The HP Characters Truth or Dare
By: Chickie
*we see the HP characters (Harry, Hermione, Ron and Malfoy) in a dark room with no windows and no doors… Spooky*
Harry: Where are we?
Hermione: Isn't it obvious? This is another fanfic.
Everyone minus Hermione: *groans*
*the door opens and a girl with dark hair and a wand comes in*
Chickie: Hello. *evil grin*
Malfoy: Hi. (slightly nervous
Everyone but Malfoy: *smiles nervously*
Chickie: That's right. Be afraid. Be very afraid. *evil grin grows wider*
Hermione: W-w-hy a-are we h-h-here?
Chickie: Shut up you idiot, although I suppose that I will have to answer your question if I ever expect to see you guys doing anything. *cheerful smile* All of you will be playing a little muggle game called 'Truth or Dare'.
Harry: *eyes grow wider* TRUTH OR DARE?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HAVE MERCY!!
Chickie: Sorry, but that's not in the job description.
Ron: What's the matter Harry? It doesn't sound that bad.
Chickie: *rolls eyes* "Ignorance is bliss"
Hermione: T-truth o-o-r d-d-d-d-are? *groans*
Malfoy: Please explain this game. It is probably as stupid as those foul muggles anyway. *cowers as Chickie raises an eyebrow at him*
Chickie: Ask *Victor Krum imitation ahead* 'Herm-o-ninny' or Potter. They'll know. Although they probably wish they didn't…
*as Harry and Hermione explain the concept and the rules of 'Truth or Dare' Chickie whistles innocently*
Malfoy: Muggles actually like this game?!?!
Ron: *is now as pale as Malfoy*
Chickie: You guys ready? *evil grin*
Harry: Can I go first?
Chickie: Unfortunately, that's a privilege reserved only for authors. Who should I pick…? *points at Hermione* HERMIONE!!
Hermione:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!W-wh-what?
Chickie: Use your head, girl!! Truth or Dare?
Hermione: Um-ah-er-I mean…
Chickie: Before you make your decision, let me fix the settings for our little adventure… *waves her wand*
*the HP characters are now in the (empty) Gryffindor common room*
Chickie: There. Now, Grungy- I mean, Granger, Truth or Dare?
Hermione: Truth? No, Dare! ::I would be laughed out of Hogwarts if they asked anything too personal!::
Chickie: So it's a dare then… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I dare you to… Rip one of your textbooks in half. And then burn the halves. MWAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: No. No. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Chickie: Sorry. It's in the rules. Do it or its Truth.
Hermione: Fine! *whimpers*
Harry: *whips a video camera out of thin air* I've got to see this!
Ron: Go for it Herm-o-ninny!! By the way, is that Krum's pet name for you? *laughs insanely*
Hermione: Shut up Ron!! Harry put that camera away!!! *grabs a textbook*
*as Hermione rips her beloved textbook in half, complete with tortured look, Ron and Draco make the Gryffindor common room echo with maniacal laughter*
Harry: *videotaping Hermione's torture session*
Hermione: *sobbing hysterically as she throws the halves of her textbook in to the flames of the fireplace* There!! Are you happy?!?! *looks at Chickie*
Chickie: *Dissaparates*
Hermione: WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU OFF TO, YOU FRICKIN' AUTHOR?!?! I PICK YOU!!!! TRUTH OR DARE?!?!
(Chickie ~Since I'm not there you can't pick me. *sticks out her tongue*)
Hermione: ARGHH!!! *looks around the common room looking for revenge* RON!!! TRUTH OR DARE?!?!
Ron: Truth. I have no secrets.
Hermione: Answer this or prepare to suffer the consequences: Do you hate girls?
Ron: YES!! I-I- mean…um… mostly… Actually…. Not really…
Hermione: YES OR NO, RON!!! ANSWER NOW!!
Ron: NO!
Harry: *still videotaping*
Malfoy: *turns to Harry* Give me a copy of that tape.
Harry: Sure.
Ron: Oh. Man. Shouldn't have said that…
Hermione: HAHAHAHAHA!!! REVENGE TASTES SO SWEET!!!
(Chickie ~I didn't know revenge had a taste. I didn't know that you could even eat revenge.)
Ron: *now as red as his hair* Shuttup. Malfoy. Truth or Dare?
Malfoy: Dare. I'm not a sissy like you, Weirdly.
Ron: Kiss Hermione. Go on, do it then.
Malfoy: *smacks Hermione on the lips**smoothly switches his smack to a passionate kiss*
Hermione: *eyes way wider then normal*
Harry: *still videotaping*
Ron: Whoa! That'll give me nightmares for about a week!
Malfoy: *wipes his mouth with the back of his hand* No problem. I did it in a fanfic once, remember?
Ron: Oh, yeah. *sigh* And I thought that you would have to live with the memory of your first kiss...
Malfoy: *shrugs* So, Harry Potty. *evil smile* Truth or Dare?
Harry: Dare. How bad can it be?
How bad can it be? Will Draco think of a decent Dare? Stay tuned and find out! Review while you're at it!
