy and playing with his tie. " These two are Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy."
" Thank you for your introducing Chris." The fat one name Oliver said as he chuckled and waved his tie at the camera. " We are here to win the money, right stan?" He asked, Stan took his derby hat off and played with his hair and smiled. As Stan was about to leave the boat, oliver pushed him aside and pointed at himself to let Stan know that he will leave first. As those two left, a woman with a attitude came out.
" So this is the place huh?" She asked.
" Yeeeeup." Chris nod, " And this will be fun for you Marla." She sighed.
" Well I guess so." She walked off. Next was a guy who is wearing what looks like children's clothing.
" Hola Chris" he said with a squeaky voice.
" Hello to you too Chabelo." Chris replied. As chabelo was about to move and horn noise spooked him and he feel down the stairs. " Hahaahaa. I think this is going to be a nice season for me." Chris whispered. Four men popped out of the door, " Of course! Who would forget about these fellows! Groucho,Harpo, Chico, and Zeppo!" All four waved at the camera, Groucho who was the one with the cigar and thick moustash and eye brows walked down first and the three followed him.
" Wait for me guys!" A voice said, it was a man who ran down the step to catch up with them.
" Oh and their fifth bro, Gummo" Chris said with boredom. Then came out a Sexy blonde woman. " Meet Marilyn! Our beautiful competitor."
" Thank you." She winked at him and walked along. Then came out a red head woman who was good looking too but not as much as Marilyn.
" Lucille" he said and pointed at her with both if his hands.
" Please call me Lucy," she blushed, she looked at the camera, " hi honey!" She waved and smiled.
" Nyunk Nyunk! OHHH," a man was pushed out the door.
" You're blocking the door nuckle-head!" A man said.
" Hey ! Why don't you pick someone your own size?" Another man said.
" yeah!" Another man behind him said,
" oh yeah?"
" yeah" both said.
" Well here's ya answer!" He grabbed both by the ears and dragged them down the stairs."
" Moe, curly, larry, and shemp." Chris smiled as they walke d by him.
" Hey now!" A woman came out smiling, " Tom come out. No need to be shy." She grabbed tom by the arm and smiled.
" Roxie!" Tom yelled. Roxie only waved at the camera and kissed Tom on the cheek." Roxie, I don't know why you put me in this game show." He whispered to her.
" Oh don't worry mr. Willis,". British guy came out smiling at him, " no need to be nervous."
" Paul is right." Roxie said. Tom and sighed and proceeded to walk down with them.
" Ahh mr. J! I never knew you were going to compete here as well." Paul smiled, Sherman rolled his eyes and ignore him.
" We are." Isabel smiled. A woman with curls came out with a ridiculous clothing.
" Meet Carol." Chris said, she smiled and walked down. Then a handsome fellow came out.
" Amorcito mi corazoohon.." He began singing, the women smiled and blushed as they looked at his beautiful face.
" Pedro." Chris smiled, " Just so you know we only picked you because of you're looks."
" Eso es fine by me." Pedro winked at the ladies. A man behind him and jumped on Pedro's back.
" Hola-Ahhh!" As he was on Pedro's back and waving, pedro and him collapsed and stumbled on each stairs and lanes on the ground.
" Ay! Get off of me!" Pedro yelled, " coño TinTan!" TinTan got off of Pedro and grinned showing his gap theeth.
" Ay pero Pedro no need to be angry! We are in Canada! Tu y Yo will work together and try to be in the final five." TinTan smacks Pedro in the back and walked off with pride.
" Puto..." Pedro mumbled. Next was another Hispanic...well make it three came out, one woman, and two man...except one was smoking and the other one was wearing a red costume.
" Cantinflas! And you are?" Chris pointed at the man in red.
" Yo soy el Chapulin Colorado!" He said then made a pose with his hammer. "Sígueme a los buenos!" He ran, tripped down each steps, then crash landed on the ground.
" Oh my! Are you ok fellow?" Paul asked.
" Yes, I did that on purpose to predict on what force landing it would do to me if I trip over each stair cases." Chapulin lied. The lady in braids came over him and help him stand up. Chapulin Colorado took a look at her and froze there with her, he never saw any woman who looked beautiful as her. " Pero...who are you?" He asked.
" That is Maria! But people normally call her La India Maria." Chris answered.
" estas bien?" She asked.
" Si...I mean I'm always fine because I'm a super hero!" He poses to impress her.
" More super clumsy." Sherman said, which of course he made some people laughed except for Isabel. Maria and Capulin walked off together.
" Bueno if they are going I guess I will go as well." Cantinflas said. Next up was two guys, one looks silly while the other good looking.
" Dean martin and jerry lewis!" Chris said.
" Hey dean," Jerry said.
" What?" Dean asked.
" Are you sure this is the place I can make friends here?"
" Why of course!" Dean grabbed Jerry and walked off like he was in a rush. Jerry was next to Marla.
" He-hello! How are you? He-hello...I'm Jerry-"
" I don't talk to competitors." Marla interrupted and looked away from him.
