Author's Note: Ok, It's my first Rurouni Kenshin fic, and I've only seen a
few episodes. I did read the manga series though! Well, okay, I don't have
any Rurouni manga, but I did read all of it on the internet! *mutters about
evil money and poor people* Please R&R! -Blackspeed_Mistress
Disclaimer: I no own! No sues! No sues! Characters no mine! Waahhhh!
Unexpected to the world, it's - The Chibi Virus!
Once upon a time, there was a great sorcerer convention in a small town called- well, you don't need to know the name of the town. All you need to know for now is that there was a great sorcerer convention. Yeah. And in this sorcerer convention, there was a decision made to trigger events among the people they were watching. Although these sorcerers and sorceresses preferred the terms authors and authoresses, they had great power. The decision they made had triggered events challenging even the most twisted realities. They ultimately named this particular technique Chibinism.
Chibinism took all sorts of forms, magic, items, magic items, or for the sake of being chibi itself. The one in our story takes form as a disease. The virus, or all forms Chibinism are not harmful. Harmful others, most likely, but not harmful to the carriers in any way. This is the tale of when Kenshin Himura caught the Chibi Disease.
Our favorite hero was taking a walk on this beautiful full-moon night, contemplating whether to do the laundry tomorrow. That is, until his fate approached.
"Woof woof!"
Kenshin looked down. A small white puppy was barking at him and sitting at his feet. His fur looked like it was glowing from the light of the moon, and his eyes were glinting mischievously. The Rurouni bent down to pet it.
"Hello there, little fellow. Are you lost?"
"Grrrrr!" SNAP!
"Ouch!" His poor hand was securely clamped in the puppy's mouth. Hard. He pried it out of the attacker's jaws with effort. The puppy darted off into the shadows, leaving his victim behind. Kenshin checked his slightly gnawed hand.
"It's bleeding." He thought as he saw the small puncture wounds on the back of his hand. The dark crimson liquid was starting to leak out.
"It's not that bad. I might as well go back to Miss Kaoru and the others now." He continued, and headed home.
In the dark alleyway, a strange figure patted the small puppy on the head as he watched the red haired man walk away.
"Excellent." He evilly cooed. His plan was working just fine. The puppy barked in consent.
"Himura Kenshin will be mine! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
-Next Morning-
"Kenshin!" Kaoru cheerfully bubbled as she stood in front of his room, "Breakfast is ready! Kenshin?"
She opened the door and found a little kid, around the age of four, tucked in and peacefully sleeping on Kenshin's futon. He had long red hair peeking out of the covers, and a cross-shaped scar on his cheek. He slowly woke up, rubbing the sleepiness from his eyes and sat upright. The boy opened his rich violet eyes and let a smile cross his face. He noticed a shocked Kaoru in the doorway, and replied in the cutest way possible.
"Good Mowning Miss Kaowu!" Kaoru, shocked beyond belief and the cuteness of it all, rolled her eyes up in her head and-
THUMP!
She fainted on the spot. Sanosuke and Yahiko, awoken by the sudden noise, rushed to the origin. They saw the poor woman on the floor, and immediately expected the worst.
"Hey kid, what would scare Little Missy here enough to pass out?" He asked, cracking his knuckles. Yahiko dragged her and leaned her against the wall, while taking out his shinai.
"I don't know. Maybe someone broke in through Kenshin's room?"
"But wouldn't Kenshin stop `em before they did anything? Kinda strange, don't you think?"
Yahiko nodded and prepared to go in with Sanosuke to stop the trespasser. Boy, did they get a surprise.
"Kenshin?" Yahiko sputtered, now looking at the small kid. Kenshin had a mild look of confusion as he looked at the young swordsman with innocent eyes.
"Yahiko? What happen to Miss Kaowu?"
Since Yahiko was a boy, hence immune to the cuteness, he didn't faint. However, it did get him helplessly lost. He glanced at Sanosuke, who looked at Kenshin with as much surprise.
"Kenshin? Is that you, buddy?" The little boy regarded Sanosuke with the same look.
