What and Cookies?

Ed was sitting around Winry's house until he decided to get a snack. He met Al in the kitchen (A/J-Don't ask me why he's there, he just is.) standing in front of a fresh batch of cookies made by Winry. He usually ate some Pop Tarts, but he ate them all. He looked at the cookies and ate about three of them.

Before he ate his fourth one, Al asked, "You want some milk with that?"

Milk? MILK?

"MILK? I don't want that crap! Instead I'll have some water," Ed said.

"Ew," Al retorted. "Scientific discoveries say that water and milk can rearrange your taste buds."

"Fine then," Ed said, "I won't drink anything!"

"Okay," Al said, leaving the kitchen.

After his 12th cookie, Ed got thirsty.

"So…thirsty…" He said. He looked in the refrigerator but he couldn't find any soda. Instead, he found his other arch nemesis, the milk. "Fine, you win!"

Ed grabbed the whole milk carton and downed it. Then Ed was blinded by a flash. It was Winry with a camera.

"BUSTED SUCKA!" Winry screamed.

"ACK!" Ed's jaw dropped.

Busted Shorty!

"SAY WHAT?"

AH! BYE!