An interview with Darth Nihl, Emperor's Hand under Darth Krayt in his "One Sith".
Took over leadership from Darth Krayt after his death in 138 ABY.

INTERVIEWER - Thank you for meeting me, Lord Nihl. First of all, I would
like to say that your choice of lightsaber is the sharpest looking lightsaber
which I have ever seen. I love the long, twisted rope look, with the loop
for a handle.

DARTH NIHL - I seriously hope that you have more to say other than admiring
my lightsaber design. Ask some questions or leave me the hell alone.

INTERVIEWER - As you wish, my lord. Why did you first join up with Darth Krayt
and his "One Sith" empire?

DARTH NIHL - Many years ago back on Nagi, I was a great and powerful warlord.
Dread Lord Krayt recognized my power, and recruited me for his "One Sith" empire.
At first, I was his "Emperor's Fist" or military commander. Several years later, after
the death of his "Emperor's Hand" or chief enforcer, I was promoted to become his
new "Emperor's Hand".

INTERVIEWER - I heard that Emperor Krayt has named another "Emperor's Hand",
a young twi'lek woman named Darth Talon. Have you met her yet?

DARTH NIHL - Yes, I know. I think that it is a mistake. She has yet to prove herself;
has yet to earn the position. She had better not screw things up, or Lord Krayt will
have her executed.

INTERVIEWER - As you are now the senior "Emperor's Hand", I would imagine that
she will have to rely upon your expert guidance at times.

DARTH NIHL - That twi'lek twit had better stay away from me. I'll kill her the first
chance I get. If Lord Krayt thinks that some bimbo can come in and take my job,
he is sadly mistaken.

INTERVIEWER - How do you feel about Lord Krayt's latest pet project: trying to turn
Cade Skywalker to the dark side?

DARTH NIHL - A big waste of time. Better to kill Skywalker now and get it over with.
I killed his papa. I'll gladly put an end to him as well.

INTERVIEWER - How do you feel about some of Lord Krayt's other "One Sith" warriors?
Such as Darth Wyyrlok, Darth Luft, Darth Maladi, Darth Stryfe, and Darth Wredd.

DARTH NIHL - Wyyrlok is efficient. Luft has a gigantic chip on his shoulder. Darth Maladi
is an excellent healer or doctor, while I have yet to meet Darth Stryfe. Darth Wredd is
dumber than a bantha on Tatooine. He's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

INTERVIEWER - Let's talk about you.

DARTH NIHL - My favourite subject. I see that you're starting to develop some brains.

INTERVIEWER - Do you have any favourite foods?

DARTH NIHL - Nothing specific. Food is just a cure for hunger.

INTERVIEWER - Do you have a favourite colour?

DARTH NIHL - Purple, the colour of royalty. And gold, the colour of money.

INTERVIEWER - Do you have any hobbies? How do you like to spend your free time?

DARTH NIHL - I like to hunt. There's nothing like eating something that I killed myself.
Last week on Tatooine, I killed an entire herd of bantha. We had a big barbeque.
Darth Krayt ate bantha steaks until he threw up. Have you ever tried bantha brain
ice cream? I like the sour taste.

INTERVIEWER - Do you have any pet peeves? Something you truly dislike.

DARTH NIHL - Darth Talon, the twi'lek bimbo that thinks she can steal my job.

INTERVIEWER - Who is your favourite dark lord from the past?

DARTH NIHL - Darth Vitiate. The perfect example of total power.

INTERVIEWER - Thank you for your time, Darth Nihl. I greatly appreciate it.