Craig You're A Communist?
A Kendra Craig romance story, beasties.
After dealing with all the Ashley and Manny DRAMA, Craig Manning decided I didn't want another pretty girl. I'm officially done with hotties and girls of substance. So ever since Christmas I've been looking for a girl I know things won't work out with. This way I know that I won't get hurt. Cause getting hurt sucks. That's when I saw her. Degrassi's least desirable female. This girl makes Liberty look like Adriana Lima and Terri look like Tyra Banks. That's right, Degrassi's favorite Jappy Jap Jap, Kendra Mason! I mean honestly, she went out with Toby. The only problem is her brother Spinner. I'll have to ask Marco what to do. He is Spinner's best friend and he always knows how to work things out with the ladies. Or the Jappy Jap Japs as the situation dictates. Just then Craig spotted Marco down the hall. Their lockers were hell of far apart and Craig hated walking.
"Hey Marco! Help me with this stuff!!" yelled Craig.
"You crazy guy! I'm hungry!" responded Marco.
"Hey Marco I'm thinking of hooking up with Kendra Mason!"
"Craig!! OMG!! You can do like so much better than that Jappy Jap Jap!! Let me set you up!" squealed Marco like the fag he is.
"But Marco I don't want to do better. I've done better...a couple of times. Kendra's the bottom of the barrel. She went out with Toby. She's kind of thick too. So she'll keep bouncing back too because fat chicks are loyal. You saw the way Tubby McMother-Fucker Terri kept going back to Rick when he kept beating her ass down. Kendra's never going to leave me."
"Oh good point."
"The only problem is that Spinner is totally protective. And he knows how much of a PLAYER that I am."
"Don't hate the player hate the game."
"You know how I do, but how do I do now that everyone else knows how I does...or how I did?"
"Chill dude, Spinner's got his own hose."
"But Paige isn't THAT hot."
"Don't worry beautiful," said Marco as he put his hand on Craig's thigh, "I've got a plan."
A Kendra Craig romance story, beasties.
After dealing with all the Ashley and Manny DRAMA, Craig Manning decided I didn't want another pretty girl. I'm officially done with hotties and girls of substance. So ever since Christmas I've been looking for a girl I know things won't work out with. This way I know that I won't get hurt. Cause getting hurt sucks. That's when I saw her. Degrassi's least desirable female. This girl makes Liberty look like Adriana Lima and Terri look like Tyra Banks. That's right, Degrassi's favorite Jappy Jap Jap, Kendra Mason! I mean honestly, she went out with Toby. The only problem is her brother Spinner. I'll have to ask Marco what to do. He is Spinner's best friend and he always knows how to work things out with the ladies. Or the Jappy Jap Japs as the situation dictates. Just then Craig spotted Marco down the hall. Their lockers were hell of far apart and Craig hated walking.
"Hey Marco! Help me with this stuff!!" yelled Craig.
"You crazy guy! I'm hungry!" responded Marco.
"Hey Marco I'm thinking of hooking up with Kendra Mason!"
"Craig!! OMG!! You can do like so much better than that Jappy Jap Jap!! Let me set you up!" squealed Marco like the fag he is.
"But Marco I don't want to do better. I've done better...a couple of times. Kendra's the bottom of the barrel. She went out with Toby. She's kind of thick too. So she'll keep bouncing back too because fat chicks are loyal. You saw the way Tubby McMother-Fucker Terri kept going back to Rick when he kept beating her ass down. Kendra's never going to leave me."
"Oh good point."
"The only problem is that Spinner is totally protective. And he knows how much of a PLAYER that I am."
"Don't hate the player hate the game."
"You know how I do, but how do I do now that everyone else knows how I does...or how I did?"
"Chill dude, Spinner's got his own hose."
"But Paige isn't THAT hot."
"Don't worry beautiful," said Marco as he put his hand on Craig's thigh, "I've got a plan."