Title: Voldemort's theme tune
Author: xxNEESHxx
Warnings: insanity ahead.
Hiya!! I am back, sort of, and attempting to get out of my 6?month writers block by putting up a couple of one-shots.
This is actually me writing up a dream that I had. Yes, I did have this dream. I really am this weird, sorry!
So this fic is dedicated to R.L.N.Tonks, who got me out of my slump. Thank you very much, and I hope you enjoy the insanity
It was an average evening at Hogwarts when Voldemort and his Death Eaters charged into the Main Hall, interrupting another gorge-inducing meal from the House Elves.
Well, normal for the students anyway, who just kept on eating calmly. The teachers were looking at Dumbledore, expecting him to do something, but he was too busy trying to get pasta out if his beard to do anything. The Death Eaters were in shock; nobody was running away.
After a minute Voldemort put away his wand and huffed impatiently
"Look here, why aren't you screaming? This is awfully rude of you, you know." At this, Harry turned round, wiped his face with a napkin and stood up. With a dramatic air he announced…
"Voldemort, we have decided you should have a theme song, and well, here it is. Places everyone! Let the music begin!"
And to the shock of the adults, disco lights appeared in the hall, and the entire student body stood up and began to sing…
"U.G.L.Y! YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI! COS U UGLY! HEY, HEY, YOU UGLY!", while doing the night fever dance, ending up pointing at Voldemort, who promptly burst into tears and ran away, never to be seen again.
Meanwhile, back in the Hall, the students were settling back to their meals, while their teachers and the death eaters frantically tried to find therapists.
THE END
So, I hope you liked that, please do review, I need feedback to help me write more fics, else I'll probably give up again, and I don't want that.
Love to you all!