AN: Like my last story, I'm trying something new. Bear with me. I'm sorry it's so short too. :(
Disclaimer: If I owned Sonny With A Chance, well, it would be on MTV or HBO, not Disney, lmao. Also, I don't own the title, which is a lyric from the song Crazy Town by Jason Aldean.
"What up, Randoms?"
"Chad, it's just me."
"Oh. Well, then, what up, … Sonny?"
"Nothing much, I'm just working on a sketch idea."
"You do that yourself?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, you're even more low-budget than I thought."
"It's a tradition for the So Randoms to make their own sketches. It's how it's always been done."
"And that's why you're not real stars."
"Excuse me?"
"You're not a real star, Sonny."
"Says who?"
"Oh, says a lot of people."
"Like…?"
"Me, Portlyn, Skylar, the rest of Hollywood."
"Not all of Hollywood thinks that."
"Sonny, Chuckle City is the only show without writers that's not reality TV, and even reality television is scripted."
"That's a lie."
"Is it, Sonny, is it really?"
"…"
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I have a script to write."
"See, if you were at the Falls, someone would write it for you."
-SC-
"Hey, Son-nay."
"What do you want, Chad?"
"I wanted to give you something."
"What is this?"
"It's the schedule for new member orientation for the Screen Actors Guild. You know, real stars are members."
"I'm already a member."
"Oh, I guess they let anyone in, don't they? Hm, that's strange."
"Hey, Chad?"
"What?"
"Go away!"
"Fine, I see how it is. You could be a little more greatful."
-SC-
"Sonny Munroe."
"Chad Dylan Cooper."
"You know, real stars go by either one or three names, not two."
"No, they don't."
"Yes, they do."
"No, they don't."
"Yes, they do."
"Yes, they do!"
"No, they don't."
"Gotcha!"
"Damn."
"You should know better by now."
"Yeah, but I don't, so pfft."
"Did you just 'pfft' me?"
"Is there a problem?"
"Not at all."
"Good."
"Good."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Good."
"Fine."
"Fine!"
"Good!"
"Are we done?"
"We are so done!"
"Good!"
"Good!"
"Really, Sonny? I think we've done this enough."
"Fine."
"I'll see you around."
"Bye!"
-SC-
"Sonny, I'm glad you're not a star."
"Um ok?"
"Chad Dylan Cooper does not date stars; they're too needy."
"Because you're needy enough?"
"Exactly."
"Well, then, I don't want to be a star."
"Good."
THE-END
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