One fine day, Steve was diffing the most impressive mine ever. He had found every bit of coal, iron, gold, and diamond that he could ever want and need. He even found loads of lapis and redstone.
But Steve needed more than just the simple things. He needed a way to trade and all the villagers he ever met were stingy jerks. Them villagers only wanted emeralds and nothing more. They would not let him trade things for emeralds because they were absolutely rude and uncaring about outsiders.
"Dang all…" said Steve sadly. He tried to dig a better mine in order to find emerald, but had no luck… all 347 times.
That's when a creeper snuck up behind Steve and hissed. Steve almost blew up, but the creeper was sniped by a hero. "Who is that? Who just saved my life?"
"It was me," said a blue-cloaked figure. He walked up to Steve and gave him a cool high-five. "Hey, Steve, I heard of you!"
"You know my name?" asked Steve with an eyebrow raised in suspicion like stew.
"Yeah, I think you're a dandy warrior when I see you slay the zombies at midnight," said the guy. "My name is Norm the Nomad, but you can just call me Norm."
"Okey, Dad!" said Steve and he shook his hand.
"I will aid you in becoming stronger!" said Norm.
"Cool!" said Steve.
"Woof! Woof!" barked Steve's dog Bruce.
So Steve, Norm, and Bruce trained and got stronger and defeated a lot of evil things like End Dragons and Withers. Steve got a lot of experience and was able to craft very, very strong armour and bows with fire.
"You are looking good, Steve," said Norm. And then Norm got carved in twain by a Vindicator.
"No!" cried Steve. He fell to his knees and wept for his fallen comrade. "He was like a real dad to me!" That was because Steve's dad was dead due to a skeleton army when Steve and his siblings were little babies.
Steve got so mad at the Vindicator. He looked up and saw many more Illagers and their demonic steeds.
"Do you surrender, Steve?" said an Evoker with his hands in power mode.
"No way, homedawgs!" cried Steve coolly and he flipped through the air with awesome style and ease. He brought down his diamond sword and shattered the Illagers with a sonic wave emitted from his very strong attack. He had slammed the ground with all of his rage aftere losing his father Norm.
"I'll kill you for hurting my family!" shouted the Vindicator.
"Likewise!" said Steve and he blocked the mighty enchanted axe with his shield. He then slayed the offensive evildoers. He picked up the loot from their demises.
He found a totem, saddles, and lots of experience.
He was also very surprised to find emeralds left from the fallen vindicator.
"Holy Cow!" said Steve.
"Moo!" said a cow flying by with its angel wings.
"I can now trade with the village!" said Steve and he ran up to the snobby villagers and was able to trade heartily. Steve received secret maps from the cartographer and loads of enchanted books and enchanted tools and armours.
But Steve always remembered the mighty teachings of his fallen friend Nomad: his real dad and almost his first dad ever. He kept his llamas in a safe place away from harm and made a neat gravestone site that memorialised the courage of his wise life mentor.
THE END