A/N: Another drabble written for this prompt on 1stclass-kink at LiveJournal: "Go to textsfromlastnight, hit random, pick your favorite of the ones that pop up, and write a fic based on it!"
In a happy world where Erik and Raven stayed with Charles after that awful beach scene...they have a family dinner.
Charles: So, children, what did you do today?
Alex: Sean and I practiced working together-he flew and carried me, I shot at a moving target.
Hank: I was the moving target! I did not consent!
Alex: Oh please, you dodged everything anyways. Look at it this way, you got some extra combat practice.
Raven: Moving on, because I am sick and tired of listening to you two argue. What did you do today, Erik?
Erik: Conquered wheelchair sex. It's rather convenient. You'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Silence. Charles turns bright red.
Sean: Okay, that was really too much information.