Disclaimer: Nope sadly I do not own any of the Gundam Wing characters. They
are not, never were and never will be mine.
Warnings: Stupidity, stupidity and oh yeah lots and lots and lots of Relena
Bashing.
Note: Hey everyone. Just wanted to let you all know that in actuality this
story died a long, long time ago. However I have started writing again and
have decided to fix it up. I hope you enjoy as much as others did when it
first came out. ^_^
(P.S. To any FanFiction.Net official that may be reading this for some
weird reason, this story was in this format before you made the rule that
it couldn't be so I have left it that way with a few revisions. Please
don't be mad and delete it ^_^)
Symbol Key: *text* = action
=thinking
(P.S. (again) The information given is based on New York law restrictions I
don't know how old they would really have to be to be able to drive!)
Driving is Easy
Chapter One: Heigh ho Heigh ho It's off to the DMV we go!
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It was a warm spring day and the G-boys were lounging around one of Quatre's many estates. All was well in their own little world until...
Heeeeeerooooo!!!!!!
Heero's ears perked up and swallowed nervously. Could it be her? It couldn't be they were far away from the Sanc Kingdom.
*Loud pounding on front door*
Quatre: Rashid, please answer the front door.
Rashid: Yes master Quatre *mumbling* I'm not the butler I just like to serve you...wait that makes no sense. *Opens door* Hello welcome to the Winner estate may I help -y *Gets bowled over by Relena and Noin who quickly jump over his now trampled body.*
Relena : Heeeeeero!!!
Heero stands completely still while she hangs from him still screeching his name like a lunatic until glass begins to break and everyone even Noin had to cover their ears in agony.
Wufei: Onna, in the name of Nataku shut up!!!
She ignores Wufei and continues screeching until she is satisfied causing everyone to crouch low to the ground except Trowa who is amazingly sitting at a nearby table reading a book seeming totally oblivious to what is happening.
Relena: Oh Heero I've missed you so much!
Heero: It's only been a day.
Relena: *Slaps him on the back* Why haven't you returned any of my calls?
*Duo walks by carrying the disconnected phone in his hands whistling a merry tune. *
Heero: *Glares* What calls? And it's only been a day!
Relena : Never mind darling! I came here to take you all with me.
Quatre: Take us where Relena?
Relena: Ohhh Quatre you're so cute! *Pinches him on the cheek*
Quatre: *Blinks* Hehe...
Relena: I'm taking you guys with me to get my license! It's been three years since the war and we are all 18 now so why not?
Wufei: Nani?? You drive? You are a woman you are too weak to drive!
Noin: Oh shut up you male chauvinist pig!
Wufei: *Blink Blink*
Heero: I know how to drive already, I have my permit and so do Wufei and Trowa.
Relena : But you don't have licenses! You don't need to do anything illegal anymore there is no more war!
Heero: Whatever.
Duo: * Starts jumping up and down wildly* I want a license! I want a license!
Wufei: Hmph baka.
Quatre: *Nudges Trowa* Do you want a license?
Trowa : *Gives him a blank look* Nani?
Quatre: Do you want a license?
Trowa: What?
Quatre : *Turns really red* DO -YOU-WANT-A-LI-CENSE??
Trowa: *Blink* Wait a min. *Takes out balls of cotton from his ears until he pulls out enough cotton to stuff a teddy bear* Ah, there that's better.
Wufei:*Smirks* So that's how he did it.
Heero: Wow Quatre actually yelled?
Quatre: *Blushes*
Duo : *Stares at all the cotton* Whoa all that came out of your ears? You have really big ears! *Goes around the house singing Dumbo ears! dumbo ears! Trowa has Dumbo ears!!*
Quatre: Duo! be nice to him it's not his fault he has Dumbo ears!
Duo: Yea your right I'm sorry.
Trowa: Hey!!
Quatre and Duo: Oops sorry!!
Trowa: *Glares*
Heero : Relena wants to take us to get our drivers license, want to come?
Trowa: Do I have a choice? After all she is *Starts to choke on his words* the Queen of the world.
Wufei: *Gags*
Relena: *Completely oblivious* (A/N: Like always.) Come on lets go!! My limo is waiting outside. *Grabs Heero, Trowa and Quatre and walks out ...er drags them out the front door.*
Noin: Lets go you two.
Duo walks happily out the front door while Wufei drags his feet mumbling about women being weak and having to tag along being injustice.
*Everyone steps on Rashid's still trampled body.*
Rashid: Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are!
Pagan : *Holding door open to the ridiculously pink limo.* There you go Ms. Relena.
Relena: Thank you Pagan
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Relena: To the department of motor vehicles Pagan.
Pagan : Yes ma'am.
Duo: *Singing* 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer! Take one down pass it around 98--
Heero: Then 98 little people came and drank all the beer.
Duo : Hmph, stupid little people ruined my song.
*POOF: 98 little people appear out of no where.*
98 little people: We are not stupid! We just love beer! *One little person runs up to Duo and kicks him in the cheek.*
*POOF: The 98 little people disappear.*
Everyone but Duo: *Blink Blink.* OoooKaaaay!
Duo: *Rubs at the little footprint on his cheek.*
Quatre: Er.. Relena what are you doing?
Relena : *With her back turned to them.* Why getting my make up on to be ready! You'll see when the instructor sees my beauty I'll get my license for sure! *Turns around to face them with way to much lipstick and blush and so much mascara her eyes appear closed but her glowing pink eye shadow makes it seem even worse.*
Boys: *Gasp and choke on their own saliva.*
Relena:
Meanwhile in the background all the boys grab their barf bags as Noin faints.
