Roguishly Possessed- Part one
Chapter One- Spying
Author's Note: Hello! I'm a cookie! But that's not important unless you're hungry. Here it is! DA SEQUEL! (Weak fanfare of kazoos) This chapter is going to switch points of view in the middle, and the beginning is going to have nothing to do with the title, just a brief continuation… um… yeah… …WHILE YOU'RE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE COMPLIMENTARY BLOOMACNCHEEZ CO. PEN THAT ONLY COSTS TWENTY BUCKS?
Sonic-Boom: HAPPY JACKET TIME!
bloomacncheez: Yesssss…
Um… anyway… previously for those of you who read sequels before the original…
The Sonic gang met up with a toucan that turned out to be Jet the Hawk's long lost sister. A couple of guys fell head over heels for the girls. Sonic Team was blasted to Earth thanks to Jet not that I'm pointin' elbows (points elbow at Jet.) They met 12-year-old Chris Thorndyke and his family. Sonic, Shadow, Jet, and Starr revealed Super forms (Don't call Jet and Starr Mary-Sue's anymore, please) and defeated Eggman temporarily. Now, they're meeting Babylon's current princess, Windy the Falcon.
"She's… a PRINCESS?" Starr gaped.
"Yes! That's why I've been so afraid of her," Jet said.
"You were afraid of a GIRL?" Shadow snickered.
"Dude, I thought you liked her!" Knuckles barked.
"THE HECK I DO!" Jet exclaimed.
"So…" a voice said, "You figured it out?" It was Windy, who had been listening from the doorway.
"AAH! WINDY! WHAT DID YOU HEAR? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T HEAR THE FIRST PART!" Jet shrieked ducking behind Starr. Starr rolled her eyes and bonked her brother on the head.
"I heard everything," Windy admitted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jet screamed. Starr grabbed him by his beak.
"GOSH! PEOPLE IN ANTARCTICA COULD HEAR YOU!" she hissed rubbing her… "ears."
Down in Antarctica…
"Bob, did you hear something?" an Eskimo asked.
"Yeah, Tre, I heard a 'noooooooo.' You know, one of them dramatic ones," Bob said.
Back at the Thorndyke's…
"Wow… that was really weird," Shadow blinked.
"Yes… yes it was," Sonic said rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
"So, why are you here? Shouldn't you be at the throne?" Tails asked.
"Tails, I noticed you're the only sane one here besides Shadow, but if you read stories you'd know why," Windy replied, "A princess's life isn't that great. We have to learn how to walk, talk, dress, eat, swim, shoot arrows, dance, LEARN…"
"You have to learn how to learn?" Tails asked.
"What the Fred Fredburger?" Vector asked.
"And what's worse, my parents were going to make me marry this uneducated freak (besides bloomacncheez) who was obsessed with himself," Windy said getting angrier just thinking about it.
"So… you're basically single?" Jet asked.
"Um… yes, I guess you could say that," Windy replied. Jet grinned.
"So… would you… want to… do an activity with me?" he asked shyly.
"Hee hee, you want to go on a date?" Windy giggled, "Okay that sounds great."
"WOO HOO!" Jet whooped.
"Those poor confused Eskimos down in Antarctica," Starr mumbled putting her hands over her ear holes.
"NO!" a voice from outside shrieked. The others perked up and went to the window to see what made the noise.
"What the heck…?" Sonic said. Knuckles looked back and forth through the window.
"There's no one out there," he reported.
"The voice sounded familiar," Tails said.
"I know, but I just can't quite put my finger down on it," Jet said thoughtfully.
Outside…
"WAVE, YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO KEEP IT DOWN!" Storm yelled.
"OOH! THAT LITTLE WANNABE FALCON! Does she really think she can win MY Jet?" Wave hissed.
"YOU JUST NEED TO RELAX!" Storm told her.
"AND YOU NEED TO FIX YOUR 'LOUD HOWARD' PROBLEM, DOPE!" Wave thundered. Storm just whimpered quietly. Wave sighed.
"I'm sorry, it's just I don't know who that girl is but she's taking Jet from me, as if Starr wasn't enough," she apologized.
"BUT THE BOSS HASN'T SEEN STARR SINCE HE WAS TWO! AND SHE'S HIS SISTER! SO YOU CAN'T BLAME HIM I LIKE COOKIES!" Storm shouted.
(In case you didn't read the previous story, Storm has a screaming problem.)
"That's true, you're actually starting to make sense," Wave said with a smile.
"PIE ARE SQUARE! AND TRIANGULAR!"
"Okay, don't ruin it."