By: Chickie
*we see the HP characters (Harry, Hermione, Ron and Malfoy) in a dark room with no windows and no doors… Spooky*
Harry: Where are we?
Hermione: Isn't it obvious? This is another fanfic.
Everyone minus Hermione: *groans*
*the door opens and a girl with dark hair and a wand comes in*
Chickie: Hello. *evil grin*
Malfoy: Hi. (slightly nervous
Everyone but Malfoy: *smiles nervously*
Chickie: That's right. Be afraid. Be very afraid. *evil grin grows wider*
Hermione: W-w-hy a-are we h-h-here?
Chickie: Shut up you idiot, although I suppose that I will have to answer your question if I ever expect to see you guys doing anything. *cheerful smile* All of you will be playing a little muggle game called 'Truth or Dare'.
Harry: *eyes grow wider* TRUTH OR DARE?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HAVE MERCY!!
Chickie: Sorry, but that's not in the job description.
Ron: What's the matter Harry? It doesn't sound that bad.
Chickie: *rolls eyes* "Ignorance is bliss"
Hermione: T-truth o-o-r d-d-d-d-are? *groans*
Malfoy: Please explain this game. It is probably as stupid as those foul muggles anyway. *cowers as Chickie raises an eyebrow at him*
Chickie: Ask *Victor Krum imitation ahead* 'Herm-o-ninny' or Potter. They'll know. Although they probably wish they didn't…
*as Harry and Hermione explain the concept and the rules of 'Truth or Dare' Chickie whistles innocently*
Malfoy: Muggles actually like this game?!?!
Ron: *is now as pale as Malfoy*
Chickie: You guys ready? *evil grin*
Harry: Can I go first?
Chickie: Unfortunately, that's a privilege reserved only for authors. Who should I pick…? *points at Hermione* HERMIONE!!
Hermione:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!W-wh-what?
Chickie: Use your head, girl!! Truth or Dare?
Hermione: Um-ah-er-I mean…
Chickie: Before you make your decision, let me fix the settings for our little adventure… *waves her wand*
*the HP characters are now in the (empty) Gryffindor common room*
Chickie: There. Now, Grungy- I mean, Granger, Truth or Dare?
Hermione: Truth? No, Dare! ::I would be laughed out of Hogwarts if they asked anything too personal!::
Chickie: So it's a dare then… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I dare you to… Rip one of your textbooks in half. And then burn the halves. MWAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: No. No. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Chickie: Sorry. It's in the rules. Do it or its Truth.
Hermione: Fine! *whimpers*
Harry: *whips a video camera out of thin air* I've got to see this!
Ron: Go for it Herm-o-ninny!! By the way, is that Krum's pet name for you? *laughs insanely*
Hermione: Shut up Ron!! Harry put that camera away!!! *grabs a textbook*
*as Hermione rips her beloved textbook in half, complete with tortured look, Ron and Draco make the Gryffindor common room echo with maniacal laughter*
Harry: *videotaping Hermione's torture session*
Hermione: *sobbing hysterically as she throws the halves of her textbook in to the flames of the fireplace* There!! Are you happy?!?! *looks at Chickie*
Chickie: *Dissaparates*
Hermione: WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU OFF TO, YOU FRICKIN' AUTHOR?!?! I PICK YOU!!!! TRUTH OR DARE?!?!
(Chickie ~Since I'm not there you can't pick me. *sticks out her tongue*)
Hermione: ARGHH!!! *looks around the common room looking for revenge* RON!!! TRUTH OR DARE?!?!
Ron: Truth. I have no secrets.
Hermione: Answer this or prepare to suffer the consequences: Do you hate girls?
Ron: YES!! I-I- mean…um… mostly… Actually…. Not really…
Hermione: YES OR NO, RON!!! ANSWER NOW!!
Ron: NO!
Harry: *still videotaping*
Malfoy: *turns to Harry* Give me a copy of that tape.
Harry: Sure.
Ron: Oh. Man. Shouldn't have said that…
Hermione: HAHAHAHAHA!!! REVENGE TASTES SO SWEET!!!
(Chickie ~I didn't know revenge had a taste. I didn't know that you could even eat revenge.)
Ron: *now as red as his hair* Shuttup. Malfoy. Truth or Dare?
Malfoy: Dare. I'm not a sissy like you, Weirdly.
Ron: Kiss Hermione. Go on, do it then.
Malfoy: *smacks Hermione on the lips**smoothly switches his smack to a passionate kiss*
Hermione: *eyes way wider then normal*
Harry: *still videotaping*
Ron: Whoa! That'll give me nightmares for about a week!
Malfoy: *wipes his mouth with the back of his hand* No problem. I did it in a fanfic once, remember?
Ron: Oh, yeah. *sigh* And I thought that you would have to live with the memory of your first kiss...
Malfoy: *shrugs* So, Harry Potty. *evil smile* Truth or Dare?
Harry: Dare. How bad can it be?
How bad can it be? Will Draco think of a decent Dare? Stay tuned and find out! Review while you're at it!