"Sano! Miss Kaowu went sleepys!"
"Kid," Sanosuke muttered. "You better call Megumi."
-20 Minutes Later-
"You called me for THIS?" Megumi harangued while she stared at the mini- Kenshin. Kaoru, who had woken up, choked.
"What do you mean by that?! Look! That's Kenshin!" She pointed at the kid, who was now playing with Yahiko's hair. The doctor merely shrugged.
"So? He's in no harm. Kinda cute, too." The young lady growled in a very un-ladylike manner.
"Kenshin is a KID. A CHILD! How can a full grown man turn into a toddler like that?!"
"Chibi disease." Megumi curtly retorted.
"What?"
"Chibi disease. I've seen a case of this before."
Sanosuke eyed the doctor questioningly while chewing his fish bone. "And what does this disease really do?"
"Well," She started, "Turning into a toddler is one of the effects, as you see. Another is that he forgets he's really supposed to be an adult in the first place, along with some other things. Is depends how bad he got it. Does he know your names" They all nod, with the exception of Yahiko, who's head is still being used as a play-toy for chibi-Kenshin. "Good. Another is that he'll act based on his feelings. In other words, if he gets angry, he's gonna act on that."
"Does that mean he could become Battousai?" Yahiko asked. Megumi shook her head.
"I don't know, but you better keep him away from the violence. I'd rather not see a little five-year-old slaughter full-grown men."
"Miss Megumy, can you stay and play wit me?" Chibi-Kenshin asked, turning his dangerously cute pout to Megumi. She smiled and patted him on his head.
"I'm sorry Kenshin, but I have work to do."
"I don't get it." Kaoru muttered.
"Get what?" Megumi asked.
"How do you resist the cuteness?"
The doctor gave Kaoru a sly smile.
"Lots of practice. Believe me." She grabbed her medicine bag and turned to the exit.
"Give him a day or two. The virus should be dead by then. Oh, and you better hope Kenshin wasn't a misfit when he was a kid. Bye."
Kaoru sighed as she watched Chibi-Kenshin make his way towards her.
"This is going to be a while."
Author's Notes: Remember to Read and Review! Tell me if I should keep going! I'm out! ~Blackspeed_Mistress
Disclaimer: I no own! No sues! No sues! Characters no mine! Waahhhh!
Unexpected to the world, it's - The Chibi Virus!
Once upon a time, there was a great sorcerer convention in a small town called- well, you don't need to know the name of the town. All you need to know for now is that there was a great sorcerer convention. Yeah. And in this sorcerer convention, there was a decision made to trigger events among the people they were watching. Although these sorcerers and sorceresses preferred the terms authors and authoresses, they had great power. The decision they made had triggered events challenging even the most twisted realities. They ultimately named this particular technique Chibinism.
Chibinism took all sorts of forms, magic, items, magic items, or for the sake of being chibi itself. The one in our story takes form as a disease. The virus, or all forms Chibinism are not harmful. Harmful others, most likely, but not harmful to the carriers in any way. This is the tale of when Kenshin Himura caught the Chibi Disease.
Our favorite hero was taking a walk on this beautiful full-moon night, contemplating whether to do the laundry tomorrow. That is, until his fate approached.
"Woof woof!"
Kenshin looked down. A small white puppy was barking at him and sitting at his feet. His fur looked like it was glowing from the light of the moon, and his eyes were glinting mischievously. The Rurouni bent down to pet it.
"Hello there, little fellow. Are you lost?"
"Grrrrr!" SNAP!
"Ouch!" His poor hand was securely clamped in the puppy's mouth. Hard. He pried it out of the attacker's jaws with effort. The puppy darted off into the shadows, leaving his victim behind. Kenshin checked his slightly gnawed hand.
"It's bleeding." He thought as he saw the small puncture wounds on the back of his hand. The dark crimson liquid was starting to leak out.
"It's not that bad. I might as well go back to Miss Kaoru and the others now." He continued, and headed home.
In the dark alleyway, a strange figure patted the small puppy on the head as he watched the red haired man walk away.