" Oh...right...heheheee" Jerry nervously laughed. Next was another blond lady.
" Hello baby," she said and walked down sassy-ly.
" Thelma Todd everyone."
" Groucho!groucho!" A woman popped out of boats door and looked around. " Where is that man!" She said.
" If you don't mind, I will happily answer you if y stop yelling for me," Groucho said.
" Groucho!" She stomped her way down," I've specifically told you when you are about to leave the boat, you need to tell me!" She huffed.
" Well before I began speaking I need to say something to you," he said.
" Oh? Like what?" She said.
" That I admire your good looks and charms." He hold her hand and lay on one knee to the ground, " Oh Margaret! My not so sweet Margaret Dumont."
" oh why Groucho, -giggles- you shouldn't be doing this." She blushed.
" Well good." He pushed her hand away and gave her a look. " And don't expect me to treat you with respect just because I'm your fiancé." She place her hand in her chest with surprise. Next up, was three people...they appear to be a family.
" meet the family! Archie, Edith, and Gloria Bunker!" Chris said.
" Now ah Edith, no need to be scared of the colored folks here," Archie whispered to Edith. Edith and Gloria only looked at each other.
" Archie, I thought you anit gonna go crazy with your thoughts." Edith said.
" Yea daddy! You promise" Gloria pouted.
" I am! I am..." Archie saw Sherman, " My gosh!" He ran down and stood right next to Sherman.
" I didn't know they allow people like you." Archie said.
" Yea well, I didn't know they allow jive turkeys like you," Sherman sarcastically smiled at Archie.
" Heheehehhee.. So funny I forgot to laugh." Archie blew his cigar. Next was two couples.
" Fatty Arbuckle and Mable!"
" Great idea Roscoe ( fatty's real name) letting us in a game so we can work together.." Mabel snuggled Fatty's arm.
" Of course, and what better way to spend on some one special.." Fatty said. Her eyes glowed as she waited for his answer, " That special person is my Best pal Buster Keaton!" He smiled.
" What?" She let go of him and gave a confused look. Buster came out, he didn't have out any expression...just a plain straight face.
" Aren't you glad were in this?" Fatty asked.
" Yea." Buster said without a smile, " I'm so excited I can hardly wait." He twirl his finger up in the air still with no expression on his face. They walked down together leaving Mable alone.
" I thought..." She still was shocked and confused of what just happened. Four more guys came out and saw Mable standing there.
" Ooh..." A short fat guy said.
" Mable! You better hurry up! You're blocking Charlie Chaplin, Harold Lloyd, Bud Abbott, and Lou Costello way!"
" Let me help,you down," Charlie said as he took her by ye hand and walked down.
-After that-
" Ok people!" Chris shouted as he was standing on a rock, " LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE RULES...THERE ARE NO RULES AT ALL! BUT THERE WILL BE TWO TEAMS, AND IF ONE TEAM WINS THEY WILL GET IMMUNITY, AND THE LOSING TEAM WILL HAVE TO VOTE SOMEONE OFF THE ISLAND."
" Oh..." Chabelo said.
" First team will be, Sherman Hemsley, Marla Gibbs, Paul Benedict, Tom Willis, Archie Bunker, Thelma Todd, La India Maria, Chapulin Colorado,Marilyn Monroe, Chabelo, Charlie Chaplin, Harold Lloyd, Stan Laurel, Lou Costello, Gummo marx , moe , Curly, Larry, and Carol Burnett! This team will be named " The Dead Rats" Chris said.
"Dead rats?" Sherman said disgustingly.
" Next team will be Isabel Sanford, Roxie Roker, Gloria Bunker, Edith Bunker, Pedro Infante, TinTan, Oliver Hardy, Bud Abbott, Dean Martin, Margaret Dumont, Groucho Marx, harpo Marx, Chico Marx, Zeppo Marx, Fatty Arbuckle, Buster Keaton, Shemp , Cantinflas, and Mabel! You guys will be team " Scardy Cats"
" What uh...interesting team name..." Harold said.
" thank you Harold." Chris said. " Today is a free day, But! You guys need to be prepared for tomorrow!" Everyone looked at each other and the him. " Be prepared.
End of pt 1
-SO FAR-
Team Dead Rats:
Sherman Hemsley, Marla Gibbs, Paul Benedict, Tom Willis, Archie Bunker, Thelma Todd, La India Maria, El Chapulin Colorado, Marilyn Monroe, Chabelo, Charlie Chaplin, Harold Lloyd, Stan Laurel, Lou a Costello, Gummo Marx, Moe, Curly, Larry, and Carol Burnett.
Team Scardy Cats:
Isabel Sanford, a Roxie Roker, Gloria Bunker, Edith Bunker, Pedro Infante, TinTan, Oliver Hardy, Bud Abbott, Dean Martin, Margaret Dumont, Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx, Zeppo Marx, Fatty Arbuckle, Buster Keaton, Shemp, and Mabel.