How's it going? Told ya I would make a Naruto/Animal Crossing story! Now, it may seem a bit odd at times, but hopefully enjoyable! To those of you who have read my other stories and wondering why I haven't been writing on them, well, I just realized it a couple of days ago, that I was depressed. I hate depression in al l ways, and didn't think I ever would be until I realized that I was laying in m y bed for days, not wanting to do anything at all. Not even having the urge to d o the things I like, and just sitting in the dark, by myself, and avoiding all human contact. I get that way around the holidays ever since dad died. So, in ord er to get myself out of the sorrow, I decided to write a very funny story while typing on my other chapters some! ( I'll have them posted soon.) So without further ado, let the animal madness begin!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Animal Crossing. If I did, let me just say that, in the game, you would be able to kill the neighbors. Just the annoying ones though.
Ninja Crossing?
Chapter 1
Hello, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, and right now I am currently two feet tall. No , you jerks, it's not because I didn't e at my vegetables. Let me tell you how it all began.
Konaha Forests-Normal POV
Naruto is looking through the forbidden scroll, waiting for his sensei Mizuki to get there. He already finished learning the shadow clone jutsu, and was looking through the scroll to see if there was anything else neet for him to learn. Naruto comes across a seal, words written right above it.
" If the power of nature be what you see k, then smear thy blood, and take the fo rm of nature spirits. Be warned, for if you take nature's form, then nature you must serve."
Naruto, however, stopped reading after " smear thy blood", and missed the warning and form change part. Naruto bit his thumb, and swiped his blood across the sea l. Everything went dark for him.
Open Road in a bus-Naruto's POV
I awoke to the sound of some one talking to me. I opened my eyes, and froze. There in front of me, was a weird-looking, talking blue cat!
Blue Cat: Whew! Just made it!
I stared, bug-eyed at the talking creature. It had the head-shape of a cat, but it wore a shirt and sat upright, like a human! It didn't have fingers or toes th at I could see, and it just seemed like a cartoon character.
Blue Cat: The first step in starting your new life is getting on the bus!
Naruto: New life? What are you talking about?
Blue Cat: So, umm... Oh, yeah! I was about to as k what your name was!
Naruto: ...Naruto Uzumaki.
Blue Cat: Oh, Naruto, is it? Nice name! I like i t!
Naruto: Um, thank you? Do you really like it?
Blue Cat: Yeah, yeah, absolutely! It's fun, yet masculine, just like you!
Wow, no one had ever told me anything li ke that before.
Naruto: Th-thank you!
Blue Cat: I have to say. though, the thought of you moving to Harmony and living on your own... You're one lucky kid, Naruto! I envy you!
Naruto: Moving?! To a place called Harmony?!
Blue Cat: What? It's a really nice town. Aren't you excited?
Naruto: I just did as the stupid thing said! I didn't know this was gonna happen!
Blue Cat: Oh, guess you don't know where your ho use is then, huh?
Naruto: Of course not!
Blue Cat: Seriously?!
Naruto: Yes!
Blue Cat: That's... your planning? Not a good si gn...
Naruto: Of course it's not a good sign!
Blue Cat: Look, since you obviously haven't give n any thought to where you'll live, then what about money...?
Was this cat not listening?!
Naruto: I don't have any money! I didn't know this was going to happen!
Blue Cat: Naruto, do people ever call you a... dreamer...?
Dreamer? No. Idiot? Thirty times a day.
Blue Cat: Well, people like that ARE surprisingly good at moving up in society...
Really? I've been living in a shack!
Blue Cat: It's OK! I'm sure you'll be fine!
At least one of us does.
Blue Cat: And if you find yourself in a bind, just go to the town hall and they'll help you out! Here, check this out!
The cat suddenly made a huge screen map appear in front of my face. Freaky. There was a blinking symbol on it that must have been the town hall.
Blue Cat: It's a map of Harmony. Go on, take it!
How the heck was I- Whoa... It just went into my hand... Double freaky.
Blue Cat: When you get to town, use this to find the town hall.
Suddenly, a turtle that sat up front- Ho w did I miss that?- Spoke.
Turtle: Yar, next stop... Harmony... Harmony b e next...
Blue Cat: Oh! Hey! We're about to stop at Harmon y!
Naruto: What!? Already?!
Blue Cat: All-righty then! I hope we get a chance to chat again sometime! The name's Rover, by the way!
Naruto: Hold on! I still don't know what's going on!
Rover: Don't worry, head on over to town hall and everything will be explained!
I nodded, and when the bus stopped... Th at's what it's called right? Anyway, when the bus stopped, I stood and got off. I could hear Rover saying goodbye behind me.
