A TARDIS lands far away. Its chameleon circuit disguises it as a rock. Someone is waiting for it.
Atrak the Gallifreyan and Axtren the Alternian have scheduled a meeting. They have found each other, across the void between dimensions, in completely different multiverses, through a freak coincidence too absurd to explain here. They have something in common.
Atrak opens his TARDIS's door. He's short, with glasses and black hair. He's wearing a blue sweater. "Hello, Mr. Vaydok."
"Hello, Mr… whatever your full name was. Too long for me to pronounce anyways."
"Atrakelifeniraxabeycharatifirovetovediretaslaros. Currently in my fifth incarnation. But you knew that."
"Yeah. So. Want to start?"
"Of course."
He turns to the sky of this strange planet. "You created us, didn't you? You created us for your every need. You created us for FAN FICTION!"
Suddenly, they stop moving. Time has frozen.
Another universe. …has, space, frozen, period. Heh, heh.