Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans or D.C. Comics, yadda, yadda, yadda, but I like penguins. They're cute.
Anyways this is my first fan fic, so it's gonna suck. I honestly don't know what this is gonna be about, but we'll see. Damn, I type slow! Ok, moving on.
It was a cold, winter day, so the Titans decided to go for a swim. When they reached the water, the moment they touched it, they got sucked into an alternate reality. Everything was pink, and there were retarded ponies prancing around like they owned the place. So Starfire started talking to one of the ponies and it was like " Welcome to the town of Flowerpop. I am Dances With Trees, and the others are my brothers and sisters. We own the place."
After a while, the pinkness and rainbows got to Raven, so she went temporarily insane and started singing a stupid little song about love and happiness. Then she killed the ponies and claimed the land as hers. After that, everything went black, and she was alright again.
Beast Boy ran off to go and get a soda, and Robin and Starfire started making out. Cyborg was climbing a tree, and Raven was partying until she realized that there was no one there. And so they all met up at the edge of the Dark Forest, where they met a crazy little squirrel that told them to go half way across the town formerly known as Flowerpop, and jump off a bridge.
Everyone thought that was a stupid idea, but Cyborg decided that the crazy little squirrel could be trusted. So they went half way across the town now known as Evil's Edge and watched Cyborg jump off the bridge. And because their friend told them to jump off a bridge, they did, too. So they ended up back at Titan's Tower, and fought over a piece of moldy cheese.
The endOoookay… that was stupid, but it was also my fist fic, so I decided to use that excuse to write something that totally and completely didn't make sense. If you are one of the people who wasted time reading this, please review and tell me how much you hated it, or otherwise.