The Organ

Today is a very special day. It's Shino's birthday. Now, as a good teammate, teacher and a good companion, Kurenai, Kiba, and Hinata have all gotten together to ponder on what to get for Shino.

"Let's get something cool!" shouted Kiba.

"Let's get something ... nice." Stammered Hinata.

"Let's get something good." Laughed the sensei, with a evil glint in her eye.

Here came the ultimate problem. What should they get? So they each set off to find a present that fit their ideas. In the afternoon, three ninjas carried their presents to Shino's house. Kiba had a circle shaped fluffy-wrapped bag that had dog scratches on it, but only a bit. Hinata was holding a rectangular box with lacy things sticking out of it , and Kurenai was holding a cylinder-like object which she was rubbing her hands and looking evil with.

Now, as you expect, Shino does NOT want people barging into his house on his birthday. And ESPECIALY on his birthday, because that's the ONLY time when he gets to sleep in. So they didn't. The trio did more than that, they trashed it and bombarded it with all the colorful goodies that they could find. So the dull living room full of bugs and insects were instantly cleaned out and replaced with banners. This was when Shino finally decided to show up. In an 'I went to Disneyland' shirt.

"Ummm..Hi." said Kiba, looking bewildered, like everyone else (except Shino, duh.) Well it's not like everyday you can see Shino WITHOUT his super large gigantic Auron-sized coat, WITHOUT his large, spiked hair, and WITHOUT looking creepy. AND a 'I went to Disneyland' shirt, AND bedhead.

"You went to Disneyland?" cried Kiba. "Peh. So THAT's when you've been skipping practice recently!"

"No. I've been skipping because I was waiting for my legs to heal after you let the leg-bind jutsu on me." Replied Shino coldly.

"Oh. Oops." Said Kiba. "Well anyway we're here and now you have to take our presents!" the dog-boy yelled, thrusting the team's presents into his arms. Shino's bugs tore it open in a second, eating the wrapping in progress. Everyone just stood there with an o0 expression on their face.

"They're hungry." Explained Shino as he took out Kiba's present. He stared at it. It was an afro. Like those in the 80's.

"Do you like it? Asked Kiba eagerly. "I thought that because you already had the sunglasses part down, all you need was an afro to go with it!" Shino just continued with an 0o face. But you couldn't tell, because he was wearing sunglasses. Finally he put it on, not because he wanted to, but because he was about to get hurt if he didn't.

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"Open mine." whispered Hinata. Shino opened it. It was a fancy organ, with laces. Shino passed the hour like a tree. Finally, he took a deep breath. And he started to play the organ. And disco- AT THE SAME TIME! He played funky music and did funky dances and he grooved like the master of the 80's, afro and all. What did you know, he even got out his special 80's disco suit and did the moves that you see on TV. And ONLY on TV. Kurenai thought it was finally time to show Shino her present. So, with a maniacal grin, she took out the can.

"Shino think fast!" yelled his sensei as she tossed a can of something at him. Instantly Shino stopped. Then he clamped his hands to his face like 'The Scream' and shot out of the house. Four hours passed and he came back and he screamed. Then he took the can and threw it to the ground. And Shino started beating the can like mad. LIKE MAD, I TELL YOU, LIKE MAD! The other three ninjas decided it was best to leave now, so they packed up their bags and left.

While leaving Kurenai sensei thought "Wow. Gee. I didn't know a can of bug-repellant would be so effective."