Interrogating Kuutau

Chapter 1: Nagi the Matchmaker? What!

Rimahiko PWNS: Yo minna! Please don't kill me for starting a new story! This idea has been in my head for a while now. It's the sequel to Interrogating Rimahiko!

Nagihiko: I'm a matchmaker? WTF? Now I'm too Yaya-chan like, minus the immaturity! It wasn't unusual for Nadeshiko to be a matchmaker but I'm not Nadeshiko anymore!

Rima: *rolls eyes* Stop being a drama queen, Nagi. She warned us that we'd be OOC in this story, well, mostly you.

Rimahiko PWNS: AWWWW! You called him Nagi! Kawaii!

Rima: *blushing* Oh shut up Rimahiko PWNS! Don't you have summer school homework to do?

Rimahiko PWNS: Yeah, I do. Screw homework. I'm getting an "A" in world history anyway. Go screw Nagi in a closet, Rima!

Rima: *knocks out Rimahiko PWNS with a metal baseball bat* Shut up!

Nagihiko: *high fives Rima* Nice job, Rima-koi! Oh by the way, Rimahiko PWNS does not own Shugo Chara!

Rimahiko PWNS: Attention please, if you are the anonymous reviewer with the username Vanessa Dixi, please don't review my stories anymore. I know Tadase's not really gay (actually I think he might be. NOTHING WRONG WITH GAYS, I LOVE YAOI!) but in my stories he is! I know that I asked people not to flame my stories. That includes YOU.If I find out your real username (if you have one) I WILL block you if you flame me again. Oh, and TADAMU SUCKS! AMUTO PWNS! He he! BTW: Amuto is most likely going to happen in the last chapter of Shugo Chara Encore!, which will be released in August, so get used to it! Amu isn't really in love with Tadase anymore. Enjoy peeps!

Preface, Nagihiko's POV

It's been a month since Souma-kun and Hotori-kun forced it out of me that I like Rima-koi. I think Souma-kun deserves some of his own medicine. How would he like it if Rima-koi and I get him and Utau-chan together in the same way he got Rima-koi and I together, huh? I think I'll try that. I turned to Rima-koi with an evil smirk on my face, "Ne, Rima-koi? Wouldn't it be the best if we got the ultimate revenge on Souma-kun and Utau-chan for meddling in our personal lives? I have a plan…why don't we get Souma-kun and Utau-chan together?" Rima-koi's head shot up, as she had been reading a gag manga, and she too began to smirk evilly. "Nagi? That's the perfect revenge. I'm game." Let the games begin.

Actual start of the story, Nagihiko's POV

And so it begins. I can't believe it but I'm actually playing matchmaker. Souma-kun and I live in the same direction (A/N: I'm actually not sure if this is true or not…just go with it people) so we usually walk to school together since the middle school is next door. Rima-koi is suppose to work on Utau-chan while I work on Souma-kun. Wish me luck. "Let's get code names!" Rima-koi said, starting to get excited, "You can be Grape-Head!" I groaned and rolled my eyes, "Rima-koi! Why must I be 'Grape-Head?' If I'm grape-head, then you're Chibi-Devil!" "Fine! Bye Grape-Head!" "Bye Chibi-Devil." With that, Rima and I left the Royal Garden, the last ones to leave. Our friends usually leave us in charge of cleaning up. Some friends.

-Next Morning, still Nagihiko's POV-

As I was walking towards the school, Souma-kun ran up to me. "Oi! Fujisaki! Wait up!" Souma-kun and Daichi were sprinting to catch up with me, then frantically catching their breath. "Ohayo, Souma-kun. Oh, I have a question, do you like Utau-chan?" "W-What? Why…how…could I like HER?" He yelled, turning a light pink. I giggled, oops too Nadeshiko-like oh no! "You're blushing! That certainly counts as something, ne? How about you tell me the truth, or in about 30 seconds all the girls in Seiyo Middle, High, and Elementary schools will have that picture of you dressed as a cheerleader. Wouldn't Utau-chan like that?" Kami, I'm turning too Rima-koi like. Souma-kun nervously gulped, "I've seen your phone, you can't get the internet on that thing!" Boy, does he have a lot to learn. "Guess what, Einstein, I got a new phone. This one is internet capable." I smirked triumphantly and held up my new phone. "Kami, Fujisaki! You've been hanging with your girlfriend too much. You're starting to act like her, all devilish." I pulled up the school district's webpage, which I'm the editor of, ha ha Souma-kun, and clicked edit. I then pulled up the picture of Souma-kun in a cheerleading costume and inched my thumb closer to the post button. "I'm going to hit post unless you tell me the truth." I warned him. He winced and sighed, "Fine, I'll tell you the truth. I like her. I actually kissed her once and she didn't slap me or anything but she looked like she wanted to. Happy now? Please don't tell anyone." I smiled and nodded, exiting off the internet browser. Souma-kun made me delete the picture and he ran away before I could change my mind. I laughed and called Rima-koi. "Grape-Head to Chibi-Devil-mission was successful. He admitted he likes her. Are you set to ask Utau-chan?" "Yeah, I called her and told her to meet me at Starbucks (A/N: I don't own Starbucks) later today, at 5. Then I texted Mama to make sure it was okay and she texted back saying it was okay. See you at school, Grape-Head, bye." I chuckled and walked into the school. Good luck working on Utau-chan, Rima-koi. Souma-kun cracked surprisingly easy.

Rimahiko PWNS: Please no flames. Hope you enjoyed. If you flame, you will be blocked. ^_^ Constructive criticism is welcome, as usual. Mata ne!