Hello do to a request and some thought I'm gonna do a kingdom hearts one this time…yay! Then I'll do one for FFX maybe too
Disclaimer: I don't own them so don't sue me
(note if I got sora's age wrong don't grill me k)
Disembodied voice
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Know your stars know your stars know your stars
Sora... wants to be a pokemon master…..
No I don't…….
Gotta urge to catchem all huh?
Catch what
Pokemon doy
What are pokemon?
So what happened to pikachu…?
Nothing there is no pikachu….What's a pikachu?
Part of your pokemon man some pokemon master you are
I told you I don't know what pokemon are
How can you be a pokemon master if you don't have any?
I never said I wanted to be
Sure...(long silence).I bet you shot it...
What?
You shot your pikachu man and you say you love pokemon
Will you drop it already?
Fine
Sora is afraid of shoes
I'm not afraid of shoes I'm wearing shoes right now….expensive ones
Mhmm
Sora beats up girls
No I don't...
(Cough) slephy (cough)
I can explain the selphy thing...
Woman beater...
I'm not a woman beater
That's not what riku said…
Rikus out to get me...duh
I bet you're a mean drunk huh….
I'm 15….
So…man you should see cloud he's such an attention whore…
I am not….I resent that too….
The hell…. Cloud?
Yeah
Yeah he tends to pop in and out of nowhere, Beat it I'll get to you later….
Fine…..
Sora is yuna's biggest fan
Huh?
Sora loves going to yuna's concerts...
What?
Yeah he's a regular groupie...
No I'm not...
Don't lie...you know what happened to liars
No……well…I went to one concert…well because Kairi wanted to go and I'm all ok and……why am I tell you this?
Cuz you're a crazy fanboy
Well I do like yuna but it's not like I have posters in my room or something...
(sing song) That's not what riku said
(sing song) Rikus an F-ing liar
You know her songs don't deny it
I'm not
I beg to differ...
(Real emotion plays over the speaker) o.o
(Switches to 1000 words)
How…..what...
Well riku...see He kinda sorta showed slash gave me your Ipod and I have it here...
What…..my Ipod! So he took it! Give it back!
Hmm what else is one here... (Switches to passion)
Stop give it back!
You have your own theme song on here, man...conceited…..
I'm not conceited I like the theme song…..
Hmmm emo music….the hell….the naruto theme song…no way….
Give it!
Are you a fighting dreamer too?
I'm gonna hurt you
Oh come on...I'm playing with you
I'm gonna fricken beat you to death
Woman beater!
Wait
Woman beater!
Wait...well your begging for it
For what?
A good smack…..
With what?
Behold the power of the key blade
Key blade...huh...What's it do…?
Uh… (Looks at it) it locks stuff…….
Aha
Hey it can unlock stuff too
Oh I'm sooo scared...What are you gonna do lock me in my room?
No… (Sulks)
(Pikachu scurries in) hey look a pikachu!
What?
Pikachuuuuuuu (randomly shocks sora)
Yay for pikachu! No go away you little yellow freak
Pikachu (runs away)
Still want to be a pokemon master
(All electrocuted) no….I Nev…never said that…..what the hell was that?
That my little shoe fearing key wielding chum was your future….
(Coughs out ashes)
(Plays pokemon theme song) hmmm explain this...
(All hurt and tired like) I honestly don't know how that's on there……Can I go home…?
Ok…..oh I wouldn't take a shower or have any contact with water for a few days if I were you
(Coughs more ashes and Limps away)
(Plays Pirates of the Caribbean theme song) hmmm
Now you know sora...
so…….how'd I do? Read and review……please