Harmony- Normal POV
Naruto stepped off of the bus, the doors closing behind him and the vehicle driv ng off. Naruto sighed before lifting hi s hand to run it through his hair, but f roze when the hand was in front of his f ace. It. Was. A. Flesh ball! He had no fingers! Frantic, he ran around until he found a mirror and looked at his reflect ion. He had become chibi-fied! Naruto ra n around in a circle screaming, before s topping and trying to calm himself down. It was night, after all. There were peo ple probably sleeping. Naruto, without t hinking, pulled his map up and then put it away. Then, while he was heading to t he town hall, he stopped.
Naruto: ... How the heck did I do that?
Naruto shook his head before continuing onward. He arrived at what looked like t he town hall, and went inside. There was a white pelican behind the counter and a old, sleeping turtle in the background . He walked up to the friendly looking p elican, hoping to get some answers.
Naruto: Excuse me?
Pelican: Oh! Are you Naruto? The boy who just m oved here?
Naruto: How the heck do you know that?!
She ignored him.
Pelly: Welcome to Harmony! My name is Pelly, and I work here at the town hall.
Naruto: I don't care! What's going on?!
Again, totally ignored.
Pelly: Well then, let me just show you where your new house is located...
Naruto: ... You've obviously done this before. ..
Say it with me, ignored.
Pelly: It's right here!
A map screen came up and a big, blue hou se icon was circled in red. The house ap peared to be located in front of the riv er near the spot the bus dropped him off . The map disappeared and Pelly continue d talking.
Pelly: Let me just get the paperwork started for your new house. In the meantime, why don't you follow your map and take a pe ek around the inside of your future home ?
Naruto: I don't have a choice do I?
Pelly: Once you get there, I imagine you'll probably bump into the current owner, Tom Nook.
Naruto: Will 'he' tell me what's going on?!
Pelly: You'll need to speak to him about payment for the place...
Naruto: Pay?! I don't even want to live here!
Pelly: Oh, good! Well, off you go!
Naruto grumbled, but left anyway.
Harmony/ Naruto's New Home-Naruto's POV
I looked at the... really, tiny house. I t had a red mailbox to the right of the door (my left), a green roof *shudder*, and fruit trees all around it. I turned my head all the way to the right to see a pile of random crap sitting there. I just shrugged my shoulders and went inside... Holy crap! It was barely bigger tha n I was on the outside! How is it so big on the inside? ... Well, it isn't any bigger than the shack I had been living i n, but it was definitely bigger on the inside! There was a cardboard box in the left corner with a lamp on it, and a tap e deck in the right corner. I went and turned on the lamp, to see that the place wasn't so bad. nothing was dusty, the floors were nice and clean, and the wallpaper wasn't stained or peeling. Heck, it was a step up that I even 'had' wallpaper on the walls! I walked back outside, to see a racoon in an apron waiting outs ide.
Tom Nook: Ah, hello! You must be Naruto!
Naruto: How does everybody know about me?!
Tom Nook: Yes, yes, I've been hearing so very mu ch about you! Welcome to Harmony!
Naruto: ... I just got here five minutes ago! How can you have heard about me?!
Tom Nook: My name is Tom Nook, and I run a shop here in town. I look forward to your patronage there, hm?
What was with the animals and ignoring m y questions? Is this, like a routine, or something?
Tom Nook: ...So, how was the house, hm? You're very much liking it, aren't you?
... If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Naruto: The house is awesome...
Tom Nook: Good, good! So, you will be buying this house, yes?
Naruto: Yep.
Tom Nook: Well then, that decides it!
I have a feeling it was already decided.
Tom Nook: From now on, this is your house, Naruto. And think of the stuff inside as moving-in presents from me.
Yeah right, I bet you couldn't even sell the crap.
Tom Nook: So tell me, Naruto... Did you see the attic?
There's an attic?
Naruto: No.
Tom Nook: Well, that's for the best. You'll learn about it later.
Naruto: Will I? So for no one seems to want to answer my questions.
Tom Nook: Yes, yes, you'll figure it out in time . Now we need to broach the delicate issue of payment. So, erm...
I have a sinking feeling.
Tom Nook: There's the land, the building, taxes, surcharges, various fees, and whatnot.. .
Just get on with it!
Tom Nook: So the total for the house is 19,800 B ells!
... I think I threw up a bit in my mouth . Wait, what are Bells?
Tom Nook: I will appreciate it if you pay by mon ey transfer, if you don't mind. I'll let you know the details later. But, Naruto, there is something more important than settling the house business...
