Author´s note: Ladies and Gentlemen, after a long wait and hard working to finish my career at university, I offer to you Diego´s second adventure in Ice Age: ATSUI!!

Enjoy and review soon.

1. Dreaming Sun

Sunny morning.

Nothing in sight to drive me out of my nap. Me, Diego, the great saber tooth tiger, at last having some deserved peace with my two friends Manny and Sid. Aaw! Now, this is the life.

No babies to take care of, no humans, no blood thirsty creatures around and no... Splassh!

All right, who´s the whise guy who has drench me to the bone? Hu? Ouw, boy! I forgot all about Sid´s water park. Since the ice is melting down, many pools have taken the valley and Sid had this ridiculous idea of making a theme park for all the people around.

I´m starting to think that that sloth thinks that he needs the world to revolve around him. Tssh. No wonder his pack left him behind.

"I´m sorry to say this but I think Sid´s in trouble" Manny gets up. Buddy, that sloth´s second and pen name is Trouble. Ya can be sure of that.

"When will he grow up?" We start walking towards him.

"I don´t know. Perhaps he likes so much acting like achild that when he grows old, will wear diapers and eat mush" Beeergg. Now that´s really scary!

Some kids have buried Sid leaving out his head, Baby, now I have someone to admire! He hehehe.

"Hey, kids. Who said you could torture the sloth?" Manny looks at the boys.

"Manny, don't squash their creativity" This is a master piece.

"Hey, Manny, Diego, my bad mammals-jammmals. Want to give a sloth a hand?" Sid looks at us. How about a trunk and a pummel? The mammoth grabs him and picks him out." Look, I opened my camp! Campo del Sid. It means Camp of Sid." How genuine.

"Congratulations. You're now an idiot in *two* languages." He can´t take care of himself, how can he take care of children.

"Shh! Not in front of the K-I-D-Z. These little guys love me. Right, Billy?" Sid looks at one of the them. Do they?

"Don't make me eat you." Gimme your autograph.

"Ah, they kid. That's why they're called "kids"!" He shrugges his shoulders

"I told you, Sid. You are not qualified to run a camp" Manny seems to agree with me. And he means mentally.

"What qualifications have to do with childcare?" He doesn´t sees Billy pulling a rope around his legs. "Besides, this kids look up to me. I´m a model to them." One, two three. Push to the ground.

"I can see that" I smile wide open. A model of how not be be when they grow up.

"You guys I can´t do anything but I´m an equal member of this herd." He gets up. Goorsh! The first rational words I´m going to heard from Sid! Now this is something to remember... Hmm. Maybe not. "I made this herd so you should treating me with some respect" He jumps away with a deep frown.

"Sid" We both look at him.

"Sid" I´m sure it´s just a tantrum. "We were just kiddin"

"Hey! Let´s play tail to the mammoth" Says Billy. Oh oh.

"SID!" We both shout. Now is good time to improvise.

Ha haha!

Now this is fun!

Poor Diego, his problems have just started! This episode goes to Jacko Jackson. Vaya por Dios!

Next stop: Ass bonker