First off, I don't really want to call this a oneshot because I just adore this pairing and will hopefully be doing a lot more with it. Second, I wanted to shout out to bitbyboth for the advice since I didn't shout out last time so, thank you bitbyboth! :P Anyways hope ya'll injoy! XD
Warning: YAOI! No sex though. Sorry. If you don't like it then why'd you search for it?
Disclaimer: If I owned Devil May Cry, Nero would already be Dante's love interest and all of my fellow Dante x Nero writers and I wouldn't need to do this.
Dante had been happily, and legally, married for just over three years; Virgil and Lady, a happy six.
Nero walked in the door with a bag of groceries in his hand and a worried look on his face. At first Dante didn't notice the look.
"So I ran into Vergil at the grocery store." Nero began.
"Oh, did you now." Dante said getting up from his desk and walking over to Nero. He took the plastic bag out of Nero's hand, placed it on the ground next to them, and wrapped his arms around Nero's waist.
"Yup." said Nero avoiding the kiss Dante was trying to place on his lips.
"What's wrong, babe?" Dante asked impatiently as Nero walked towards his desk.
"I got us a job." he said picking up a magazine and mindlessly flipping through it.
"Ok, and…" Dante implied looking for the catch.
"And he told me about his kids and Lady."
"What kind of job, are we talking about hear?"
"Well, it's not exactly a traditional job."
"You didn't."
"Dante, they haven't had a night out since they had Isabelle. It's the least we can do."
Dante shook his head at his husband's naïveté. "Nero, they are literally devil children. As in they're one quarter demon!"
"And both of us are half demon." Nero said pointedly. Then his tone changed to more reassuring. "Babe, we fight full demons every day. How bad can it be to watch a couple of them?" He walked back over to Dante, wrapped his arms around him and gave him that kiss.
About twenty minutes later they were almost naked on the pool table when someone knocked on the door. Nero moaned and Dante shushed him. There was silence for a minute then they both heard another knock. Nero quickly rolled off of Dante and threw him his shirt as he hopped up off the pool table and put it on. He ran over to the door.
"Hello Dante." said Virgil apathetically, holding a small girl in his arm.
Nero struggled to get his shirt on and once successful he ran to join his husband at the door.
"Hi Nero. Thank you for offering to do this." Virgil continued.
"No problem. Hey do you guys maybe want to come in and have some coffee before your date?" Nero invited.
"Sure but only for a little. We have reservations." answered Lady. They entered Devil May Cry and a small boy appeared behind her leg. "Ok Isaac. You and Isabelle are going to spend the night with Uncle Dante and Uncle Nero." She said coaxing the child from out behind her. Dante inwardly cringed at the sound of the title. Nero's grin only grew. Lady guided her son over to Nero and he quickly took up a new hiding place behind Nero's leg. Vergil all the while played with the one-and-a-half-year-old girl's hand gingerly and when he saw lady hand over Isaac, he gently handed Isabelle to Dante. She took her seat, to everyone's surprise, quietly and acceptingly in Dante's strong arms. "Ok, so it's about 5:30 now. Please try to get them in bed by seven." Lady said sternly.
"We'll be back at about 11 and you can decide whether or not you want to keep them for the whole night." Vergil said.
"We'll see you at 11 than." Nero said and with that Lady and Vergil left Devil May Cry.
So there it is, Chapter 1. This wasn't even supposed to go online in the first place, but I'm still a new writer and I'm lacking stories so I decided to put it up. Hope you like it. I'm an artist, I literally need someone telling me what's wrong with my work, so please review! Chapter 2 coming when I finish it.