Author's Notes: Hello everyone I'm starting out new! I've made fanfics before but... I deleted them. So yeah, I'm starting out new so hope yooh people like meh newest fic so far!
Also, to let yooh alls knows, I do NOT own KND! As awesome as it is I give my full respect for it, kaiis? Okidoki, let's begin shall we?
Operation: B.R.A.I.N.D.E.A.D.
Being
Retarted
Alone
Is
Never
Delightful
Especially
At
Duty
Chapter 1: Mission At Hand
"Kids Next Door... Battle Stations!" The leader of sector V, Nigel Uno a.k.a. Numbuh 1, called out as he jumped into the air, gripping hold of his S.P.L.A.N.K.L.E.R. as he dodged a ray beam from their new weapon that the Delightful Children had in possesion.
"Right! ... Five!" Numbuh 5 --Abigail Lincoln-- called out in reply at the regular routine they did of calling out their numbers. She quickly skidded through towards the Delightful Children, kicking their birthday cake out of their hands as it now soared through the air. Numbuh 4 --Wallabee Beatles-- smirked, seeing his turn had come as he readied to jump to the cake.
"Fou- waaah!" Numbuh 4 called out as he went flying backwards across the room. He grunted as he skidded back to the ground, growning slightly as the air was taken out of him. Numbuh 3 --Kuki Sanban-- and 2 --Hoagie Gilligan Jr.-- came by his side quickly to help him up.
"Numbah 4, are you okay?!" Kuki called out as she dropped by his side. Numbuh 4 made a small nod, his teeth gritting together.
"Yeah... just fine..." He grunted in reply.
"Gosh, let's get him up Numbuh 3. Help me with this will 'ya?" Kuki nodded as she quickly aided Numbuh 2.
"Hah hah hah! Not so fast Kids Next Door! We won't let you get our delicous birthday cake that easily!" The Delightful Children said in unision. The cake landed into the hands of the tallest siblings of the Delightful Children. In unision the siblings chuckled loudly as they lowered their weapon that they had fired on Numbuh 4, aiming it to where he was now as Kuki and Hoagie helped him up as he staggered onto his feet.
"No!" Numbuh 1 called out as he came running to his three friends' help as Abby came running behind him.
"Heh heh heh, that's right Nigel... save your friends..." The Delightfuls said in their unision voices once more as they delayed their firing, waiting for the moment to come. Abby's eyes widened as she could see their plan now.
"Numbuh 1, don't!"
"I have to Abby! I can't leave them and let them get turned to adults!" He yelled back as he made a final jump, managing to push his friends out of the way as the weapon was fired.
"Numbuh 1!" The team called out as a puff of smoke appeared as they were unable to see him. The Delightful Children made a loud laugh as their exit had arrived. A large flying craft broke into the mansion as a door opened, letting the Delightful Children on board. They turned around, looking back at the team with the grinning smiles as the smoke around where Numbuh 1 was, was clearing.
"Well then you poor, poor children... we hope you like your new leader, he's still the same really he's just... a little braindead..." They laughed at their "joke" as the team looked over at where Numbuh 1 was at, their eyes wide with fear of what might have happened to him, if he were an adult once more as he had been when the Delightfuls turned him last time. The smoke was completely gone now and there in the midst of where the smoke had been surrounding was Numbuh 1. To their surprise he was exactly normal. He didn't turn into an adult, didn't have anything weird formed onto him. He looked completely normal...
"I thought he was turned into those cruddy adults again..." Numbuh 4 mumbled loudly as he regained his stance.
"Ha! Who says our little gift was made for that?!" The Delightful Children said together as their ship started gliding away. "Father is waiting for us... goodbye Kids Next Dweebs..."
The team watched as the Delightful Children's craft left with the cake. Their laughter ringing through the air as they now were out of sight. Their eyes looked back at Nigel. He was facing forward, his eyes couldn't be seen since his sunglasses hid them as he kept his gaze forward.
"Numbuh 1?" Abby slightly called out as she slowly walked over to him. Numbuh 1 turned his head, a stern look on his face as he looked Numbuh 5. Abby gulped. "Are you alright Numbuh 1?"
There was a pause as Numbuh 1 slightly lowered his head, then raising it back up; a large grin on his face as he gave a thumbs up.
"I'm righty-o, Numbuh 5! Just a pinch of salt and it'll be perfect!"
"Wha-?!" The team said in unision and in shock.
"What happened to him?!" Numbuh 2 called out as they watched him started clapping his hands together as he giggled.
"I-I-I don't know Numbuh 2, but Numbuh 5 ain't liking 'dis one bit." Numbuh 4 gritted his teeth as he had enough of this.
"Numbuh 1! What the hec is wrong with you?!" Numbuh 1 turned and looked over at Numbuh 4, a wide grin still on his face.
"Ah, Numbuh 4! Did you get me my chocolate milk?" Numbuh 4 gritted his teeth, making a "grring" noise as he was about to strangle him, but Numbuh 3 came just in time to stop him as she held him back.
"Hi, Numbuh 1! You sure don't seem to be acting like yourself anymore!" She said in her happy-go-lucky voice. Numbuh 1 shook his head as he put one of his hands on his hip as his other hand was shaking in objection.
"Now now Numbuh 3. I know I'll never have the chance to grow my hair like your's. So you just go to the ball by yourself now darling."
"Wha?" Numbuh 3 arched her brow at her leader as she still held on to Numbuh 4 who had his hands crossed against his chest.
"I am telling you! This guy has no brains! I can't stand it! He's so... DUMB!" Numbuh 1 giggled as he pointed a finger at Numbuh 4.
"So are you, short stuff!" Numbuh 4, very much ticked off now, started squabbling around as he started prying Kuki off him.
"Okay that's it! Nobody calls me short! Let me at 'em, let me at 'em!" Numbuh 5 and 2 came to the "new" Numbuh 1's aid as they kept Numbuh 4 away from him.
"Okay people, listen up! Numbuh 5 says we head back to headquarters and get this thing through! Numbuh 5 ain't going to stay here all night for 'dis, now move out!"
Numbuh 4 mumbled under his breathe as he shrugged his teammates off, shoving his hands to his pocket as he walked towards their ship. He didn't like this one bit of what those Delightful Children From Down The Lane had done. Why? Of all things why this? "Of course I know why..." Numbuh 4 thought to himself. "Because we're the Kids Next Door! And they're the Looney Delightful Geeks! That's why! Gaah!"
"Come on Numbah 1, we're gonna get ya' betta' again." Numbuh 5 stated as she led Numbuh 1 to the ship.
"Oooh! Will I get a cookie?" Abigail arched her brow with a sigh.
"Er... yeah. Let's just go."
At Father's Estate...
"Welcome back my children... I presume your mission went as planned?" Father said as he sat comfortably in his couch as he took his pipe out of his mouth.
"Yes Father... just as planned." The Delightful Children said in unision as the tallest of the group set the cake down, slightly unharmed. Father laughed as he pressed a button, making a glass cage surround the cake.
"Very well done my children... let those Kids Next Door suffer with their new and improved leader, little do they know of how to cure him." Father said as he stared at the cake. He laughed as his children, The Delightful Children From Down The Lane, joined along with him. Little did they know, a micro-tracking device was hooked at the bottom of the cake from none other, than the Kids Next Door by Numbuh 5 herself.
Author's Notes: Hope yooh all like it so far! So please, send a positive review, kaiis?
Okidoki, here's something that I noted out:
Nigel Uno was turned into an adult by the Delightful Children before. See episode 13, Operation G.R.O.W.U.P.