The Insane Day Thingy
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Me+Keyboard+Characters=Fun!!
-Foxtail
Chapter One- The Plotline
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How I Managed to Drag Everyone In the Same Place
Kitty: (Walking through the mall, browsing through Limited Too) *hums absent-mindedly* Let's see, three quarter length...no. No strap...no. One strap...not bad! *Holds up an extremely skimpy one strap shirt* I li-...! *Kitty suddenly dissapears and the shirt falls to the floor. A few girls browsing next to her look at each other.*
Girl 1: *blink* OoooooooK.
Girl2: Like, she could of hung up this perfectly good skimpy one sleeve! How rude!
Girl1: What size is that?...
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Scott: So, um, how are you doing, Jean?
JD:....
Scott: No answer, that's cool... so, are you going to Duncan's party?
JD:......
Scott: If that's a no, I have these great tickets to the movies!....
*silence*
JD: *head falls limply to it's shoulder*
Scott: *sighs* I guess I'll practice on you again tommorow...
*Picks up JD and and starts to put it away when he suddenly disappears, bringing JD with him*
*Seconds later Scott falls in the middle of a blank white room, JD falling besides him*
Scott: Duuur? Where could I be?
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*Pietro's clutching his stomach in hunger and has a mad look on his face*
Pietro: *shuffles through the Brotherhood refridgerator and produces...NOTHING!!*
Peitro: *produces nothing* Damn.
*Author rolls eyes and decides now is the time to enforce her plotless device...thingy*
Pietro: *disappears and lands next to Scott, who is searching around the blank nothingness of a room*
Pietro: * stands and brushes himself off, prepared for another fic where the author has no plot but just throws him in because he can be paired with *someone*
Pietro: Damn Right! Why should I be in a fic where my charming good looks are lost on nobody? Hold on, that didn't make any...
Author: Pietro, you know too much. You are now rendered... not knowing...ish. Yes! Not knowingish is the state you will be in!
Pietro: *blinks* Riiiiiiiight. *Notices a dejected looking Scott for the first time.... and also a doll that Scott is trying to hide behind his back* *Rolls eyes* Why god? I better not be paired with *him*.
Scott: *clutches JD without acknolowdging Pietro*
Author: *shudders* No. I have...non-yaoi plans for you. Now, stop talking to me! I don't want to be a self inserted character!
Pietro: Aren't you already?
Author: *growls* You are asking to be paired up with Scott. One more word, smarty, one wore word.
Pietro: *exaggerates innocence and acting like he has *no* clue that there is an Author controlling every action he makes*
Pietro: Golly gee whiz, I wonder why I am suddenly in a room with Scott? I better not ask questions...*smiles winningly at the author*
Author: *smacks forehead and goes off in search for Kurt*
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Kurt: *BAMF* No! I will not be forced into a fic where I am paired up with a person who isn't Kitty! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Author: Damn, he knows me too well. *clears throat* Kurt, I promise you'll be paired up with Kitty. Now, come with me, you're essential to my plotless thingy.
Kurt: *comes out from corner* Promise? No Tabitha? No... *retches* Toad? Absolutely NO Scott?
Author: Promise. Everything will be put into place....
Kurt: Fine. *grins and disappears*
Author: So gullible... *guilty pang* Allright, It looks like this is going to be a Kurtty...
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*Lance, Tabitha, Toad, Jubilee, Alex, Jean, Evan, and Rogue suddenly all appear in *the* room*
Rogue: Ah, this is just peachy.
Evan: Duuuur?
Toad: Yo, I know what this is...
Tabitha: Ugh, not ANOTHER one...
Lance: Pietro?
*Pietro runs at them at *normal* speed, looking frightened*
Lance: Pietro, hurry up and explain this to us...As if we don't already know...
Pietro: I can't run any faster! My power is just...just...GONE!! *sniffles*
Evan: ARGH! It's Pietro! *tries to throw a spike at him and can't* HEY!
Tabitha: *annoyed* Shut up, Evan. *tries to blow his pants down with a plasma ball* HEY! WHAT THE-!!!
Jean: It would seem our powers don't work.
*Everyone notices Jean*
Jean: *blinks* What?
Scott: Hi.
*Everyone notices Scott*
Scott: *who can tell if he blinks?* Dur.
Jean: *notices doll Scott is holding* Scott, what is that?
Scott: *Hides JD* Noooooothing. Nothing at all.
Lance: *Grabs at JD and snags it and bursts out laughing*
Kurt and Kitty: Huh?
Everyone Else: Join the crowd.
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Meanwhile...
Lance: It's a Jean doll!
Scott: *blushing* Give it back fishbowl head!
Jean: *blinks* Jean doll?
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AN:: Yes, this is one sad chapter. But...there is a way you can make it happier... REVIEW!
Lance: She's a lunatic.
Kurt: Ja, I'd stay away.
Scott: Duuuuuuur.
Jean: *dazed* Jean DOLL??!!
Pietro: You decide who I get to be paired with. Please save me from the crazy author. Please.
Tabitha: One line. That's all I get??!!
