Three of the Marauders sat in Professor McGonagalls office with pleading looks on their faces, they had been there for the past hour and McGonagall was getting tired of them being there seeing as she's a very busy teacher

Sirius: "Please Professor, come on nothing bad will come out of it."

McGonagall: "For the 11th time, Mr Black, I am not letting either of you be in charge of next years Sorting."

Peter:" Actually its the 12th time. Remember the singing Christmas tree last month" He abruptedly closed his mouth seeing as James and Sirius were looking at him with looks that meant he was going to pay for that very soon.

McGonagall: That was you? I should have guessed, who else would make a singing Christmas tree materialize in the middle of the Great hall at the biggining of June.

James:" Thanks for sharing that with our dear beloved head of house, Peter"

Sirius:" Dear beloved...?"

James:" Yeah, I love you Professor. But not as much as Lily Evans, my angel in disguise."

Sirius: " Ah yes, Lily Evans"

James: "are you hitting on my future girlfriends name?"

Sirius: " No lover boy, back to the subject matter..." and shes beginning to crack this plan of mine and James is gonna work, especially the part where we stopped Wormtail from talking. He'll just get us detention or something.

James: "purrrrrrrrrleeeeeeeease Professor,"

McGonagall: "Alright, alright, im sick of you asking me. We will go and talk to the headmaster tomorrow at 5 o'clock meet up outside the stone entrance."

In the Gryffindor common room

James: " Yes, she totally bought it"

Sirius: "Of course she did, after I turned on the charm"

James: "might I remind you who said she was a fantastic teacher"

Sirius: " James, you told her that you love her"

James: " oh no I hope Lily doesn't find out"

Sirius: " I told you before write a letter to that friend of mine"

James: "I am not writing to anybody called Mr Butkisa"

Peter:" You should really write that letter James he really helped me find the right ointment for my rash"

James: "Wormtail, I really don't want to know about any rash of yours"

Peter: "your loss" and went to find Remus sat in their dormitory.

Later that night

James was sat in the chair by the fire. He really thought he needed help winning Lily. Might as well give Padfoots friend a try. So he checked that everyone had gone to bed and pulled a piece of parchment out of his bag along with his quill.

Dear Mr Butkisa,

A friend of mine told me that you are a great advice giver. So here goes.

There's this girl that I really like, her name is Loly Avens. She's really pretty but has a quick temper, i've been asking her out for 5 years and she still says no. i don't think she gets the message yet.

Please help Jerry.

There is no way that i'm going to give our real names away if Padfoot knows him.

This is going to be good!