HEY WHAT'S UP EVERYONE I KNOW I HAVEN'T PUBLISHED STORIES LATELY BECAUSE I WAS R EALLY BUSY CHECKING FACEBOOK THESE DAYS! MY APOLOGIES. ANYWAYS, I WANTED TO POST THIS DORK DIARIES STORY. IT'S BOOK 6, W HICH IS GONNA BE IN STORES IN JUNE. I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR IT! SO I JUST MADE TH AT BOOK UP AND IT'S GONNA BE IN MY VERSI ON. HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS! :DDD IT'S GONNA BE NIKKI'S POV, BY THE WAY. OH AND ONE MORE THING BEFORE I START THE STORY: I K NOW THE TITLE IS REALLY SO-CALLED, BUT I JUST COULDN'T CHANGE IT SO, BARE WITH I T. SORRY. ANYWAYS, PLEASE READ AND REVIE W. ENJOY!

CHAPTER 1: DESPERATION

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

I'm in the girls' bathroom, writing in m y diary all about how cute my secret cru sh, Brandon, is. And I accidentally drop ped it!

There was a girl beside me in the stalls , I don't know who it is, but she picked it up and my diary disappeared! NOOOO! WHAT IF SHE FOUND OUT MY SECRET?!

I HOPE SHE WON'T SPREAD IT TO THE WHOLE SCHOOL! THEN BRANDON IS GONNA BE SHOCKED AND MIGHT NEVER TALK TO ME! (And, the S weetheart's dance

is in like, 2 weeks! He'll never ask me to the dance!)

I could hear that girl giggling, and I r ecognize that voice. MACKENZIE HOLLISTER !

Calling Mackenzie a mean girl is an unde rstatement. She is a musquito in blond h air and lip gloss and has no inner beaut y. she is THE most popular girl in this school!

I bet she might be asked out by Brandon to the dance! "OMG is that you, Nikki?!" she asked. "I can't believe you have a crush on Brandon!" I gasped and didn't s ay a

word. I pretended I wasn't myself. I tri ed to act like, umm, maybe Jessica. I tr ied to sound like her and remain calm. " OMG hon why do you always trash Nikki's life

that's so stupid!" I couldn't believe I said that. Jessica would never say that to her BFF! oMG now what?! "Is that you Jess?! I can't believe you're not helpin g me

humiliate that loser! OMG!" Mackenzie sn apped. I never knew she would snap to he r BFF too! Thank god she doesn't know it was me since the stalls are blocking

me. "Umm, hon, you know I'm on Nikki's s ide now, 'cause you kept bullying her an d, that makes me feel bad for her." I sa id seriously. I could her her gasp and s hriek. OMG what the heck is she doing?! There's no point of screaming here! Then she left.

OMG it was a close call! If she found ou t Jessica's dark side, she'd kill her! I also found out Mackenzie's secret: she is NOT a good friend! she was willing to kill her BFF! And if Jessica found out I was the one immitating her and saying mean stuff to Mackenzie and their friend ship ended, she is gonna OWE ME BIG TIME ! By killing me.

Anyways, I'm really deseperate for the d ance! Last time it was a blast at the Ha lloween dance! And I hope this time it's gonna be FUN! Better than the Halloween dance, anyways! I picked up my diary an d cringed! I saw lip gloss in one of my diary pages! URGHHHHH MACKENZIE!