Ok, this is my first fanfic EVER! So, please, be nice!
I DO NOT OWN NINTENDO, SUPER SMASH BROTHERS, OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS THAT APPEAR IN THIS STORY EXCEPT "THE AUTHOR", WHICH IS ME (and I own a bike too, if anyone cares….)!
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The wheels going round and round…
The bike's right training wheel plummeted into a ditch, causing the whole bike to topple over itself, with its young Hylian rider. Young Link groaned. How many times has that happened? He staggered up and picked up his bike. Samus whizzed passed in casual wear, for once, rollerblading backwards. She gave him a look of pity before tripping over Pichu, who was doing the worm.
"Pichu pi!"
"Well, sor-REE!" Samus picked herself up again.
It wasn't fair. Everybody could ride a bike properly except him. Young Link sighed and trudged off. Perhaps he'd be more welcome inside the mansion….
"Hey! Mini-me!" Young Link looked up as his older self came striding over. "Seen the Princess around?" Young Link shook his head. "Nope. Just came in 'cuz it was hot." Link wasn't fooled when he saw his younger self's skinned knee. "It was the bike again, huh?" There was no verbal answer; just a nod. "Ah. I see," Link said as he looked around. "Say, it's pretty boring in here…one-man video games sometimes just don't cut it."
Young Link looked up with glee, ran over to the Gamecube, and stuck in SoulCalibur2. Link chuckled, then grabbed the controller and selected, well, himself (Link IS on the Gamecube version of SC2, don't ask).Young Link groaned, as he was best with his older self. Then he just shrugged and chose his second-best: Kilik. And so the two Smashers waged an all-out war on that one little game, and the bike incident was forgotten.
Marth just happened to stroll past, and saw the two laughing, while the onscreen fighters beat the crap outta each other. He snickered to himself and walked outside.
"Hey! Marth! Wuzzup?" Roy ran over. "Oh, nothing, Roy, nothing. The two Links are inside beating the crap out of each other." Roy blinked. "Really?" "No," Marth sighed,"they're playing a video game."
"Which one?"
"SoulCalibur2."
"Aww, man, the big one's crazy about that one."
"Oh well. He's not playing it all the time."
A chime sounded. The Master Hand was calling in all the Smashers for lunch. The Links turned off the Gamecube, satisfied with their fun. Then a familiar girl, with golden hair, and a pink dress walked by, pointed ears sticking out in plain sight.
"Zelda! Where ya been?" both Links exclaimed at once.
"Out." Zelda proudly held up a bag with "JC Penny" written on the side.
After they all were seated at the grand, elaborate table, the Master Hand appeared. "Today, the author was kind enough to cook for us. Right. In other news, tomorrow will be a BIKING COMPETITION!" All the Smashers ooh'ed and ahh'ed. Except Young Link. Those training wheels slowed him down so much, but he couldn't balance without them. But if he didn't enter, he was going to be looked down upon. Forever teased and called "Chicken" by the other Smashers. Especially Ganon….
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Later that night, Young Link snuck onto his elder self's IM to try and calm himself down by being his mischievous self...
HeRoOfTiMe: -snicker- hi!
NOTANELFMAIDEN: …snicker? Link?
HeRoOfTiMe: hehe…no his mini-self!
NOTANELFMAIDEN: o.O OMG I WILL TELL UR OLDER SELF!
HeRoOfTiMe: ...hehe? sry, Zel
NOTANELFMAIDEN:K
HeRoOfTiMe: oop
NOTANELFMAIDEN: lucky I wasn't talking to anyone…get off NOW!
HeRoOfTiMe: ok! ok! seesh!
HeRoOfTiMe has signed out.
And luck would have it, that Link strolled into his room about the time Young Link signed out…. "Ehehehe…I can explain!"
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THE NEXT DAY:
"So, anyways-"
"Zel, I know. I SAW him," Link groaned.
Young Link hadn't even touched his breakfast yet. He was too worried about what to do…oh, what to do…today was the day of the race, the dreaded bicycle race. He wasn't ready, was too scared….
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Well, that's the first chapter! Thank you all for reading this! Yes, this IS about a bike race, who cares. It's got SSBM characters. And IM. Ok. Read & Review, please!