Chapter 1: Ouendan Drug PSA

Note: This part of the fanfic takes place between Ouendan 1 and 2.

(It's a bright and sunny day at Tokyo University. Tsuyoshi Hanada (The same guy from the Loop and Loop and Zenryoku Shonen levels) is beginning his first day at the college)

Tsuyoshi: (Gets off a public bus and looks at the school) I'm ready.

(He walks down the path to the school when he is stopped by a shady man in a trench coat and fedora hat and carrying a brief case)

Man: Hey, kid.

Tsuyoshi: (Turns around and looks at him) Can I help you?

Man: No, but I can help you.

Tsuyoshi: How?

Man: Listen, kid. College is a very stressful place you know. Lot of work, bullies up the yin-yang. You'll be stressed out 24/7.

Tsuyoshi: No, I think I'll be fine. In fact I'm rather excited.

Man: Trust me, pal. College is no fairy tale world. You need some of these to help you relax once in a while.

(He opens the brief case revealing all kinds of drugs, marijuana, ecstasy, cocaine, meth, etc.)

Tsuyoshi: (In his mind) These are drugs. My parents warned me about these things.

(In a flashback he recalls when his parents taught him about drugs)

Tsuyoshi's dad: Drugs are no laughing matter son.

Tsuyoshi's mom: Yes. They ruin lives, including yours and the people around you. They can kill you.

Tsuyoshi's dad: That is if the cops don't get you first. Drugs are illegal.

(Back to present day)

Tsuyoshi: Uh, no thanks.

Man: Come on, boy. Take it. You look rather stressed. Why don't you take one right now. I won't leave you alone until you take at least one.

Tsuyoshi: O-O-O…..OUENDAAAAAAAAN!

(Out of nowhere, Ryuta Ippongi, Atsushi Saito, and Ittetsu Suzuki jump out of some bushes and start cheering Tsuyoshi on to not take the drugs. The song in the background is the song from the 80s PSA "Be an Original." At the end of the song, this happens)

Tsuyoshi: (Knocks the briefcase out of the man's hands)

Man: What are you doing?

Tsuyoshi: Not taking your drugs, that's what I'm doing! HELP! POLICE! POLICE!

(Officers Dan and Joe (the officers from the Shanghai Honey level) come up to the drug dealer and arrest him, pushing him in the police car as they drive off)

Ryuta: Good job saying no to that man, Tsuyoshi-san.

Tsuyoshi: Thanks. I'm aware of the dangers that drugs bring, so that's why I didn't want it.

Ryuta: Good to know. Atsushi-san, Ittetsu-san, take Tsuyoshi-san to his class so he won't be late.

Atsushi and Ittetsu: Sir yes sir!

(The two take Tsuyoshi to class, giving Ryuta some time alone with the viewer, or reader in this case)

Ryuta: I feel as if you should all know, drugs are no good. They are illegal, unhealthy, and they are not a good alternative to unwind and relax. Heck, drugs can even kill you, and if you are caught doing or selling drugs, you're looking at a long jail sentence that lasts a couple of years. I don't want your lives to get cut short just because you wanted to do some drugs. Even if you're morbidly curious, never do it. Once you do, you might never stop, and you'll become an addict. No one at Ouendan does drugs, and that's because we follow golden rule. "Don't do blow! Always say no!