A/N Ok, here's something that will hopefully make you laugh. I got the idea from SapphireWolf2002.
Here is the 50 ways to make Astrid chase you with an axe.
Enjoy. :)
1. Replace the spikes on Astrid's skirt with flowers.
2. Yell, "Astrid loves Mildew" at the top of your voice in public.
3. Tell Astrid that Hiccup had been cheating on her and was going out with Ruffnut instead, and then yell "Trolled" when she starts fuming.
4. Give Astrid a gronkle egg as a present.
5. Yell, "get a room" while she and Hiccup are kissing.
6. Scream "Stormfly is ugly" at the top of your voice.
7. Draw moustaches on all of Hiccup's pictures of her.
8. Trap her in a cage and laugh while she is swinging upside down.
9. Steal Stormfly.
10. Replace her axe with a leaf.
11. Pull her hair.
12. Run up to her house at 2 o'clock in the morning and throw a brick through her window.
13. Compare a how similar she looks to a frog.
14. Impersonate her in a really exaggerated way.
15. Dye Stormfly pink.
16. Make Astrid's hair a matching colour.
17. Tell her that Yaknog is disgusting.
18. Trick her into kissing Tuffnut.
19. Draw on her face while she is asleep.
20. Hit on her.
21. Laugh at her attempts of drawing Stormfly when you promised you wouldn't laugh.
22. Record her singing in the bath.
23. Tell her that she is a noob.
24. Laugh as Astrid does the funky chicken.
25. Cut of all her hair while she is sleeping.
26. Explain to Astrid that you were the one that did the deed not the twins.
27. Punch her in the arm and say "that's for everything else" and laugh as she goes red.
28. Kidnap her when she is sleeping, so when she wakes up she is on a dessert island in the middle of nowhere.
29. Call her a scaredy cat.
30. Yell "Astrid loves Snotlout" at a meeting in the great hall.
31. Steal Hiccup.
32. Bet that Astrid would loose in an arm wrestle.
33. Make gagging noises when Hiccup and AstriAstrid are having a moment.
34. Call Astrid a baby.
35. Force feed Astrid her own food.
36. Show her hiccstrid smut I wrote on fanfiction and watch as her face goes from pink to red.
37. Call Astrid a midget.
38. Draw a picture of a mouse and the draw Astrid standing next to it but coming up to its shoulder.
39. Write a book called 'Astrid the Ant and her Stormbug'.
40. Yell "Astrid and Hiccup did the do" in the middle of a meeting in the great hall.
41. Paint pink pretty flowers on Astrid's axe.
42. Cover Astrid and Stormfly in mud.
43. Call Astrid weak.
44. Call Stormfly a cloud of Flys.
45. Right a love letter to Snotlout and forge Astrid's signature on the back of it.
46. Draw Astrid as an overweight, ugly, pig when you were supposed to be drawing the mug of ale.
47. Start a rumour that Astrid was the only one who wasn't potty trained by the age of 5.
48. Call Stormfly a chicken.
49. Tell the gang all her extremely embarrassing moments from her childhood.
50. Hang a banner up in the great hall that says, "I love Hotcup. Marry me plz" and 'sign' it Astrid.
A/N I hope you liked this 50 ways, I honestly had a lot of fun writing it.
If you would like me to do another one of these leave a review requesting what topic and I'll try and do it.
Keep on writing! :)