Naruto: Like what?
Tom Nook: Your purpose. Angel should visit you s oon. Tomorrow, my shop will open at eight, you can come work for me a little while and pay off some of your debt. Until then, I'll be at the shop.
I watched Tom Nook leave, and felt a pre sence behind me. I slowly turned to see a girl in a black dress, and ha a pumpkin on her head. Creepy. She walked up to me, and just, stood there. Her pumpkin m ask was really making me edgy.
Angel: I am Angel. Tell me, Naruto. Why do yo u think you were able to come here?
Naruto: Because I was stupid?
Angel: Because there was room for another omni-spirit.
Naruto: Omni-spirit?
Angel: It is the name that was given to us. T ell me, besides me and you, have you see n any other omni-spirits?
Naruto: No.
Angel: That's because there can only be up to four omni-spirits in one nature source.
Naruto: Nature source?
Angel: It is where the power of mother nature is most concentrated. Spots where we build our villages. There were four here, do you know what happened to one of them ?
Do I want to know?
Naruto: No.
Angel: When humans stopped believing in omni-spirits and the animal sprites, we start ed losing our powers. When we lose our powers, we fade away.
Holy crap! What have I gotten myself int o?!
Angel: The fading process is noticed by all e xcept the person experiencing it. First, the person gets everything they own, an d put it outside, so it doesn't disappear with them. Then, they go to the attic, where the spirit emblem is located, and go to sleep. Slowly, they fade away, th e house resetting itself to the way it looked before they came. Then, their name vanishes from every document in the town , even the animal sprites forget they every existed. The only ones that remember , are us. The omni-spirits. Animal sprites will go through something similar, however, their house and all their belongings completely vanish with them, and the y don't go to sleep in an attic, but out side, close to mother nature.
My mind just exploded. I mean it.
Angel: As an omni-spirit, it is our job to help nature. Grow flowers and trees, creat e fish and insects, things like that.
Naruto: Wha?! I can make fish and bugs!?
Angel: Only the ones you have caught.
Naruto: Crud.
Angel: Your job now is to what Tj did. Wear h is clothing, and take the things he left behind. And should you be called by som e one of the human world, you shall be p ulled to the attic, and be brought to them.
Naruto: So wait, could I tell people what happened to me?
Angel: No. Though you do not realize it, you are speaking in the tongue of nature. On ly beings of nature can understand us.
Naruto: So, no one will ever know that I'm not dead or whatever. I'll never be able to talk to any of my old friends or anything...
Angel: You may be summoned by them one day, even if they don't know ho you are. At le ast then you'll be able to see how they are doing.
Naruto: I guess that would be better than nothing.
Angel: Now gather Tj's things, and got to sleep. I shall leave you be.
I saw Angel turn and leave, and I looked back over at the stuff, and went and gathered it. I wasn't sure what the heck t he really big leaves were used for, but I picked them up anyway, along with the song notes. I kept putting stuff in my pockets until there was no more room. I went inside, and decided to go to the tap e deck. Maybe that was where the song no tes went? I walked over, took out the so ng note that had K.K. Cruisin' written o n it, and touch it to the front of the t ape deck. The note vanished and a song started playing. Ha! Score one for me! No w, what to do with the leaves? I took ou t one of the leaves, and it had 'modern bed' written on it. I put it on the floor, and the leaf poofed into a big checkered bed! I picked up the lamp and box, that turned into leaves, and stuck them i n my pocket. I put the rest of the song notes in the tape deck, and placed a modern wardrobe in the bottom left corner, after pushing the bed into the top left one.
Naruto: Man, this guy obviously didn't like color! I have to change that as soon as possible.
I kept going back and forth outside and in, until there was nothing left outside . After I put what I could not fit into the wardrobe (which was freaking HUGE on the inside!), I took out the clothes that had belonged to the guy named Tj. It was a bone shirt, a hockey mask, and a cow skull. Man, please tell me not everybody is this creepy! I put on the clothes anyway, despite me not liking the lack of color, and looked at myself in the reflection of the window. I... I looked really creepy. I decided to finally figure out what had been in the large bags tha t had been outside, and was surprised to see a bunch of gold coins.
Naruto: You know, it might not be so bad here.
I turned out the light, turned off the music, and crawled into bed. I took off the cow skull and hockey mask and sat the m next to the bed, before rolling over a nd going to sleep.
Chapter 1
End
Well, what do you think? Good? Awful? Should have been destroyed before it was ever posted? Whatever you thought, please know that a chapter 2 will be coming. I will try to stay out of depression while I'm at it.