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To Be Continued..... Will the boys make it to the department of motor vehicles without puking every second? Will Noin wake up? Will Relena get a clue? Will I ever shut up? Who knows! Find out in the next part!!
Driving is Easy
Chapter One: Heigh ho Heigh ho It's off to the DMV we go!
~*~------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------~*~
It was a warm spring day and the G-boys were lounging around one of Quatre's many estates. All was well in their own little world until...
Heeeeeerooooo!!!!!!
Heero's ears perked up and swallowed nervously. Could it be her? It couldn't be they were far away from the Sanc Kingdom.
*Loud pounding on front door*
Quatre: Rashid, please answer the front door.
Rashid: Yes master Quatre *mumbling* I'm not the butler I just like to serve you...wait that makes no sense. *Opens door* Hello welcome to the Winner estate may I help -y *Gets bowled over by Relena and Noin who quickly jump over his now trampled body.*
Relena : Heeeeeero!!!
Heero stands completely still while she hangs from him still screeching his name like a lunatic until glass begins to break and everyone even Noin had to cover their ears in agony.
Wufei: Onna, in the name of Nataku shut up!!!
She ignores Wufei and continues screeching until she is satisfied causing everyone to crouch low to the ground except Trowa who is amazingly sitting at a nearby table reading a book seeming totally oblivious to what is happening.
Relena: Oh Heero I've missed you so much!
Heero: It's only been a day.
Relena: *Slaps him on the back* Why haven't you returned any of my calls?
*Duo walks by carrying the disconnected phone in his hands whistling a merry tune. *
Heero: *Glares* What calls? And it's only been a day!
Relena : Never mind darling! I came here to take you all with me.
Quatre: Take us where Relena?
Relena: Ohhh Quatre you're so cute! *Pinches him on the cheek*
Quatre: *Blinks* Hehe...
Relena: I'm taking you guys with me to get my license! It's been three years since the war and we are all 18 now so why not?
Wufei: Nani?? You drive? You are a woman you are too weak to drive!
Noin: Oh shut up you male chauvinist pig!
Wufei: *Blink Blink*
Heero: I know how to drive already, I have my permit and so do Wufei and Trowa.
Relena : But you don't have licenses! You don't need to do anything illegal anymore there is no more war!
Heero: Whatever.
Duo: * Starts jumping up and down wildly* I want a license! I want a license!
Wufei: Hmph baka.
Quatre: *Nudges Trowa* Do you want a license?
Trowa : *Gives him a blank look* Nani?
Quatre: Do you want a license?
Trowa: What?
Quatre : *Turns really red* DO -YOU-WANT-A-LI-CENSE??
Trowa: *Blink* Wait a min. *Takes out balls of cotton from his ears until he pulls out enough cotton to stuff a teddy bear* Ah, there that's better.
Wufei:*Smirks* So that's how he did it.
Heero: Wow Quatre actually yelled?
Quatre: *Blushes*
Duo : *Stares at all the cotton* Whoa all that came out of your ears? You have really big ears! *Goes around the house singing Dumbo ears! dumbo ears! Trowa has Dumbo ears!!*
Quatre: Duo! be nice to him it's not his fault he has Dumbo ears!
Duo: Yea your right I'm sorry.
Trowa: Hey!!
Quatre and Duo: Oops sorry!!
Trowa: *Glares*
Heero : Relena wants to take us to get our drivers license, want to come?
Trowa: Do I have a choice? After all she is *Starts to choke on his words* the Queen of the world.
Wufei: *Gags*
Relena: *Completely oblivious* (A/N: Like always.) Come on lets go!! My limo is waiting outside. *Grabs Heero, Trowa and Quatre and walks out ...er drags them out the front door.*
Noin: Lets go you two.
Duo walks happily out the front door while Wufei drags his feet mumbling about women being weak and having to tag along being injustice.
*Everyone steps on Rashid's still trampled body.*
Rashid: Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are!
Pagan : *Holding door open to the ridiculously pink limo.* There you go Ms. Relena.
Relena: Thank you Pagan
~*------------------In the Limo-------------------------------------~*
Relena: To the department of motor vehicles Pagan.
Pagan : Yes ma'am.
Duo: *Singing* 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer! Take one down pass it around 98--
Heero: Then 98 little people came and drank all the beer.
Duo : Hmph, stupid little people ruined my song.
*POOF: 98 little people appear out of no where.*
98 little people: We are not stupid! We just love beer! *One little person runs up to Duo and kicks him in the cheek.*
*POOF: The 98 little people disappear.*
Everyone but Duo: *Blink Blink.* OoooKaaaay!
Duo: *Rubs at the little footprint on his cheek.*
Quatre: Er.. Relena what are you doing?
Relena : *With her back turned to them.* Why getting my make up on to be ready! You'll see when the instructor sees my beauty I'll get my license for sure! *Turns around to face them with way to much lipstick and blush and so much mascara her eyes appear closed but her glowing pink eye shadow makes it seem even worse.*
Boys: *Gasp and choke on their own saliva.*
Relena:
Meanwhile in the background all the boys grab their barf bags as Noin faints.
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To Be Continued..... Will the boys make it to the department of motor vehicles without puking every second? Will Noin wake up? Will Relena get a clue? Will I ever shut up? Who knows! Find out in the next part!!