So JadeTiger and I came up with a really mixed up Naruto fic, but have neither the time or the will power to write it. Will power being consumed by laughter. So We thought we'd still post the results.

What if the Academy was putting on a play, to test the memory skills of its students. As a new event the people involved may make zero sense to the average reader, but we tried honest! Ever see where the actors in the play are given their roles by random? Signing a board with odd connecting lines that lead down to the roles they'll be playing. Well this is the main concept of what happened. The play:

Romeo & Juliet

Top 13 roles selected: 

Friar Laurence (marries them)		 Balthasar (Romeo's servant)

Escalus (Prince)				 Lady Capulet

Lady Montague 				 Montague

Capulet 					 Juliet's Nurse

Benvolio (Romeo's friend)			 Mercutio (Romeo's friend)

Tybalt (Juliet's cousin)			 Romeo

Juliet

Set 1 

R&J Character		 Naruto Character

Friar Laurence			 Shikamaru

Balthasar 	 		 Naruto

Escalus 				 Ten Ten

Lady Capulet 			 Ino

Lady Montague 			Konohamaru

Montague 				 Sakura

Capulet 				 Neji

Nurse 				 Kiba

Benvolio 				 Shino

Mercutio 				 Hinata

Tybalt 				 Sasuke

Romeo 				 Choji

Juliet 				 Rock Lee

Set 2 

R&J Character		 Naruto Character

Friar Laurence 			 Kiba

Balthasar 			 Choji

Escalus 				 Naruto

Lady Capulet 			 Neji

Lady Montague 			Konohamaru

Montague 				 Rock Lee

Capulet 				 Ten Ten

Nurse 				 Shino

Benvolio 				 Sasuke

Mercutio 				 Ino

Tybalt 				 Sakura

Romeo 				 Hinata

Juliet 				 Shikamaru

Set 3 

R&J Character		 Naruto Character

Friar Laurence 			 Ino

Balthasar 			 Shikamaru

Escalus 				 Naruto

Lady Capulet 			Konohamaru

Lady Montague 			 Rock Lee

Montague 				 Kiba

Capulet 				 Choji

Nurse 				 Shino

Benvolio 				 Hinata

Mercutio 				 Sasuke

Tybalt 				 Ten Ten

Romeo 				 Neji

Juliet				 Sakura

Set 4 

R&J Character		 Naruto Character

Friar Laurence 			Konohamaru

Balthasar 			 Choji

Escalus 				 Rock Lee

Lady Capulet 			 Shikamaru

Lady Montague 			 Sakura

Montague 				 Naruto

Capulet				 Ten Ten

Nurse 				 Ino

Benvolio 				 Sasuke

Mercutio 				 Shino

Tybalt 				 Hinata

Romeo 				 Kiba

Juliet				 Neji

Well that takes care of the random drawings. Yes we randomly drew all those. Interseting aren't they? JadeTiger says its interesting how Naruto usually plays a role of power, but has little stage time. Except for the last set Hinata is usually part of Romeo's gang. See anything else?

Now its time for our picks. These weren't random, we thought about these. Serious ones and Comedic ones. The serious ones are still oriented towards a possible episode (so sorta interesting roles).

Set 5 (Serious) 

R&J Character		 Naruto Character

Friar Laurence 			 Shikamaru

Balthasar 			 Shino

Escalus			 	Konohamaru

Lady Capulet			 Ino

Lady Montague 			 Ten Ten

Montague 				 Neji

Capulet 				 Choji

Nurse 				 Sakura

Benvolio 				 Kiba

Mercutio				 Naruto

Tybalt 				 Rock Lee

Romeo 				 Sasuke

Juliet				 Hinata

Set 6 (Comedic) 

R&J Character		 Naruto Character

Friar Laurence 			 Shino

Balthasar 			Konohamaru

Escalus 			 	 Ten Ten

Lady Capulet 			 Choji

Lady Montague 			 Kiba

Montague 				 Ino

Capulet 			 Sakura

Nurse 			 Sasuke

Benvolio				 Neji

Mercutio			 Hinata

Tybalt 			 Shikamaru

Romeo 			 Naruto

Juliet			 Rock Lee

Now tell us which is your favorite Set by reviewing this fic. Which isn't really a fic. But if you'd like to use this demo as a set up and write this, go for it. Just email us when you do.

We are also aware that the formatting on this thing sucks, but FF.net doesn't recognize most of the html tags I use.

Tuskafel & JadeTiger