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Chapter One

She had been stamping papers for Koenma-sama all night and was dead tired. The only thing on her mind was getting to bed. But as she soon found out that wasn't going to happen that night. When she got to her apartment door, she heard a noise from inside. She slowly opened it a crack to see Yusuke Urameshi, Kuwabara Kazuma, Shuichi Minamino (Kurama), and Hiei Jaganshi. A very drunken Hiei at that. "What's going on here?" she asked in a frustrated tone of voice that said get-out-of-my-house-so-I-can-sleep. Kurama looked at her sympathetically and said he had to leave. After he left, Hiei started staring at her. And not in a normal way either. It scared Botan. "Uh... is he ok?" she asked very slowly. Yusuke laughed and said, "He's only really drunk. Besides, he wanted to stay here. Right, Hiei?" Hiei's expression turned giddy and he yelled, "Yay!" like a little kid. "Uh, I know this is a stupid question but WHY!" Hiei looked at her slyly and exclaimed, "Because I wuv you!" 'He really is drunk!' she thought. ' I hate to be the one who has to deal with him when he sobers up!' Just then Hiei jumped towards her. Botan dodged but tripped over the couch. Yusuke and Kuwabara had gotten off of the couch just before she landed and Yusuke had a camcorder out. Hiei took the opportunity to pin Botan down. She struggled but even when Hiei was drunk he had a strong grip. "Are you sure he's drunk?" she yelled. " We watched him guzzle down 12 bottles of whiskey!" Kuwabara said truthfully. 'Great. I have who knows how many pounds of fire demon on me and can't get him off!' she thought. "Yusuke could you please get him off me before-" The ferry girl was cut off by Hiei kissing her. She pulled away from the giddy fire demon and kicked him hard with her free foot. He fell off of the couch and Botan summoned her oar. She glanced at Yusuke and Kuwabara who were currently laughing their heads off. "Hiei, if you do that again I'll never give you anymore sweet snow!" Botan threatened. Hiei shook his head in understanding, pouting the whole time. She sat down, then turned to Yusuke. "Where's he going to stay? And better yet, how do you plan on dealing with his hangover?" Yusuke and Kuwabara chose that moment to run out of the door, shutting it behind them. 'Great. This will be fun.' the ferry girl thought. But the worst was yet to come. For Botan hadn't noticed Yusuke slipping his camcorder in a potted plant nearby.

A/N: Hope ya'll like! Please review. Next chapter is coming soon!