Disclaimer: My Name isn't J.K. Rowling 'cus if it was, this story would be
written a hell of a lot better!
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A/N: This is the lamest one-shot fic in the world! But I got a few kicks out of writing it!!!
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Harry: hey guys!
Hermione: hey Harry.
Ron: Sup dude?
Harry: I was like walking and I like found this plastic bag full of this whitish powdery stuff.
Hermione: Le' me see
Harry: *hands the bag to Hermione*
Hermione: Dude! This is like, COCAINE!
Harry: WHAT!!! I thought it looked familiar. *Harry thinks for a second* I think I found some of this stuff in my cousin Dudley's room before.
Hermione: Dude! Your cousin is wacked!!!
Harry: No kidding.
Ron: I'm confused.
Harry: What else is new?
Ron: *Sits not understanding what Harry meant* (Five hours later.) *scowl*
Hermione: This stuff is illegal yo!
Harry: No shit bitch!
Ron: Who da Bitch now!?!?!
Harry & Hermione: You, fu! (Fool)
Hermione: *Drops bag of white stuff by "accident"* Oops!
Harry: Yo bitch what the hell is ur problem???
~~~~~~~~BAG EXPLODES ON CONTACT WITH THE FLOOR~~~~~~~~
Ron: Shit!
~~~~~~~~WHITE POWDER RISES FROM THE GROUND~~~~~~~~
Harry, Ron, Hermione: *sniff*
Ron: WHOA!!! My head.
Hermione: Pretty colors!!!
Harry: TAKE ME WITH YOU LITTLE BIRDY!!! *Jumps on top of mantel piece trying to gain enough height to fly away with the little "birdie"*
Ron: What is this shit!?!?!?
Hermione: It's cocaine you MOTHER ****ER!!!
Ron: Quit PMS'n bitch!!!
Hermione: **** off ho!!!
Ron: I ain't no ho, bitch!!!
*Ron and Hermione continue to sling racial slurs at each other*
Harry: DAMN BIRD!!! *Pulls out musket* TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! *shoots Ron in the leg.*
Ron: ouch.
Hermione: Oh! You think just cus' you bleeding that means you can get out of a conversation with me?!?!?
Ron: Well. yeah.
Hermione: Ahhhhh!!! *grabs musket from Harry* DIE BITCH DIE!!! *Shoots Ron in the head*
Harry: I found that incredibly sexy Hermione.
Hermione: I think your bird is sexy.
Harry: Hell yeah!
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A/N: I think you can guess what happened next. R&R!!!!!!!
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A/N: This is the lamest one-shot fic in the world! But I got a few kicks out of writing it!!!
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Harry: hey guys!
Hermione: hey Harry.
Ron: Sup dude?
Harry: I was like walking and I like found this plastic bag full of this whitish powdery stuff.
Hermione: Le' me see
Harry: *hands the bag to Hermione*
Hermione: Dude! This is like, COCAINE!
Harry: WHAT!!! I thought it looked familiar. *Harry thinks for a second* I think I found some of this stuff in my cousin Dudley's room before.
Hermione: Dude! Your cousin is wacked!!!
Harry: No kidding.
Ron: I'm confused.
Harry: What else is new?
Ron: *Sits not understanding what Harry meant* (Five hours later.) *scowl*
Hermione: This stuff is illegal yo!
Harry: No shit bitch!
Ron: Who da Bitch now!?!?!
Harry & Hermione: You, fu! (Fool)
Hermione: *Drops bag of white stuff by "accident"* Oops!
Harry: Yo bitch what the hell is ur problem???
~~~~~~~~BAG EXPLODES ON CONTACT WITH THE FLOOR~~~~~~~~
Ron: Shit!
~~~~~~~~WHITE POWDER RISES FROM THE GROUND~~~~~~~~
Harry, Ron, Hermione: *sniff*
Ron: WHOA!!! My head.
Hermione: Pretty colors!!!
Harry: TAKE ME WITH YOU LITTLE BIRDY!!! *Jumps on top of mantel piece trying to gain enough height to fly away with the little "birdie"*
Ron: What is this shit!?!?!?
Hermione: It's cocaine you MOTHER ****ER!!!
Ron: Quit PMS'n bitch!!!
Hermione: **** off ho!!!
Ron: I ain't no ho, bitch!!!
*Ron and Hermione continue to sling racial slurs at each other*
Harry: DAMN BIRD!!! *Pulls out musket* TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! *shoots Ron in the leg.*
Ron: ouch.
Hermione: Oh! You think just cus' you bleeding that means you can get out of a conversation with me?!?!?
Ron: Well. yeah.
Hermione: Ahhhhh!!! *grabs musket from Harry* DIE BITCH DIE!!! *Shoots Ron in the head*
Harry: I found that incredibly sexy Hermione.
Hermione: I think your bird is sexy.
Harry: Hell yeah!
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A/N: I think you can guess what happened next. R&R!!!!!!!