Just a What If I thought of and I thought was great. Basicly what I think would have happened if Malfoy had found a way to continue using the 'Weasley is Our King' bit. Please review!
The days in had been growing incredibly difficult for Ronald Weasley. His problems were repeditly sourced back to the Slytherins. With Malfoy as their leader, they resurfaced their version of the 'Weasley is Our King' song whenever they could. Sometimes it didn't even seem to matter how well he did at Quidditch, they just seemed to like to have a go at him.
One particular day the Slytherins had decided to come up to him as he ate his breakfast. Ron had prepared himself mentally for the musical ambushing, but what happened he was not expecting. Toe to toe with Malfoy and two of his lackeys were three Muggle born fourth-year students. On the left their was a brunette Hufflepuff and on the right a raven headed Ravenclaw. In the middle, closest to Malfoy, was a Gryffindor. This Gryffindor had long red hair and looked as if she could have fit in quite well with the Weasleys. The three girls started to sing a song, sort of a parody of the 'Weasley is Our King' song.
"Malfoy is a Git,
Malfoy is a git,
Seriously he's a twit,
Malfoy is a git,
Malfoy is a hypocrite
And isn't worth all this shit,
Let's not give him much credit,
'Cause Malfoy is a git."
They the redheaded Gryffindor proceeded to kick Malfoy in the shins. All three of them were gone as quickly as they had come and Malfoy crumpled to the ground. None of the teachers had seen what had happened, all they saw was Malfoy lying on the floor and clutching his knees. Ron looked at Malfoy, still slightly in shock from what had happened. What Ron said next would go down in infamy.
"Hey Malfoy, maybe your father shouldn't hear about this."
So I wrote this at like Midnight, its not great but I thought it was funny; so I'm posting it.