Wheel Of Misfortune
ASoUE characters are in Wheel of Fortune. Need I say more?
Disclaimer is watching Wheel of Fortune.
Twilight-princess-05: You like wheel of fortune?
Disclaimer: Yep.
Twilight-princess-05: You can watch it after you do your job.
Disclaimer: Twilight-princess-05 doesn't own ASoUE or Wheel of Fortune. There. Can I watch my show now?
Twilight-princess-05: Whatever. Here's chapter 1
Host: Welcome to Wheel of Misfortune. I'm your host, Sakura. Our contestants are Isadora Quagmire, Esme Squalor, and Violet Baudelaire! Our first section is Previous Guardians. Now it's time to play…
Audience: WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE!
Sakura: Okay. Isadora, you spin first.
Isadora: Okay. It landed on 400 dollars. I like to buy a vowel. An A.
Sakura: There is one A. Spin again.
Isadora: It's on 600. I'd like to buy another vowel. An O.
Sakura: There are two o's. Spin again.
Isadora: K. It's on 10,000. R.
Sakura: Sorry. There are no R's. Esme's turn.
Esme: I'll spin. It's on 100. I choose F.
Sakura: There is one F. Spin again.
Esme: It's on Honda. Do I lift it up?
Sakura: Yes.
Esme: Under it is 500. I choose X.
Sakura: Sorry. There is no X. It's Violet's turn.
Esme: WHAT! I DEMAND A REDO!
Sakura: Sorry. There are no redo's.
Esme: WHAT?
Sakura: Please tell me there are commercials. Please.
Author's note: Sorry that it's so short. I'll try to write longer chapters.