A/N: If you've read Cosmic Naruto, then you should understand this just fine, if you haven't... Well you don't need to read it, It would help you to understand if you did, but it's not necessary. As usual
DISCLAIMER: Legit, I do not claim ownership of anything in this story.
I did type it and I do take credit for coming up with the idea...

Naruto was currently walking through a town in a school uniform alongside a teen with brown hair and glasses.

"Hey Shinichi, what did you think of me when we first met? Be honest." Naruto asked of the teen beside him.

"Well, when I first met you, I just got this... Overwhelming feeling of power and potential. Like you were gonna become somebody important." Shinichi told honestly. Hearing that Naruto put a hand to his chin in thought.

"Everybody keeps saying that... Maybe I'll become the President!" The sunny blonde thought aloud with enthusiasm and optimism.

"Maybe if you weren't sleeping in class so often, that might be possible." Shinichi poked at the blonde's bad sleeping habits.

"It's Narcolepsy I tell ya!" Naruto complained, refusing that he himself slept a lot on purpose.

"I think you're just lazy... And where'd you learn about Narcolepsy?" Shinichi asked his blonde friend skeptically, after all, you wouldn't expect someone like Naruto to know about narcolepsy.

"Uh, where else? Manga!" The blonde explained, expressing his love for the books.

"I should've known..."

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?"

The two's conversation continued as they walked into school, oblivious to the world around them. This Naruto was a clone of the original and was very much the same, physically. Except the main power boosts were sealed away. This Naruto had received a copious amount of Cosmic Energy to build his body into the powerhouse it was. And the boy didn't even realize what he was going to be subjected too, and how he would save two kids from a lot of crap.

Naruto spent the day sleeping through his classes, somehow fairing decent on the tests and doing every sport just too kinda test his limits and keep his body in shape. He couldn't explained it, but he felt the weird need to do all this, like something in his body was telling him he would need to be prepared.

Regardless of all that, Naruto retired to his house when he was finished with all of his school stuff. The blonde entered the house he lived in alone, grabbed some eggs leftover from his breakfast and headed to his room and went to sleep after eating his dinner.

But something happened the most certainly change this world, for better or worse was debatable... But instead of Shinichi Izumi being at the center, Naruto Uzumaki was, after all, the boy's luck just worked like that. Nobody had weirder luck than Naruto.

Anyway while Naruto was asleep, he was a in a peculiar position that covered his ears. And as I deem it to happen, a strange worm looking thing, crawled into Naruto's room and attempted to go up the boy's nose, making him sneeze it out, and then try to wack it, only for the damned thing to crawl into his arm.

Naruto didn't know how, but somehow he sped up his blood flow, slowing down what ever was traveling against the flow of his blood, but after awhile it kinda just disappeared and Naruto thought it was some weird hallucination, so he just went back to sleep.

However, the next morning when he woke up, his hand was numb. But Naruto assumed that he slept on it or something. So, changing into his school clothes, Naruto went to go make breakfast, and when he almost dropped something, his right hand came out of nowhere and grabbed it.

However, after a quick search on his phone, Naruto found that what just happened was normal... But, it continued to happen, well not the exact same thing every time, but where his hand would seemingly act on it's own and do things Naruto himself didn't have the reaction time for. Sure, he had good reflexes and could think on his feet, but he wasn't that fast.

Regardless of that, Naruto continued with his day, deciding not to make his problems his friends problems. What Naruto never noticed however, was that in class his right hand was typing on his phone underneath the desk. Thankfully, for the hand at least, Naruto was left-handed, so he had no problem with his right hand doing whatever while he himself got on with school.

Little did he know was that a parasite had infected his arm and was now learning, at a very fast rate at that. But now the school day was over and Naruto was walking home when he heard a girl scream and on impulse ran to the little girl, grabbed her and stopped the car dead in it's tracks with his right arm.

After the mother of the little girl came and got her, Naruto immediately rushed home, threw his backpack against his bedroom wall, sat down at his desk and brought his open palm up for examination.

"Alright, what the hell? First I catch a few things without really trying and then my phone has this history of a whole bunch of random crap relating to dialogue and science. What is in my hand? Show me." Naruto accused and demanded of his right hand.

After awhile the boy's hand grew a mouth and eye. And started to talk.

"I-I a-ate i-it." The hand spoke in a weird, rusty, unpracticed voice.

"Holy crap it can talk. So you ate my hand? What about my arm? How far did you eat?" Naruto continued to question his hand.

"Right half of your chest." The hand spoke, getting better and better with it's voice as it spoke.

"So you control my right pectoral all the way to my fingers? Are there more of you?" For the situation Naruto was staying extremely calm and level-headed.

"I believe so. My kind emit a signal that I can detect." The hand explained in it's new voice.

"So we're safe from them?" Naruto asked in a tone of relief.

"That's not the case. I also emit a signal that they can also detect." The hand unconfirmed Naruto's theory without a single change in tone.

"Crap." Naruto stated in a tone of worry.

That will have to be it for now. If you liked the story please follow it so you know when the next chapter is released.