Author: Yes.
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Me+Keyboard+Characters=Fun!!
-Foxtail
Chapter One- The Plotline
-or-
How I Managed to Drag Everyone In the Same Place
Kitty: (Walking through the mall, browsing through Limited Too) *hums absent-mindedly* Let's see, three quarter length...no. No strap...no. One strap...not bad! *Holds up an extremely skimpy one strap shirt* I li-...! *Kitty suddenly dissapears and the shirt falls to the floor. A few girls browsing next to her look at each other.*
Girl 1: *blink* OoooooooK.
Girl2: Like, she could of hung up this perfectly good skimpy one sleeve! How rude!
Girl1: What size is that?...
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Scott: So, um, how are you doing, Jean?
JD:....
Scott: No answer, that's cool... so, are you going to Duncan's party?
JD:......
Scott: If that's a no, I have these great tickets to the movies!....
*silence*
JD: *head falls limply to it's shoulder*
Scott: *sighs* I guess I'll practice on you again tommorow...
*Picks up JD and and starts to put it away when he suddenly disappears, bringing JD with him*
*Seconds later Scott falls in the middle of a blank white room, JD falling besides him*
Scott: Duuur? Where could I be?
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*Pietro's clutching his stomach in hunger and has a mad look on his face*
Pietro: *shuffles through the Brotherhood refridgerator and produces...NOTHING!!*
Peitro: *produces nothing* Damn.
*Author rolls eyes and decides now is the time to enforce her plotless device...thingy*
Pietro: *disappears and lands next to Scott, who is searching around the blank nothingness of a room*
Pietro: * stands and brushes himself off, prepared for another fic where the author has no plot but just throws him in because he can be paired with *someone*
Pietro: Damn Right! Why should I be in a fic where my charming good looks are lost on nobody? Hold on, that didn't make any...
Author: Pietro, you know too much. You are now rendered... not knowing...ish. Yes! Not knowingish is the state you will be in!
Pietro: *blinks* Riiiiiiiight. *Notices a dejected looking Scott for the first time.... and also a doll that Scott is trying to hide behind his back* *Rolls eyes* Why god? I better not be paired with *him*.
Scott: *clutches JD without acknolowdging Pietro*
Author: *shudders* No. I have...non-yaoi plans for you. Now, stop talking to me! I don't want to be a self inserted character!
Pietro: Aren't you already?
Author: *growls* You are asking to be paired up with Scott. One more word, smarty, one wore word.
Pietro: *exaggerates innocence and acting like he has *no* clue that there is an Author controlling every action he makes*
Pietro: Golly gee whiz, I wonder why I am suddenly in a room with Scott? I better not ask questions...*smiles winningly at the author*
Author: *smacks forehead and goes off in search for Kurt*
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Kurt: *BAMF* No! I will not be forced into a fic where I am paired up with a person who isn't Kitty! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Author: Damn, he knows me too well. *clears throat* Kurt, I promise you'll be paired up with Kitty. Now, come with me, you're essential to my plotless thingy.
Kurt: *comes out from corner* Promise? No Tabitha? No... *retches* Toad? Absolutely NO Scott?
Author: Promise. Everything will be put into place....
Kurt: Fine. *grins and disappears*
Author: So gullible... *guilty pang* Allright, It looks like this is going to be a Kurtty...
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*Lance, Tabitha, Toad, Jubilee, Alex, Jean, Evan, and Rogue suddenly all appear in *the* room*
Rogue: Ah, this is just peachy.
Evan: Duuuur?
Toad: Yo, I know what this is...
Tabitha: Ugh, not ANOTHER one...
Lance: Pietro?
*Pietro runs at them at *normal* speed, looking frightened*
Lance: Pietro, hurry up and explain this to us...As if we don't already know...
Pietro: I can't run any faster! My power is just...just...GONE!! *sniffles*
Evan: ARGH! It's Pietro! *tries to throw a spike at him and can't* HEY!
Tabitha: *annoyed* Shut up, Evan. *tries to blow his pants down with a plasma ball* HEY! WHAT THE-!!!
Jean: It would seem our powers don't work.
*Everyone notices Jean*
Jean: *blinks* What?
Scott: Hi.
*Everyone notices Scott*
Scott: *who can tell if he blinks?* Dur.
Jean: *notices doll Scott is holding* Scott, what is that?
Scott: *Hides JD* Noooooothing. Nothing at all.
Lance: *Grabs at JD and snags it and bursts out laughing*
Kurt and Kitty: Huh?
Everyone Else: Join the crowd.
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Meanwhile...
Lance: It's a Jean doll!
Scott: *blushing* Give it back fishbowl head!
Jean: *blinks* Jean doll?
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AN:: Yes, this is one sad chapter. But...there is a way you can make it happier... REVIEW!
Lance: She's a lunatic.
Kurt: Ja, I'd stay away.
Scott: Duuuuuuur.
Jean: *dazed* Jean DOLL??!!
Pietro: You decide who I get to be paired with. Please save me from the crazy author. Please.
Tabitha: One line. That's all I get??!!
Author: Yes.