"Excellent." He evilly cooed. His plan was working just fine. The puppy barked in consent.
"Himura Kenshin will be mine! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
-Next Morning-
"Kenshin!" Kaoru cheerfully bubbled as she stood in front of his room, "Breakfast is ready! Kenshin?"
She opened the door and found a little kid, around the age of four, tucked in and peacefully sleeping on Kenshin's futon. He had long red hair peeking out of the covers, and a cross-shaped scar on his cheek. He slowly woke up, rubbing the sleepiness from his eyes and sat upright. The boy opened his rich violet eyes and let a smile cross his face. He noticed a shocked Kaoru in the doorway, and replied in the cutest way possible.
"Good Mowning Miss Kaowu!" Kaoru, shocked beyond belief and the cuteness of it all, rolled her eyes up in her head and-
THUMP!
She fainted on the spot. Sanosuke and Yahiko, awoken by the sudden noise, rushed to the origin. They saw the poor woman on the floor, and immediately expected the worst.
"Hey kid, what would scare Little Missy here enough to pass out?" He asked, cracking his knuckles. Yahiko dragged her and leaned her against the wall, while taking out his shinai.
"I don't know. Maybe someone broke in through Kenshin's room?"
"But wouldn't Kenshin stop `em before they did anything? Kinda strange, don't you think?"
Yahiko nodded and prepared to go in with Sanosuke to stop the trespasser. Boy, did they get a surprise.
"Kenshin?" Yahiko sputtered, now looking at the small kid. Kenshin had a mild look of confusion as he looked at the young swordsman with innocent eyes.
"Yahiko? What happen to Miss Kaowu?"
Since Yahiko was a boy, hence immune to the cuteness, he didn't faint. However, it did get him helplessly lost. He glanced at Sanosuke, who looked at Kenshin with as much surprise.
"Kenshin? Is that you, buddy?" The little boy regarded Sanosuke with the same look.
"Sano! Miss Kaowu went sleepys!"
"Kid," Sanosuke muttered. "You better call Megumi."
-20 Minutes Later-
"You called me for THIS?" Megumi harangued while she stared at the mini- Kenshin. Kaoru, who had woken up, choked.
"What do you mean by that?! Look! That's Kenshin!" She pointed at the kid, who was now playing with Yahiko's hair. The doctor merely shrugged.
"So? He's in no harm. Kinda cute, too." The young lady growled in a very un-ladylike manner.
"Kenshin is a KID. A CHILD! How can a full grown man turn into a toddler like that?!"
"Chibi disease." Megumi curtly retorted.
"What?"
"Chibi disease. I've seen a case of this before."
Sanosuke eyed the doctor questioningly while chewing his fish bone. "And what does this disease really do?"
"Well," She started, "Turning into a toddler is one of the effects, as you see. Another is that he forgets he's really supposed to be an adult in the first place, along with some other things. Is depends how bad he got it. Does he know your names" They all nod, with the exception of Yahiko, who's head is still being used as a play-toy for chibi-Kenshin. "Good. Another is that he'll act based on his feelings. In other words, if he gets angry, he's gonna act on that."
"Does that mean he could become Battousai?" Yahiko asked. Megumi shook her head.
"I don't know, but you better keep him away from the violence. I'd rather not see a little five-year-old slaughter full-grown men."
"Miss Megumy, can you stay and play wit me?" Chibi-Kenshin asked, turning his dangerously cute pout to Megumi. She smiled and patted him on his head.
"I'm sorry Kenshin, but I have work to do."
"I don't get it." Kaoru muttered.
"Get what?" Megumi asked.
"How do you resist the cuteness?"
The doctor gave Kaoru a sly smile.
"Lots of practice. Believe me." She grabbed her medicine bag and turned to the exit.
"Give him a day or two. The virus should be dead by then. Oh, and you better hope Kenshin wasn't a misfit when he was a kid. Bye."
Kaoru sighed as she watched Chibi-Kenshin make his way towards her.
"This is going to be a while."
Author's Notes: Remember to Read and Review! Tell me if I should keep going! I'm out! ~Blackspeed_Mistress