[[[Pink Pocky]]]
A Sunday morning, Isuke was sitting in her sofa and doing whatever the fuck she likes to do (like counting money or something like that shit), suddenly she heard someone knock on her door. Quickly she stood up and walked over to the door and saw Haruki standing there. "Ew poor person get out." She said and pointed a finger at Haruki. Haruki sighed. "Isuke.. Wanna go out on a date, I c an buy food" she said low, with her hands in her pockets. "Hm k m8" she replied and closed the door behind her, following Haruki to her car and entering it. After driving for 21 minutes, Haruki stopped and stepped out of the car. They were now standing in front of a hotel. "What the fuck Haruki, I thought you were buying food for me" she said and facepalmed. "I know." She said low and grabbed Isuke's hand, dragging her with her inside, where all of Haruki's siblings stood. They now headed over to a big room, with a lot of tables with food on. "Free food" Haruki said low, slowly grabbing a paperbag and stuffing it with food. "What the fuck is even happening." She said loud as Haruki started to run with the bags filled with food. "Run if you want to live." she yelled as she got out of the hotel, and literally throwing the bags in the back of the car and forcing her siblings inside like a bunch of clowns in a tiny car. After a while, Isuke came out of the hotel, and slowly entered the car. "bby I stole this food for u u proud of me m69" Haruki yelled, then started to drive in a 'oh no I left the oven on' speed, only to crash in a tree. "I did this for uuuuuu" she said once again, then collapsed while Isuke just walked slowly out of the car with the food, walking home. Haruki's car got stolen by some people from Poland while Haruki was still in the car, making poor noises. "Mi car, u shit" she said and slowly fell out of the car while they filled gas, slapping them with a random fish she found on the street (idk what to write here anymore.) "ISUKE." she randomly yelled. "U STOLE MAH PRACIOUS FOOD U FUCKING FOOD WHORE" she screamed, adding "YOURE GOING TO GET FAT"
Haruki got back after being arrested for "stuffing weed and meth inside of her pockys." As she knocked on Isuke's door, a black haired girl with twintails opened the door, with a cigarette in her mouth. "Yo, can I speak to Isuke" she said and crossed her arms. "wOW ROOD YOU DONT WANT TO talK TO ME I MEAN IM NICO NICO NII FOR FUCKS SAKE WOMAN, MATE YE ARENT GOING TO TALK TO HER BECAUSE YE CAN TALK TO ME. YOU ARE IN THE WRONG ANIME HARUKI, ALSO I STOLE ALL THE MONEY YOU HAVE BUT ITS LIKE 2$ SO." She said in a thug voice, blowing the smoke at her. "FFFFFFFFFFF I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MY CHILDREN THAT I WILL NEVER HAVE BECAUSE IDK IM GAY" she said and inhaled a pocky. They stared at each other, suddenly a red haired tsundere lesbian piece of piano playing shit appeared behind Nico, stroking her chin. "Nico-chan~ why don't you gET THE FUCK BACK TO BED BITCH" she said and glared over at Haruki. "da fuck is this, trash? Get it out it stinks" she said and slammed the door in Haruki's face. Haruki sobbed and started to cry onions. The end. [[liek if you cri everitim]]