Disclaimer: I do not own anything from the Phantom of the Opera. I'm not putting it again.
A/N: Hello everyone. This is my first parody song-fic type thingy. This will most likely be the only author note I make (I might reply to reviews). So I'll take the time now to say that my friend, Dana helped me with these. Anyway, at the end of each one please review and flame (it's inevitable that they will come… if anyone reads this that is XD) away.
CHRISTINE
Snore
for me,
Snore for me fondly
When
we've said goodnight
Remember me once
every night.
Please promise me you'll
snore.
When you find that once again
you wake to my snoring and can't be free
Just
please promise me that you won't make me sleep on the couch!
I
never said that I did snore
Or
mention how I steal the sheets
But if
you can still forgive me please just join my snore!
Think
of all the things I've done for you
Like
doing your laundry and… all the other stuff I do
Snore
for me
Snore for me sleeping not
silent and resigned.
I Imagine you
trying too hard to kill me in my sleep.
Recall
those days when we lived apart.
Think
of the things we'll never do.
There
will never be a day when I won't snore for you
RAOUL
Can
it be?
Can it be that bitch?
Shut
the fuck up!
Long ago,
It
seemed so long ago
When I still
retained my soul and sanity
She may not remember
the time
Of my first suicide
attempt.
CHRISTINE
Snores
fade
The snores of our love fade
They
have their hours
So do we.
But
please promise me that sometimes
You
will snore –snore-... for me!