T'was the night before Khristmas, and all through OutWorld
Not a creature was stirring, save a half Tarkatan girl,
For Mileena was working, hard into the night,
To make sure her presents, were made just right,
Her eyelids grew heavy, and her strength all but diminished,
But she would not rest, until the final teddy was finished,
Her sewing completed, Mileena hopped into her bed,
Where visons of goat's liver, danced in her head,
While her father waited by the fireplace, readying his fist,
Trying to ambush Santa, for putting him on the naughty list,
Her sister Kitana, resting in Edenia,
Awaited her Khristmas party, that she's hosted for millennia,
Then, Mileena was awoken, to her father's roar,
As it appeared Santa, had outwitted him once more,
She darted down the stairs, squealing with glee,
And skidded to a halt, gazing at her gifts under the tree,
With childish excitement, and primal fury,
She shredded the wrapping paper, making a miniature flurry,
And for her good behaviour, a box bearing her name,
Contained for her a present, a badass fighting game,
After she finished, she searched for her coat,
Which was found by Baraka, who gave her a liver from a goat,
Hugging her butler, she asked if he'd be okay,
If she left him with her father, who was not having a good day,
Baraka smiled, and simply replied,
"I've dealt with worse princess, and so far no one has died",
With a giggle, Milly sped through the palace gates,
And sighed, knowing her sister would remind her she's late,
Arriving at Kitana's, she was very impressed
For Kitana could throw one hell of party, Mileena confessed,
There was Reptile, blushing with a hiss,
As Khamelon hung a mistletoe above him, waiting for a kiss,
Over by the refreshments, Ermac gave his forehead a smack,
While the egg nog was spiked, by an already tipsy Erron Black,
Even Black Dragon and Special Forces, were getting along,
Though the authorities were warned, should things go wrong,
And from the corner of her eye, Mileena saw two familiar misfits,
Her pals Rain and Tanya, the latter in a sexy Santa outfit,
At the top of the stairs, stood the party's hostess,
Rolling her eyes at her sister, realising her punctuality was hopeless,
Mileena was happy, to see so many friends here,
But at the same time she'd hoped, for a certain ninja to be with her this year,
Then, as if the Elder God's heard her wish from above,
Stood Scorpion, threatening Sub if he made another wretched ice pun,
Mileena catapulted herself into his arms,
And though he was happy to see her, her glomp caused him some alarm,
Now with everyone together, Mileena was ready,
To give all her friends, their own Khristmas teddy,
And it brought joy to her heart, to see her friends smile in delight,
At the festive themed toys, she'd worked on all night,
And they sang and they danced, with laughter and cheer,
And they got a bit hammered, from Erron's home made beer,
So they looked forward to next year, for more adventures and fights,
And wished a merry Khristmas to all, and to all a good fight.
Hi. Okay, I know I said I probably wouldn't have any material until after December (because believe me, Christmas has really smashed my schedule to pieces) but I felt I should put out at least one little Khristmas piece just for the sake of the season. Hope you enjoyed it and to everyone around the world (and the Realms) have a Merry Khristams
