Hello there! This is (Name) (Last), Sasuke's #1 fangirl at your service. I'm not some ordinary fangirl, you see. Sasuke is...how do I put it...a piece of fucking trash. However, I like to keep this opinion of mine to myself. I am president of Sasuke's fanclub, and I know all too well of how much Sasuke does not like the fact he has one. Which is exactly why I run it in the first place. It is my job to make Sasuke's life a living hell. To be honest, he deserves it.

I loved Sasuke once. ONCE. Which is why I am able to keep up this act that I still love him. It makes me sick.

"Sasuke-kuuuunnnn~" I got up in his face which showed annoyance. "How many times do I have to tell you I love you to make you go out with me?" I whine showing puppy dog eyes. Gag. If your wondering how I am able to do such things, it takes years of practice, honey. YEARS.

"Go away, " He snarled. "I don't like you! Who the hell would like someone as ugly and annoying as you?!," Well I hate you too, fucking duck-ass.

"Awww! You don't mean that!" I say flirtatiously. "I'll be here again, Sasuke, tomorrow!" I say leaving showing a face of disgust as I turned my back away. I saw Sakura, my vice-president.

"Sakura, do you mind?" I lean down to whisper in her ear. "Sasuke is over there," I wiggle my eyebrows up and down. "Why don't you go try and soften him up a little, ne?" Sakura's face turned a deep red. Honestly, I did not understand how these girls liked someone like him. She ran over and threw her arms around Sasuke. I whistled, and the other members of the fan club popped up. I pointed over at Sakura and Sasuke and they went running. I dust off my shoulder, and keep walking down the hallway smirking to myself.

Oh, how I wish I could just tell Sasuke how big of a dick he is.

All girls have that childhood crush. Well Sasuke was mine, as much as I hate to admit it. But a certain turn of events made me hate his guts. The fact is that five years ago, when we were eleven, Sasuke bullied my best friend. I over looked it, until the day that my best friend moved away and I never saw her again. It was all Sasuke's fault that she left. But that was only the beginning. I once confronted him about it, only to be bullied myself. There is a lot more why I hate him. He's cocky, arrogant, selfish, and just a plain bastard. I'm not physically strong enough to get back at him, but I could work behind the scenes and make sure he isn't happy.

But something has gone terribly wrong.

My father worked with his, and Sasuke's father was going on a business trip for three weeks. And guess who offered to let him stay at his house? That's right. My father. So Sasuke is going to be living with me for THREE fucking weeks. DREI. TRES. TROIS.

I don't know if I can keep up my act in my own house as well. This is a nightmare waiting to happen.

Lets pray I don't kill him in his sleep.