[Kanako is sitting in her shrine in Youkai Mountain, talking to two visitors]
Kanako: Ha ha ha ha, so I threw the divine pillars at her. The entire graveyard of divine pillars! True story.
Eirin: Oh my god, that is so intense!
Yukari: You made it [Milk from the carton in her hand] come out of my nose!
[Kanako's phone rings]
Kanako: Go for Kaka Kanako.
Nitori: You have a collect call from - [Suwako's voice and breathing] Darth Suwako.
Kanako: [sighs] Oh, I-I gotta take this, hold on.
Suwako! How's my favorite girl J
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, just slow down.
Huh?
What do you mean 'they blew up the Nuclear Furnace?'
(Fuck!) Oh! [slams fists through the tatami] (Fuck, fuck, fuck)...
Who's 'they'?!
What the hell is a 'Super Youkai Warhead'?!
[sighs] Okay, okay, as long as Yatagarasu is still alive, I can fix this. S-so how's the divine bird doing?
Are you (shitin') me?
[Holds phone away from ear as Suwako obviously yells at her, Eirin looks shocked] Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry I thought my 'Top of Native Gods' could protect a nuclear power plant that's hidden almost two thousand metres deep underground.
The plant wasn't even fully operational yet!
Do you have - do you have any idea what this is gonna do to our natives' faith?
What!?
Oh-oh, 'just rebuild it'? Oh, yeah, re-real fucking original. And who's gonna buy our indulgence after this nuclear meltdown, froghead? you? Y-you got a magical hat that can pull cash out of your head Lite-Brite?
Now get your 24A flight deck chest back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about 'Cinema' or Cirno' or whatever the hell her name is!...
[whisper to Yukari and Eirin] Oh geez, she's crying! Heh, heh, heh...[Yukari and Eirin silently laugh]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, c'mon. C'mon, don't do that. Just, just, look, ah, y'know, I'm dealing with a lot of crap right now. Eh, Nuclear Reactor blown up by a bunch of fxxking teenagers, y'know? I didn't mean to snap.
[Motions to guests a gesture of 'jacking off', showing Suwako's gullibility] Oh, oh, j-just get back here. Okay, okay, bye. I-yeh-I...I love you too.
P.S. skit from Robot Chicken: The Emperor's phone call