Feel As I Feel
There once was a hunter named Jonathan Oakley. He held a reputation of being the best hunter in his home county. He was known for enjoying the thrill of the hunt. He smiled whenever he claimed a fresh kill. He worked as a business man, and he always hunted during his vacations. He was out hunting with his two dogs one day, when he came a cross a red fox, and followed it to its den. The hunter devised a strategy. He gathered some dry vegetation into a pile at the entrance and set it alight with his lighter. He quickly placed another pile at the other entrance of the burrow and lit it alight. Smoke filled the burrow. He could the hear yelps from within it. After 30 minutes had passed, he decided to send his dogs into the burrow so as to bring out the kill. The dogs emerged with the fox, his mate, and his four pups. Jonathan was thrilled at his success, and he carried them back to his house, where he intended to set them up as trophies. He fell sound asleep that night. When he awoke the next morning, Jonathan felt as though he was lying on soft dirt. He awoke and looked around to discover that he was in what appeared to be a large cave. He crawled through an entrance he had spotted, which was just as wide as both his shoulders combined. Outside, he discovered he was in a beautiful forest filled with berries and flowers of all kinds. He began to feast, forgetting about how he came to be in that cave. Suddenly, he heard noises in the distance that sounded like the barking of hounds. Suddenly, something burst through the foliage! It was a pack of five gargantuan red hounds with large teeth made of diamonds, and they weren't alone. The hunters that were with them were even larger, with horns, claws, and enormous feet. Jonathan was so terrified that he quickly crawled back into the cave. Before he knew it, smoke was coming out of both of the cave's entrances. The smoke seared his insides and restricted his breathing. The pain was unbearable. Jonathan felt himself slipping into unconsciousness. When he awoke from unconsciousness, he found himself surrounded by the hunters and their hounds. "What the fuck is this?" shouted Jonathan. "You still haven't realized it?" asked one of the demon hunters. One of the demon hunters created a portal for John to look through. In it, he saw his motionless body being carried out of his house and onto an ambulance, as well as his friends and family weeping outside his house. Jonathan looked at the portal with sheer horror on his visage. "This really gives you hell, doesn't it?" asked the demon hunter before laughing sadistically. The hunters' hounds proceeded to tear Jonathan limb from limb. Soon, nothing remained of Jonathan Oakley except a pile of ground meat.