Hey everyone! This is my first fanfic so I hope you enjoy it!

A Game of Dares is when Angie, a strange and random girl moves to Waffle Island to get a new start, blah, blah, blah. So she traps all her friends (including Yolanda), and enemies to play the Dare Game. It will take a few chapters before the game actually starts, but lots of random stuff will be included in the first chapters. I hope you love this, and feel free to review. Thanks! (:

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harvest Moon or any of the characters. If I did, you would be able to marry the Harvest Sprites.

Chapter 1

Delicious Maps

Angie got off the ship feeling a cool spring breeze blow around her.

Finally a place of my own….

About five seconds after she arrived at the island, a plump midget came slowly walking towards her, but for some reason, it looked like he was trying to sprint.

"Hello, you must be Angela!" the midget shouted in a voice that sounded a lot like Barney's. "Call me Angie. Hi…" she managed to get out, hiding a laugh with a cough. "Jolly good day! You can call me Mayor Hamilton! Now, let's-"

She just couldn't hold it in anymore. Jolly….Hamilton! Angie was literally on the ground laughing so hard, she felt like puking!

"It makes me proud to see people this cheerful when they arrive on my island…" Hamilton said. "Haha…hahahaha…HAM!" she laughed even harder.

"Hmm. I'll just go get my boring son to meet her so she'll stop laughing." Hamilton mumbled and blew a dog whistle.

In a few seconds, a nerdy looking guy came racing to Mr. Ham and opened his mouth. Then Ham took out….Tomato Juice? He poured the whole thing down the nerd's throat.

"Hello. My name is Gilliam, but you can call me Gill."

Once again, Angie was on the ground laughing with tears coming out of her amber eyes. "I guess retarded names run in that family!" she laughed twice as hard. AN: No offence if your name is Hamilton or Gilliam (:

Gill stared at the strange girl in disbelief, wondering if he should leave and try to pretend this never happened.

"Well, I'm gonna go before I pu-" Angie cut off, clutching her stomach and groaning. Gill quickly scurried away to take cover, and she let go of her stomach giggling.

"Ha…"

Angie was wondering where to go when she saw an elderly man walking by with his eyes shut closed.

"Yo, old man! Where do I go?" she yelled in his face. "I am no old man, grasshopper." he said creepily, taking a step closer to her.

Angie instantly screamed "RAPE!" (Even though there was no need to. Yet.), and she sprinted away from the creeper, not looking back.

She sat down on a nearby bench, when an old lady (Hopefully) walked up to her. "You look tired. Come with me." she said in a scary voice.

Angie hesitantly followed, wondering about this island's reputation. She followed the pink-haired old woman into an inn, and a psycho ran up to her.

"Hi! I'm Maya! What's your name!" the crazy girl with a puffy pink dress yelled a little too loudly. "I'm Angie." She said dully. "Oh, I almost forgot! I'm Yolanda, the Harvest Goddess." the old lady said.

Angie knew that she and Yolanda would be BFFLs. (Pronounced 'biffles')

"That's Colleen and her husband, Jake." Yolanda said as she pointed a couple sleeping on a bar counter holding empty bottles. "Okay…" Angie said.

"Well, I have to get back to my crush so byebye!" Maya yelled, skipping to the kitchen. All Angie could hear was someone yelling and someone crying.

Of course Maya had tears streaming down her face when she came back.

"He doesn't understand meeee!" she cried, running upstairs of the inn.

"Can I have a map of the island?" Angie asked, ignoring the little scene that just happened. "Sure, deary!" Yolanda said, handing her a map along with a signed picture of herself.

Her new buddy went into the kitchen, and Angie decided to stay away from her best friend for a while.

"Wud joo lik…suming tuh…drik?" Colleen offered as she was waking up. "…Sure." Angie replied. "Dis gurl har neds wuter!" Colleen yelled at the kitchen. Angie slowly walked to a table, watching the couple to make sure they wouldn't kill her.

She sat down and took out the map she was given. Instead of looking at the map like a normal person would, Angie ate it. No questions were asked.

A few minutes later, an expressionless guy with peach-colored hair and deep, violet eyes gave her a glass of water.

"You ordered this, right?" he asked. "I guess I need something to wash down that map…" Angie replied as she took a sip of the water.

"You ate a map!" he asked looking very confused.

"Yes, and I would like another, please. My name's Angie. What's yours?" she asked.

He ignored her question and went back to the kitchen to make the girl a map. He chuckled as he placed a map of Waffle Island on a metal tray and poured ketchup on it. "Weirdo." he mumbled as he put the tray on her table.

Before Angie could give a comeback (Probably involving his hair clips) he started power walking back towards the safety of his kitchen.

"Wait!" she screamed at full volume.

He took a deep breath and counted to ten in his head.

"…Yes?" he asked as he turned around. "What's your name?" She asked for the second time. "Chase. Now would you please leave and never come back; I already have to deal with one annoyance."

"Kay! Byebye Chase!~" she yelled using a voice similar to Maya's.

"This island is screwed." Chase mumbled as Angie left.

Yay! Hope you liked it! I'll try to get Chapter 2 up ASAP. Don't forget to REVIEW! (: