Hi! I came up with this idea last spring, but due to a lot of **** going on in my life I was unable to write it down. Until now. Let me stress that when I came up with this idea a lot of things weren't clear yet on the show, so it is full of inaccuracies. Rather than sacrifice story quality, or even give it up altogether, I decided to leave them there. Deal.
**Yes for a very long time I thought Gaz was Dib's OLDER sister.**
P.s. I own nothing.
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It was another night at Dib's house. He was exited. Mysterious Mysteries was on in ten minutes. It was a brand new episode, and tonight there would be an expert explaining some techniques on how to capture an alien. Dib would bet ten bucks that he had tried most of them already, but maybe he could get some ideas on how to capture Zim. There was however a problem.
Gaz was in the middle of playing 'Piggy Hunter IV: The Wrath of Bacon'.
Why did Dib have to bug her in the 'Dangerous Pork Tenderloin' level?
It was bad enough that She had to share the same house with him. But why did he have to bother her about his dumb TV show? Ok, so 'Mysterious Mysteries' was occasionally interesting, but so was a root canal.
"And now we bring you Dr. Chuck Vondermond, alien catching expert.."
Gaz turned the volume up on her GameSlave. She didn't want to hear this quack drone on about aliens. Why her brother was into this crap she would never know. Beside the point, who said all aliens were bad.
"Gaz, could you turn that thing down?" She turned the volume all the way up.
"Can't you play that in the other room?! I've been waiting all week for this!" "Most comfortable seat in the house." "Move!" "Tough."
Dib turned the volume on the television up. "Wow doctor! Yorkshire pudding!" "Can't you use the other TV?" "This one is big screen!" Dib was yelling so he could be heard over the television and GameSlave. "So what! Go!" "You go!" Gaz, without looking up from her GameSlave, yanked the remote from Dib's hand. She shut the television off. "GAAAZZZ!!!!!" "You deserved it. Dork."
It was then that Dib did perhaps the bravest thing (or the worst mistake) of his life. He grabbed for the remote. Gaz held it away from him, but instead Dib's hand found the GameSlave. He grabbed that instead. "Let go Dib." "No!" The GameSlave went back and forth like a tug-o-war rope. "Dib, Let go now Or I will make you regret the day you were born!" "NN..Nnever!" Gaz pulled, and then as Dib pulled back she let go. Dib fell back square on his behind. As he fell however, he lost hold of the GameSlave. As it hit the floor a tiny, almost insignificant crack appeared on the corner of the screen.
"You.. are.. so.. DEAD!" Gaz started slowly walking towards Dib, anger on her face. "Of all the people in this world, I had to get stuck with you for a half-brother!"
"Half-brother?? Yea right! Nice try Gaz!" Dib stood up rubbing his sore behind.
Gaz stopped. "Yes, half-brother! You heard me Dib." She took a single step forward.
She clasped her skull necklace. "Don't believe me? I have proof!"
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This ends the first chapter. I know it is short and schizophrenic but trust me, with more chapters it will make sense. Useless Trivia: "von der Mond" is German for "From the Moon". Can you spot the really bad pun? There is also a Moxy Früvous reference if you can find it.