One sad day, during a fight with Eggmann, Sonic lost all his rings so he died.
"YIS I FINALLY DEFEATE MY GREATEST ENEMIE" shouted Eggman as he took victory laps and proceeded to skip home gleefully. He ate pancakes in celebration
"Oh no zsonic I'll miss youi forever!" bawled Amy, rushing towards his corpse.
"I never loved you Am' stated the ghost of xsonic, coming up behind her
"Rude if you werent a ghost i'd kill you" thretend Amy
"Yeah too bad I am a ghhost LOL" then he took the nucler missle that was hidden along with his other personal effects and blasted Amy away.
"ow" Amu said as she die.
There was a funerla (for Sonice, not amy- nobody seemed to notice Amy was gone whoops)
Some people showed up (not Amy, remember, she's dead LOL)
ok not a lot of people were there, only two people showed up it was Tals and Nuckles
Knuckle left early, he just wanted to see sonic's dead body (because he alway dreamed of being a mortician so it fascinated him.)
Tail was kind of sad but then he rememberd Sonics money- he might inherit it!
Then the funeral ended
they moved on with their lives.
Tails got sonic's money and Knuckls becam a mortician just like he dreamed!
Then Tails got pnomneunia and died!
there was a funerl,
some people showed up
jk it was only Knuckle coming to take his cosrpse to the morgue LOL.
Then eggman finished his pancakes.
They weren't as tasty as he had hoped, turns out he wasn't quite fond of the flavor. He decided next time he'd buy name brand.
The end