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT OUR ANCESTORS SAID, 'BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR! ULTIMATELY, WE ONLY GET THREE TRUE WISHES!'" Storm quoted. Wave had a light bulb illuminate in her head.
"That's it!" she exclaimed.
"WHAT'S IT?"
"Come on, Storm!" Wave said grabbing her Extreme Gear.
"WAIT FOR ME!" Storm called jumping clumsily on his own Gear.
Later at the Babylonian Temple… don't ask why it's on Earth, it's just there…
"WAVE, DIDN'T WE KILL THE BABYLON GUARDIAN?" Storm asked.
"No! You can't kill a genie!" Wave explained, "We just defeated him temporarily."
"OH!"
There was a sudden pulse through the air and a growl filled the vast emptiness of the temple.
"What do you low lives, want?" it boomed, "Haven't you made enough of an idiot of me already?" The Babylon Guardian floated out of the shadows-
Shadow: AAH! THAT'S SO INHUMANE!
Um… okaaay.
The Babylon Guardian floated out of the… darkness and towards the swallow and albatross.
"AAAAAH!" Storm screamed in a girly tone.
"No, we came here for a request. A 'wish' as you call it," Wave answered suavely.
"Oh, I see," the guardian replied immediately interested.
"DO YOU SEE FLYING COOKIES WITH BUTTER TOAST?" Storm asked.
"…is it just me or did he devolve a few notches?" the guardian asked.
"No, that's not possible, he couldn't be stupider," Wave snorted.
"I see… well, what do you wish of me?"
"I wish that that stupid falcon and toucan would DIE!" Wave snapped.
"Uh, yeah about that… there are some rules about the wishes you make…
Rule number one:I can't kill anybody… so don't ask.
Rule number two: I can't make anyone fall in love.
RULE NUMBER THREE: I can't bring people back from the dead; it's not a pretty sight. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!
Other than that, you're cool," the guardian said. Wave's eye twitched.
"DIDN'T YOU COPY THOSE RULES, WORD FOR WORD FROM 'DISNEY'S ALADDIN?'" Storm yelled.
"SSH! You'll get me in trouble with my lawyer!" the Babylon Guardian hissed.
"YEAH WELL WAVE JUST DIDN'T GET HER CAFFINE TODAY SO SHE'S REALLY CRANKY!"
"Do you really have to scream everything?"
"Yes, yes I do," Storm said.
"You just talked!" the guardian exclaimed.
"I did? I mean, I DID? NO I DIDN'T!"
"Well, isn't there a way for me to win over Jet?" Wave asked.
"You could wish to be princess," the Babylon Guardian offered.
"WOULD YOU QUIT WITH THE ALADDIN THING ALREADY!" Wave snapped.
"Hm, well… there is one other alternative…" the guardian said thoughtfully.
"Yes?" Wave asked anxiously.
"IS IT THAT SHE CAN MARRY ME INSTEAD? CUZ I'D HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT!" Storm squealed.
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIDN'T WISH THIS, I AM FIXING YOUR SCREAMING ISSUE!" the guardian roared and shot a beam at Storm. Storm stumbled and fell over unconscious. Wave stared at Storm's limp figure.
"I'm not sure I want to trust you with this anymore… is it really going to hurt?" she asked cautiously.
"No, not for you anyway," the guardian replied.
"Well, I don't really want anybody HURT…" Wave said.
"Didn't you ask for them to die?"
"That wouldn't hurt!"
"Ugh, my head…" Storm groaned waking up. Wave ran to him.
"Are you okay?" she asked.
"Yep, I'm fine actually…" Storm grinned.
"You're not screaming!" Wave smiled. Storm grinned even wider.
"I'm smarticle! (copyright from americanidiot013)" he cheered.
"I wouldn't go THAT far…" Wave hissed, "So, what your other suggestion, Babylon Guardian?"
"Hypnotism," he cackled. Wave grinned evilly.
"Are we going to have the falcon and Starr break his heart?" she asked.
"HECK NO! You bring them here, I zap them, you control their every movement and conversation, tear them away from their little friends, ruin their reputation, whatever, and they'll be yours," he listed.
"So… bring the falcon and Starr here and-" Wave started.
"No, Jet and Starr. Not the falcon! It's against my policy, see."
"Why not her? She's the one I hate," Wave said getting angry.
"You don't understand, there's just something about her you don't know. She's just kinda Babylon's future. Besides, doesn't Storm want Starr?" the guardian pointed out.
"Meh, true…" Wave said.
"Woo woo woo woo…" Storm muttered twirling around on the floor.
"So, are you up to the task?" the guardian asked. Wave paused…
And nodded…
TO BE CONTINUED…