Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. J. K. Rowling does.
Author's note: I heard somewhere that there has never been a Harry/Lavender fanfic. I feel like starting a trend. Sorry to disturb you.
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A HOGWARTS HALLWAY (AS ALWAYS)
HARRY So, Ron, are you ready for tonight?
RON What?
HARRY I said, are you ready for tonight?
Ron and Harry start to act like they are part of a soap opera, which they are.
RON Oh Harry, there is something I have to tell you. I love Blaise.
HARRY Who?
RON Blaise Zambini. I was thinking of cheating on you, but I don't want to hurt you.
HARRY Don't want to hurt me? You already have. All right Ron, leave me for Blaise.
RON Thanks Harry. You really are a great guy, even if you totally overshadow me.
HARRY (totally distraught) Don't mention it, you back-stabber.
Ron leaves, in search of Blaise.
Lavender Brown, who has suddenly become beautiful, comes in to see Harry.
LAVENDER Hey, Harry. Want to make out?
HARRY Lavender? What are you doing here?
LAVENDER I've always loved you Harry, I just was afraid to tell you.
HARRY Oh. Okay, then.
Harry and Lavender proceed to make out, which is very disturbing and is therefore censored. Meanwhile, Draco enters.
DRACO Harry! I just heard that you and Ron- Ahh! What the hell are you doing?
HARRY Draco! What are you doing here?
DRACO Harry, I was just about to ask you if you wanted to go out with me, but now I see that I am too late.
HARRY No! Wait! Draco! I love you! I only made out with Lavender because I was lonely. It is you I really love.
DRACO Harry!
HARRY Draco!
The two start to make out as Lavender leaves the hallway in tears.
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Sorry, but I just can't avoid H/D. More to come.
Author's note: I heard somewhere that there has never been a Harry/Lavender fanfic. I feel like starting a trend. Sorry to disturb you.
* * * * *
A HOGWARTS HALLWAY (AS ALWAYS)
HARRY So, Ron, are you ready for tonight?
RON What?
HARRY I said, are you ready for tonight?
Ron and Harry start to act like they are part of a soap opera, which they are.
RON Oh Harry, there is something I have to tell you. I love Blaise.
HARRY Who?
RON Blaise Zambini. I was thinking of cheating on you, but I don't want to hurt you.
HARRY Don't want to hurt me? You already have. All right Ron, leave me for Blaise.
RON Thanks Harry. You really are a great guy, even if you totally overshadow me.
HARRY (totally distraught) Don't mention it, you back-stabber.
Ron leaves, in search of Blaise.
Lavender Brown, who has suddenly become beautiful, comes in to see Harry.
LAVENDER Hey, Harry. Want to make out?
HARRY Lavender? What are you doing here?
LAVENDER I've always loved you Harry, I just was afraid to tell you.
HARRY Oh. Okay, then.
Harry and Lavender proceed to make out, which is very disturbing and is therefore censored. Meanwhile, Draco enters.
DRACO Harry! I just heard that you and Ron- Ahh! What the hell are you doing?
HARRY Draco! What are you doing here?
DRACO Harry, I was just about to ask you if you wanted to go out with me, but now I see that I am too late.
HARRY No! Wait! Draco! I love you! I only made out with Lavender because I was lonely. It is you I really love.
DRACO Harry!
HARRY Draco!
The two start to make out as Lavender leaves the hallway in tears.
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Sorry, but I just can't avoid H/D. More to come.