This is just something random thought up while under the influence of cake. Tell me if you like it!
"Lalalalala" said Alanna, as she pranced around the courtyard in a pink dress...
Oh, wait. Alanna's not the one that's supposed to do that. She's not the prissy one. And she looks awful in pink, anyways. So...
"Lalalalala" said Buri...
Except she's not prissy either. Neither is Kel. Or Daine, really. Hmm...
The characters stand around as the author thinks. And thinks...and thinks.
"GAH!" said Neal, because he's not very patient.
"Eat your vegetables, Neal!" said Kel, because she says that. But Yuki is supposed to say that, because she married him. But I should stop explaining this.
"Gah!" said Neal, because that's his new favourite word. "I'll be the prissy one then!" The author thinks about this. And she agrees, because Neal looks good in pink. And then Alanna pointed out that the author didn't know that because she has no fashion sense at all. But the author ignores her and wonders why fictional characters can hear her thoughts, anyways.
"Lalalalala" said Neal, as he pranced around the courtyard in a pink dress. "It's midwinter! Everyone's happy! Even me, the cynical one, is happy! I mean, I!" And all of a sudden it is Midwinter. And I don't know why.
"I'm not happy," said Sokka, who is from a TV show, for goodness sakes!
"But you're never happy." says Katara his sister. And then they both disappear. And then the whole world blows up. Oh, wait! That's not supposed to happen until the end. OH WAIT! I just gave out the ending!
"Shut up, you stupid author" said Neal, who is sadly lacking in patience. And he didn't punctuate. He should punctuate.
"I don't have to punctuate if I don't want to" said Neal. And the author gets rather annoyed and so makes Neal trip. And then a llama ate him.
OH WAIT! A llama isn't supposed to happen! I mean, eat him. Go away, you llama! gasp I dare insult the oh mighty llama sorry llama
So Peachblossom ate him. The End. And everybody lived happily ever after, except Neal because Peachbossom ate him. And the llama made everybody cheese crackers. And then, to avoid being hit by rotten tomatoes, the author brings Neal back to life. The End (again)
Author's Note: Review, so I can find out if my story's lost in cyberspace or not. And to tell me if you like it. Cause if you do, I just might write more. And the chappies will be longer!