LMAO
Disclaimer: Don't own nutting, I don't.
Summary: Sasuke shows up at Konoha to finish the unfinished battle with Naruto…but what in the name of sweet mooing cows is he wearing??
Author's Note: this was inspired by an icon I found on , so maybe some of you'll recognize it…? Slight AU as Naruto never set out on his mission with Sai and Yamato but stayed in Konoha. And no, I don't know the Japanese name for Sasuke's dress-garb-type-thing.
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Naruto looked up…and looked again.
"Sasuke," he whispered, unable to look away from his best friend.
"Yes, Naruto. I have returned to finish our battle that we began three years ago at the Valley of Ends!" Sasuke smirked.
"What are you wearing teme!?" Naruto shrieked. Sasuke was in a wide neck open shirty thingy, with a freaking PURPLE ROPE around him.
"The Sound's garb…" Sasuke said edgily. His eye was already twitching…damn Naruto had missed the freaky twitchy eyed bastard!
"LMAO!!" Naruto pointed and laughed, "Hey, Sakura-chan, Shikamaru, Temari-san, Kiba….Sasuke's in uniform!"
The respective people looked up at their respective names, caught sight of Sasuke, and burst into peals of mirth. A vein popped in Sasuke's head.
Kiba chortled, "There are so many jokes in my head I can't pick one!"
"Must…not…mock…Sasuke-kun!" Sakura choked.
That did it. As the chuckles (understatement of the millennium) of the group escalated, Sasuke pouted prettily, turned on his heel, and vanished in a cloud of smoke, reappearing at Orochimaru's dojo.
"ORO!!" he yelled. Kabuto tutted. Only one person dared call his master by that nickname.
Orochimaru bade the bespectacled boy leave as his apprentice burst in.
"I TOLD you I didn't want to wear this," he whined, throwing himself into the man's lap, "They were all laughing and stuff!"
"Don't worry pumpkin, Oro-sama will kill them all for you."
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I didn't realize it was sounding so pro Oro/Sasu…ma bad? I didn't intend it.